Last Friday Night!
Yes, It is what it seemes. A (not techinical) songfic to Katey Perry's "Last friday Night"
Disclamer: I do not own Hetalia:Axis powers or The song Last Friday Night. The song and anime belong to their respective owners.
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Ow, ow, ow. His head felt like it was going to explode and his vision was fuzzy. Who was he again? Oh, right he was Arthur, who apparently was bloody hung-over. Where in the name of the queen was he? Okay, last question; (his head hurt too much to think) what happened last night?
When his vision returned to normal he saw he was defiantly was not at the frat house or in his bed. He sat up and looked around, glitter, rubber ducks, bottles of vodka and…a pair of superman underwear clutter the floor. Oh dear god why? He got up and, trying his best to no step on the ducks, bottles or underwear, maneuvered his way to the window. He thought back to the night before. His head hurt so much he could only remember snippets of what might have happened. He remembered coming too…Felix's house (well that explained why this room was pink.) He remembered his first shot of tequila and Francis flirting with him then Alfred "rescuing" Arthur. Then he remembered the crazy dance party with the laser lights. Bloody hell.
Arthur rubbed his neck, still trying to piece together last night's events, when he realized that he felt a soft pain when he touched a certain part of his neck. He looked around for a mirror. When he found one by a stuffed polar bear that probably belonged to Mathew, Alfred's brother. He positioned the mirror to reflect the sensitive spot.
Was that a…no, no, no! That couldn't be a hickey. He tried to tell himself it was a bruise or, or he didn't know, something! He looked down at himself, what was he wearing? Starring back up at him was a pair of white skinny jeans, unicorn socks, and an over-large, red, button-down shirt (that was unbuttoned, mind you.)
He rested his forehead on the window, looking out. What the-? The whole yard was cover with toilet paper and multicolored streamers, and the pool had pink flamingos, swim trunks, and a man with a saxophone on a yellow pool float. 'That is just uncalled for' Arthur thought, mentally praising some higher power that his headache was now gone.
Were the bloody hell was everyone? He looked all over the room. Maybe someone crashed out in here with him…As he thought that someone stirred under the covers of the bed at the other side of the room. Arthur curiously walked toward the lump under the sheets. He pulled the, gorse pink color sheets up to see Alfred with no shirt or pants on just boxers.
Arthur blushed and was going to pull the sheet back over Alfred's half naked body (Well in Arthur's eyes he was basically naked.), when Mr. Cowboy boxers sat up rubbing his temples. "Holy shit man," what happened last night?" he mumbled looking over to Arthur. "…Hey, dude, you have a hickey." Arthur blushed, "Well, thank you Captain obvious" he resorted. Alfred grinned and got out of the bed "Soo," he started "Where are-"Arthur stopped him "Felix's room" Alfred nodded still grinning like an idiot. "Well," Arthur started bringing him back from trying to bring up memories of the night before. "We should go see who survived." He smiled at Alfred who was looking out the window and saying "what the hell?" "Come on Alfred out the door," Alfred complied and walked to the door opening it.
This was worse than in the bedroom. There were people passed out all over. "Hey, my pants are on the chandler!" Alfred yelled, why did he have to yell? And, Arthur observed the chandler was in the middle of the room on the floor. Alfred ran down the steps to retrieve his pants while Arthur stood looking over the room. Seeing Ludwig passed out on the couch with Feliciano on top of him, Arthur tsked "Took them long enough" he said to himself. He looked over a little way finding Alfred zipping his pants up by Lovino the most angry person he had ever met, he was in complete contrast to his brother Feliciano who was 'effing happy all the time. He looked down at the stairs next where Gilbert, Ludwig's big brother, was holding a bottle of rum to his chest while he slept. He felt his neck again wondering who gave him this hickey but that didn't matter what mattered now was finding Felix.
Why he needed the host? Because he knew for a fact that Felix paid 4 people to stay sober. One person (in this case, Arthur, who had failed to stay away from the alcohol) to come find him so he could find the cameras and three (Ludwig, Mathew and Antonio) record the party and when everything was cleaned up, all who participated in the party would sit down and watch what really happened last Friday. He also had a room where he kept the tapes incase people wanted to delete something. They had these party's twice a month always on Friday during summer vacation at some unlucky person's (Aka Felix's) house and it always had a theme. This time it was frat house pride (they all belonged to the same one. Go Kappa's!) . The last party was a laser tag/light theme. That party, he keeps trying to forget
Arthur carefully went down the stairs, stepping over Gilbert and making his way down to Alfred who was also looking for Felix which was stupid because he was one of the recorders. "Alfred, where did you put your camera?" Arthur said when he reached him. Alfred grinned and rubbed the back of his head "Well, Artie" he started when Antonio entered to living room with fake cat ears on and a bra with tomatoes in it, over his shirt. "Hola, guy's. Hey do you know why I have a bra on?" He asked, with his Spanish accent dominating his voice. Both boys shook their heads no, trying to keep themselves from laughing in his face.
"I'm looking for Felix, did you see him any where?" Arthur asked when he calmed down. Antonio, who removed the bra but kept the ears on wasn't listening because he was looking for his bitchy boyfriend (Aka, Lovino) "Hey, Toni, dude, look for him later. Did'ja see our fruity host or not?" Antonio snapped his attention back to the two 18 year olds, "sí, he is outside. Come on."
The three men steped outside, finding more people who survived Friday nights party and Felix who was laying down on the trampoline with multiple shirt, socks, pants and swimming trunks. "Most of the people who were her last night left early, like Kuki and Hercules, so it's just us Kappa guy's minus those two." He added "Cool, so, were you one of the people recording?" Alfred asked. Toni nodded walking over to Felix who was just now waking up "Hey, like, where's Mathew he was one of the recorders." Felix said totally ignoring the fact that his yard was destroyed. Toni spoke up saying "He's over by the pool in the maid outfit" Felix nodded " 'kay Thanks!" he pushed himself up and jumped off, walking to the pool.
After finding Felix Arthur, Alfred and Toni basically spent a half hour looking for people and waking them up whether or not they liked it because they had to clean like crazy. When they were looking for people they found them in the weirdest places and positions, like when they found Francis he was naked and in the storage closet with "FAIL" written in red letters across his torso, and when they found Ivan Braginski in the bathroom with his head in the toilet (he was still breathing!). But their favorite was finding Wang Yao, Kuki's cousin, in a panda costume without the head on cuddling Vash Zwingli who was wearing a pirate hat and an apron with a pair of Harry potter swim trunks on, covered in fruit snack rappers in the basement passed out behind the bar. They took a picture after laughing their asses off, just to save that memory.
After everyone was awake, and had at least a pair of pants, trunks, boxers, ect, on they set to clean the house. The glitter, the rubber duckies, the streamer and toilet paper, clothes and the various bottles of alcohol slowly found their way into trash bags, containers (for the rubber ducks) and people. And slowly Felix's house was returning to its former glory, well at least that's how Alfred and Wang narrated it.
"Like, Oh my god!" Felix huffed, slumping on the purple couch in his living room "That took, like, forever!" Everyone either nodded or shouted "hell yeah!" "Okay guy's," Toris said (Felix's boyfriend) Get all the fluffy stuff here pronto!" Everyone set out to find blankets, pillows, bean bags, and some stayed behind to move the varicose love seats and couches in front of the HUGE theater size TV. The only bad part about finding the "fluffy stuff" was that they were all grown men whose ages range from 18 to 26 so it was sort of awkward.
When all the party goers came back with the "fluffy stuff" ("I wish Toris would stop calling it that" Alfred said in Arthur's ear making him giggle) and took their seats, Felix brought out the edited video (He just put all the recorded material into one video with labels on were the it was taken) and set it in the DVD tray close it, turned the stereo on and pressed play.
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Haha! wonder whats going to happen...well I know you don't...Ah,well hope you liked this chapter! =U=