{Whis and Vegeta are standing near Beerus's palace. Whis has been watching Vegeta train on his own for several hours during the night. Vegeta stopped training after Whis let his presence be known to him. Vegeta is sweaty and irritated. Goku is sleeping. Beerus is sleeping. They are alone. There is an awkward silence and the air is tense before it releases with Whis smiling.}
Act 1, Scene 1: Signs of Insanity
Whis
(Smiling)
"So Vegeta, have you thought about it?"
Vegeta
"Thought about what Whis."
Whis
"Becoming a god."
Vegeta
(Looks away)
... no.
Whis
(walks up to Vegeta, pokes Him in the chest with his staff.)
"Oh dont lie to me prince, I see it in your eyes every time I ask you."
Vegeta
(Gowns and growls then looks Whis in the eyes harshly)
"Whatever Whis. How about you just train me seriously instead of focusing on that dammed Kakarot."
Whis
"Oh-ho-ho, is that Jeliousy I hear from you Vegeta?"
Vegeta
"Yea right - you wish."
Whis
(Smile softens and he looks at the stars above)
Vegeta
(Crosses his arms and sits on the floor)
"Why do you even ask Whis? Why did you ever ask? From what I understand its one universe - one god of destruction."
Whis
(Whis now will smile darker for a moment before answering quietly)
"Because I could."
Vegeta
"I dont understand"
Whis
(Whis looks vegeta directly in the eyes; his smile is now kind but his eyes are empty)
"Vegeta, I am an angel."
Vegeta
"Yea, so what?"
Whis
"Do you know what I do while Lord Beerus sleeps Vegeta? ...I watch this universe."
Vegeta
"Why would I care about your day job?"
Whis
"Because I used to watch you."
Vegeta
(Scoffs to hide his surprise and discomfort)
"Oh and I suppose you expect me to be flattered Whis?"
Whis
"I waited for you to die and you did- I was disappointed. Your life was my favorite T.V. show. You know how you start watching something and you get excited for the ending... only to be disappointed by that ending? That is your life."
Vegeta
"So you want me dead Whis? Is that it?"
Whis
(looks back up at the stars)
"No Vegeta, I want something a bit more vague and interesting I suppose."
Vegeta
(Fallows Whis's line of sight to the stars and thinks for a bit)
"... Whis, I dont watch T.V."
Whis
(Laughs lightly)
Vegeta
"So why are to training him Whis? Its irritating having that moron around me all the time."
Whis
"Hmmm... you should already know why Vegeta."
Vegeta
"Is it because your bored? Because he is Beerus's little favorite?"
Whis
"Those are two of the reasons but neither are the right answer."
Vegeta
"Because you think he is better then me than Whis?!"
Whis
"No. I never thought he was better."
Vegeta
"Ha! Would you look at that? Angels can lie."
Whis
(Acts as if he is hurt)
"Ive never lied in my life Vegeta"
Vegeta
"Oh is that right Whis?"
{end scene}