The 25 Most Outrageous South of Nowhere What Ifs

1. What if Aiden was gay and in love with Glen?

2. What if Madison was the one who went on the shooting rampage?

3. What if Ashley never lost the baby?

4. What if Paula was, gasp, not a bitch?

5. What if Ashley was the one who moved from Ohio and realized that she was gay?

6. What if Glen did not make bail?

7. What if Spencer and Ashley actually made out on the show like the other couples?

8. What if Paula left her family for the doctor?

9. What if Madison was in love with Ashley?

10. What if Ashley had a spare tire in her car? How far would they have gotten on their little trip?

11. What if Ashley didn't love the brownies?

12. What if Chelsea wasn't pregnant with Clay's baby? What if it was Sean's?

13. What if Spencer and Ashley got tattoos with each other's names?

14. What if we got to see what happened in that bathroom stall?

15. What if the Carlin's picked up their GOD DAMN PHONE!!!!!!

16. What if Spencer was still a cheerleader?

17. What if Ashley and Spencer let Aiden stay and watch?

18. What if Kyla was dating Glen instead of Aiden?

19. What if Paula never caught Ashley and Spencer? Would Spencer have ever come out?

20. What if South of Nowhere had a musical episode, like on Even Stevens?

21. What if they WERE into labels?

22. What if Spencer and Ashley got their final slow dance at the prom?

23. What if Paula wasn't a raging homophobe?

24. What if Arthur wasn't as awesome as he is?

25. What if South of Nowhere did not exist? What would we do with all of our free time? What would we obsess about?

South of Nowhere would not be what it is if all of these things were true. This is a show that we have all come to know and love, and it would be very different if the "what ifs" were real. So for a second embrace them, and let your imagination run wild, because they will never happen. Unless of course Tom Lynch decides to take some of Glen's pills and re-write season three. Let's hope that never happens, though some more Spashley lovin' would be nice!

By Aviva, who would like to wish all SON fans a Happy Holidays! I hope we can all make it waiting to find out who got shot, though my sanity level is questionable right now. If Spencer or Ashley is hurt, we can all storm the studios with pitchforks and torches. Who's with me? Lol!!