To start, many might think this story should be called He Found Out!, but no! He Found Out! has to do with Phineas finding out about something besides Isabella's crush. A Hundred Thousand Unfoldings takes that place. The chapters have no correlation, which is unusual in my stories, but this could perhaps be considered a hundred thousand one-shots, but I don't think writing one-shots is a great policy. (No offense to those who do write one-shots, I just like to write from deep motivation.) By the way, one hundred thousand is an exaggeration, to those shouting in disbelief, which is probably none of you, because you're cool like that. :-) Now is when I am supposed to finish off with something random, like "I'm hungry!"
Phineas jumped up out of his bed with a smile. "Come on, Ferb, what should we build today?" Phineas asked. Phineas ignored Ferb's start of being silent. It wasn't him being distant, Ferb was just a quiet boy, unlike his half brother. "Let's go find out!" Phineas beckoned. "Morning, Mom!" Phineas greeted from the top of the stairs.
"Morning, sweety!" Linda greeted back.
"What's for breakfast?" Phineas asked.
"Pancakes and sauteed vegetables. I'm trying something new today!" Linda explained.
"Cool! When will it be ready?" Phineas asked.
"Right..." Linda started. "Now! Ferb, would you be a dear and fetch Candace for breakfast for me?"
"Will do," Ferb responded.
"It isn't even 10:00 and Ferb spoke two words! Two! Today has to be an epic day!" Phineas flowed. Soon breakfast commenced.
"Pass the salt, would you Ferb?" Candace asked.
"Here," Ferb proffered.
"Three! Three words and it isn't even 10:00!" Phineas exclaimed.
"You really enjoy it when I talk, don't you?" Ferb asked.
"Ferb! Don't break his brain more! He's already an idiot genius!" Candace scolded.
"Candace," Linda chided.
And before long, breakfast was over.
Isabella arrived in the backyard as usual.
"Hi, Phineas, what you doing? I mean, heh, whatcha' doin'?" Isabella asked.
"I don't know yet," Phineas explained.
"Mhm. Adyson has sort of a problem," Isabella informed.
"What? What problem?" Phineas asked.
"She's been having what Ginger identified as hallucinations, but we need to figure out what they are so we can stop them," Isabella explained. "Could you help?"
"Of course. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!" Phineas exclaimed cheerfully.
Ferb sighed and smiled. He thought Phineas and Isabella were so cute together. "We can build a halleucination identifier!"
"Brilliant, Phineas!" Isabella exclaimed.
"Can you bring Adyson here?" Phineas asked. Then Isabella made a strange face.
"Perhaps," Isabella admitted.
"Can we help?" Buford and Baljeet asked in unison.
"Hey, don't copy my words, nerd, or I'll get you another wet willy," Buford threatened playfully.
"Yes, Buford," Baljeet answered.
"Of course you can!" Phineas proffered.
And so they got to work, while Isabella left to get the Fireside girls to help her move Adyson.
Suity up! Duty up! Doobie deebie doo bah! Suity up! Duty up! Doobie deebie doo bah!
Suity up! Duty up! Doobie deebie doo bah! Doo bah da da dada da da! Da! Da!
"There we go! Hey, where's Perry?" Phineas asked.
Meanwhile...
Agent P!
"Carl, don't touch my new tablet! It's new! Oh, Agent P! Sorry, I didn't, uh, see you there! Doofenshmirtz has purchased several gallons of liquid mercury! Go, find out what he's up to! Oh, and be sure not to touch any of the mercury! It isn't called toxic for nothing! Carl! What did I tell you not to do?!" Monogram bellowed. Agent P saluted the major and left.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
"Ah, Perry the Platypus, how premeditated," Doofenshmirtz started. Perry was instantly trapped inside of a fake giant light bulb. "Would you like a muffin, sir?" Norm asked. "No, Norm. But anyway, behold, the Madinator!" Doofenshmirtz unveiled. Perry's mouth hung open. "It's a complicated backstory; one of the few too boring to explain, which makes me wonder why I even built the Madinator. Hmm. Anyway, I only plan on having to shoot this ray once to take over the entire tri-state area! You see, if one person gets hit, they go mad. They sort of turn into a zombie, except it isn't gory or magical. And boop!" Heinz exclaimed. He pressed a button shooting a solitary laser into the sky.
Meanwhile...
"Come on, girls, we can do this!" Isabella encouraged.
The others grumbled as Adyson squirmed and squeaked.
Finally, after much effort, they got Adyson into the backyard.
"The hallucination identifier is ready for use!" Phineas exclaimed. The girls pulled Adyson up to the sensor plate. Phineas pressed the button. This was the absolute worst time for Isabella to go to Phineas Land. Adyson and the others ended up falling off of the sensor plate. The screen showed vivid images of Phineas and Isabella kissing. By the time Isabella realized what was happening, it was too late. "What?" Phineas responded uselessly. "Wait, Isabella has a crush on me?" Isabella ran off as fast as she could. Tears were threatening her.
"Cheif!" Gretchen exclaimed.
"The salamanders stopped singing!" a seemingly drunk Adyson exclaimed.
The other Fireside Girls ran after Isabella.
Phineas stood there like a statue.
"How long has Isabella had a crush on me?" Phineas asked.
"Since forever," Ferb responded.
"That was a passionate, dumb answer, Ferb, and it was two words. Paradoxical in every aspect, a masterpiece... _! Where's Isabella?" Phineas asked.
"You could've chased her," Baljeet reminded.
"This is bad!" Buford remarked. "Do you realize what is probably going through Girly's head right now?"
"Suicidal thoughts?" Baljeet asked.
"You're not helping," Buford responded.
"Wait, Isabella, she would never! No!" Phineas screamed.
"Phineas, this is not your fault," Ferb stated.
"Yes it is! It is all my fault! Don't you get it?! It was my machine that made this happen!" Phineas yelled.
He burst into tears.
"Really, Baljeet?" Buford chided.
"What did I say?" Baljeet asked defensively.
"Go get her, before it's too late!" Ferb urged. He didn't think the assumption that Isabella had lost the will to live was valid or good, but it motivated Phineas most, so he used it.
"But where did she go?!" Phineas panicked.
"That way!" Baljeet directed. Phineas didn't waste another second. He ran much faster than he ever had before. His muscles cried out immediately. He tried to continue, but he let himself down on the curb, but for a mere second, for afterwards he started running again. He regretted his haste, because a bike would have been much better. But it was too late to turn back now. Based on the assumption that Isabella was going to commit suicide, which was ridiculous, the little chance he had to save her was fading fast. He ran blocks and blocks, peering and hustling, until something amazing happened. Isabella turned a corner and ran right into him. He fell backwards on to the hard cement.
"Ow," Phineas moaned.
"Phineas!" Isabella exclaimed. The fact that he knew about her crush on him completely disappeared from her head in that moment. "Are you okay?" "Never better," Phineas responded. Then he went for it. Isabella thought she was dreaming or something, but it felt so real. That is when Doofenshmirtz fired his inator. It hit a man with a watermelon. The man threw his watermelon up in the air towards Phineas and Isabella, bellowing a psychotic battle cry that sounded like a gorilla. Phineas and Isabella got up hastily and ran. He chased them all the way to Phineas' house, where they ran inside, locked the door, and got the others inside. This day hadn't gone as planned. And Ferb and the others were puzzled to find that Phineas and Isabella had vanished.
Review if you want me to continue this story line. I am personally satisfied with it. If you think this is going to be my best chapter of the story, you can kiss that notion goodbye. This was just a warmup. ;-) I am now going to try to not make any new stories until I finish one of my incomplete ones. Wait! Scratch that wink, because I don't wink. I just don't. I also don't hashtag. I never needed you, Twitter! Never! I have never used Twitter. I don't really even understand it. Oh, now I'm rambling, just like Heinz Doofenshmirtz. XD Write on! (If applicable :-p)