Hey everyone :) long time no see, eh? I've decided to go through this story and fix all of the bugs and junk I don't like. FINALLY. I apologize for not having this done earlier, but with life and stuff, all of my writing kinda got put on the back burner. And I got more into Harry Potter than Naruto, but I'd really like to thank you all from the bottom of my heart, and hopefully, I can bang out the rest of this story to make room for something else ;) Happy reading!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE NARUTO CHARACTERS. Just the plot ;)

A blond male with cerulean eyes gasped in pain as another contraction hit him. "Breathe, Minato!" The male growled. "I AM BREATHING! GAH!" His spindly fingers grasped the sheets and he pulled on them. "All right, Minato, I'm going to make the incision now. I know you can't feel much, but - …" The female was interrupted by the blond screaming. "I DON'T CARE! JUST GET THEM OUT OF ME!" The doctor gave a nod and made a small incision in the male's midsection; blood pouring out of the wound as she reached inside of him and pulled out one child. Handing the infant to her assisting nurse, she delved back into his belly and retrieved the second child. Gasping and crying, Minato gripped his sheets tightly and tried to keep himself from screaming any more.

He could hear the cries of his babes and gave a pained, yet tired smile as he watched the nurses clean them up and cut their cords. Each infant had three whisker marks on their cheeks and ocean blue eyes. They began to wail and he smiled. "Uzumaki, Kyuubi and Uzumaki, Naruto." His physician's assistant, Shizune, wrote down the names on their certificates and smiled at the blond as the female doctor began cleaning up the proud new mother, suturing up his midsection and wiping up the blood with an antiseptic. As Minato started to come down from his adrenaline high, Tsunade, his doctor, instructed him on how to feed them. As the babes suckled from bottles, the blond gave a content smile, drifting off and sleeping peacefully, unaware of the secretive eyes that watched him and his sons.

TIME LAPSE - 17 YEARS LATER

Kyuubi and Naruto ran around the city of Konoha in a game of tag; the eldest by three minutes, Kyuubi, led his twin to the park. Using his speed, Naruto leapt and pounced upon his brother. "You're it!" Kyuubi laughed and pushed the boy off him, the two of them laying there for a few minutes, staring at the sky and catching their breaths. "You're getting better, Naru-Chan!" The blond stuck his tongue out at his brother.

Chuckling, the eldest blond stood and help the younger up. They went to the swings and Naruto sat upon one. Kyuubi grasped the chain links and pushed him, allowing it to leave his hands as the blond went higher. The height of the swinging caused Naruto to giggle, which caused his brother to smile. "Hey Naru-Chan! What time is it?" The boy on the swing checked his phone. "3:28 a.m. . Why?" Kyuubi shrugged and began to swing himself.

Soon, they were going the same height and mirroring each other. They laughed and jumped off the swings at the same time. Kyuubi caught Naruto before his knees collapsed from under him. "Thanks!" As they started walking, the younger blond winced as his left foot hit the ground. Smiling, the older of the two stopped. "What?" Turning, Kyuubi hefted the boy onto his back and began walking.

Sighing, Naruto carefully wrapped his legs around his brother's waist and his arms looped loosely about his neck. He buried his face into his shoulders and sighed again. Once home, they climbed through the window of their room and Kyuubi allowed the boy to slip from his back and onto his bed. Popping his joints, he turned to him. "How's your ankle?" Naruto gave a fake smile. "Better, but now I need a drink." Taking the stairs one at a time, they each got a Mountain Dew from the fridge and opened it. As they walked back up to their room, Kyuubi cleared his throat.

"I love you so much, Naru-Chan!" The blond raised a brow. "What do you want?" He licked his lips. "I have a test in History today and you're so much better at it than I am! Will you switch places for me?" Naruto shook his head. "Oh no! Last time we did that, we were caught, and I was the one to get detention for it!" Kyuubi hugged him round the middle and nuzzled into his well-toned chest. "Please, Naru-Chan? Please? Besides, mom said he'd kill me if I failed another class!" Looking at his pouting face, he sighed and gave up. "Fine! But you owe me!"

Smiling, Kyuubi gave him an extra squeeze and let him go. "Thank you!" Shaking his head, the two began to get ready for school. The eldest blond stripped and got into the shower, while Naruto brushed his teeth and stared into his reflection, waiting for his turn with the shower. Each twin had the same piercings; snake bites protruded from their bottom lips, a nose stud went through their left nostrils, and a silver barbell went through their left eyebrow. Sticking out his tongue, the toothbrush gently grazed over a neon green bar, instead of the neon orange one he would have worn, were it not for his deal to switch places for the day. Smiling in satisfaction, he mussed his hair and took his turn with the shower. Going into their room, Kyuubi dressed in a pair of tight black jeans, a dark red tee, and a black zip up jacket. Sitting on his bed, he heard the shower turn off and slipped on a pair of beat up old chucks, red in colour.

Standing, he watched his brother come out of the bathroom wearing a pair of tight black jeans, a black boy beater and a H.I.M. hoodie over his arm. On his feet were a pair of black and pink checkered Airwalks. Rubbing the sleeplessness from his eyes, Naruto followed his brother down the stairs and back into the kitchen. Grabbing a large Golden Delicious apple, Kyuubi sat on the counter and watched as Naruto prepared breakfast.

At 5:45 a.m., Minato came down the stairs and sat at the table. "Morning, mom! You actually got up all by yourself this morning!" Minato yawned and smiled. "The smell of bacon lured me here!" The three blonds chuckled and Naruto served their bacon, omelets, sausages, and hash browns. When they finished eating, Kyuubi loaded the dishwasher and yawned. Shaking away his exhaustion, he smiled and grabbed another Mountain Dew from the fridge; tossing a second one to his twin.

"Boys! What did I tell you about throwing things around the house?" They grinned sheepishly. "To not to! Sorry mom!" Shaking his head, Minato stood and kissed them on the top of their heads. "You got your phones? Wallets? Any other electronic doodad's you want to take?" Both boys nodded. "Yep! Got it all!" He nodded as well and hugged them.

"Please be good today! I don't want any calls from the principle saying you've blown up the school or gotten into a fight, okay? Promise me?" They nodded. "Pinky promise!" Linking pinkies, the two boys bid him goodbye and headed off to school. Fifteen minutes later they were within the school perimeter, and were greeted by many of their friends.

First, were the Sabaku siblings; Gaara, a pale, thin boy with blood red hair, teal eyes circled with insomnia and black pearl eyeliner, and a scar above his brow-less left eye in the kanji of Love, and his older sister, Temari, a tomboy-ish girl with sandy blond hair pulled into four short pigtails, and almond shaped black eyes. Next was Inuzuka, Kiba, a loud-mouthed brunette with dark brown (almost black) eyes, and two red triangles upon each cheek; Kiba's girlfriend, Hyuga, Hinata, a small, shy female with short black hair tinted blue in the light, and pale lavender eyes which held no pupil. Hinata's cousin, Hyuga, Neji was also with them, a well-toned boy with the same eyes and long brunette hair, a white sweatband covering the acid green coloured tattoo upon his forehead.

There was also Haku, a rather effeminate boy with long black hair, half of it in a bun a top his head with his bangs framing his face, and dark doe brown eyes; Rock, Lee, a strong-willed boy who loved working out more than anything with a black bowl cut, large round eyes, unsightly eyebrows, and a strangely close resemblance to their gym teacher Mait, Gai; Aburame, Shino, the quiet boy with short and messy brunette hair, and he almost never took off his black sunglasses, so they never knew what colour his eyes actually were; Akimichi, Choji, a large boy with sandy blond hair sticking in all directions, squinty black eyes and pink swirls upon his cheeks; Nara, Shikamaru, the most lazy of the group, and genius considered, with brunette hair, allowing him to look as a "pineapple head", and glazed over dark brown eyes, but he had not shown up yet, as he was still sleeping at home until the late bell rang.

"Hey guys!" Everyone smiled. "Hey there Kyuubi, Naru-Chan!" The twins smiled and walked closer to them. "Morning Sasuke-kun!" The group cringed and covered their ears. "Keep it down you fuckin' Harpy!" The girl with rose pink hair and mint green eyes glared at Kyuubi, the one who had shouted. "Shut up, Naruto!" Said blonde's jaw dropped. "What'd I do?!" The girl was confused for a moment, but shook it off and went back to jumping Sasuke.

Uchiha, Sasuke was the self, and fangirl proclaimed, "God" of the whole school, and major pretty boy. Guys wanted to be him and chicks wanted to date him. Shaking their heads, the bell rang and the twins laughed as they parted for one another's classes. Not even halfway through first hour, Naruto's head bobbed and he weaved in and out of consciousness. . .that was, until the History teacher, Umino, Iruka threw a dry erase marker at him, hitting him right on the head.

"Kyuubi! Please pay attention!" Naruto grinned sheepishly. "Sorry!" Shaking his head, Iruka continued on. "Now then, everyone get your pencils out and get ready for the test." Wiping the sleep from his eyes, the blond grabbed a neon green pencil from his brother's bag and wrote his sibling's name on the paper. "Begin!" He rolled his eyes. 'I don't see how you don't know this, Kyuu-Chan! It's painfully easy!'

Taking his time, Naruto began to mark them off. When he was done, he changed enough answers to get, if he calculated right, at least a C+. Standing, he handed the test to the brunette teacher with the scar upon his nose, and sat back down. Taking out his iPod, he was soon lulled to sleep by Nine Inch Nails, Cradle of Filth, Slipknot and Marilyn Manson.

Kyuubi would glance at the clock every now and then and lay his head back down on the desk before him. He groaned. 'I forgot just how fucking boring your classes are, Naru-Chan! Ugh!' Taking out his iPod, he was soon asleep to the sound of Metallica, The Used, Tech N9ne and Sixx:AM.

When the bell rang for lunch at 12:15 p.m., they were shaken awake by their teachers, and excused. In sleepy hazes, they found each other at lunch and sat in a booth. When Hinata and Kiba came over to the table, they marveled at them. "I can never tell which one is which!" They smirked and spoke at the same time. "Tell you what, Kiba! If you can guess which one of us is Naru-Chan correctly, we will buy both you and Hinata lunch!" The brunette scrutinized them. "What if I guess wrong?" The twins gave identical smiles. "You buy us each a drink!" Taking a moment, Kiba agreed. "Remember! You only get one shot."

Nodding, the dog lover looked between each boy, collecting info on them. "Hmmm. . ." Kyuubi and Naruto smiled. "Tick tock, Kiba!" The brunette growled and pointed at the blond on the left. "You're Naru-Chan!" He gave a cocky grin and the two looked at each other, standing from their seats. "Okay Inuzuka! Now, you have to buy us a drink!" He groaned in defeat, but did as he said he would in the end (after much grousing).

When they had returned to the table, they could see Sasuke and Sakura making out with one another upon it. "Oh god! My eyes! Go tonsil touch somewhere else!" The two broke apart, glaring at the blond. "It's a free country!" Naruto laughed. "That may be, but seeing as this is the lunchroom, and that's our bench, it's no longer free. You see, we," He pointed to he and his brother. "are the dictators of the table, and you will now leave." Sasuke smirked. "Make me, dobe."

Kyuubi growled. "Watch what you say, whelp!" The Uchiha turned his gaze to the identical blond. "Hit a soft spot, Uzumaki?" His eyes began to tint violet and Naruto, who could sense his twin's distress, placed his hand on his shoulder gently, but firmly. "Let it go, Kyuu-Chan. It was just a childish barb."

Kyuubi calmed and snorted. "You're lucky, Uchiha! Now, remove your ass from our table." Grabbing the neck of his shirt, the blond threw him to the floor. "Sasuke-Kun!" The pink haired girl squealed and rushed to his side. "You fucking monster!" Narrowing his eyes quite dangerously, the irate blond picked up his stuff, and left the group. Naruto turned a frigid gaze to the couple on the floor and snorted. Mirroring his brother, he too, grabbed his stuff and went after him. Kiba sneered at the two. "Way to go you stupid bitch." And with that, he put his arm around Hinata, and left.

Naruto found Kyuubi sitting on the roof with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Sighing, he grabbed the tobacco gently from his lips and took a drag. "Where'd you get this?" Taking a deep breath, the boy shrugged and looked out into the scenery, not really seeing. Sitting beside him upon the ledge, the younger allowed his head to droop onto the other's shoulder, and his eyes to close. Taking another drag, an idea hit him. "Let's go visit Ero-Sanin!"

Kyuubi raised a pierced brow. "Why?" He shrugged. "It'll be fun! Besides, I'll bet he's at the club and we can start work early. I'm sure mom won't mind." Nodding, he stole away the last drag and they stood, tossing the butt over the edge before leaving. Thirty minutes later, the two came upon a club called 'Paradise 69' and smiled. Fishing out their work IDs from their pockets, they walked up to the bouncer. "Hi, Zabuza!"

Momochi, Zabuza was a rather large man, built with muscles and a nice body. He had short spiky black hair and obsidian eyes; bandages covering his face from nose to neck, due to some tragic accident that had happened years ago, and he was also Haku's guardian. The man nodded and allowed them entrance into the large building, loud heavy music pounding happily and easily in their ears.

Smiling, they clocked in and changed into their uniforms. Because Kyuubi was a bartender/waiter, he changed into a pair of black pleather pants that clung to his hips and a black tank top, while Naruto only had to replace his hoodie with a white over shirt because he worked within the confines of the kitchens. Putting their stuff in the large locker, they went to find their boss and long-time friend, Jiraiya.

It wasn't all that hard, to be honest. All they had to do was look for a large group of women. "Eh, Ero-Sanin! We're here!" Jiraiya smiled. "Does your mother know you're here?" They gave sheepish grins and shook their heads. "Um, about that. . .we left school early, so we were wondering, if," "You could call and tell him!" The long white haired man raised a brow. "That bad of a day, hm? All right, but if he chews my ass for it. . ." They laughed. "Got it! Thanks, Ero-Sanin!" Holding hands, the two ran through the crowds and to their stations. "I told you to stop calling me that!"

Naruto watched through the small serving window of the kitchen as Kyuubi shook his ass to the music, his shirt riding up to reveal the matching black kanji tattoo for 'Foxy' they had both gotten when they were too stoned and drunk to really remember anything. Shaking his head and smiling, he continued cooking.

Hearing a girlish giggle, his head snapped up to look back at Kyuubi again. He felt a pang of jealousy as he watched his brother flirt with a girl who had enormous breasts, a slim figure, short red violet hair and hazel eyes. Rubbing his own cerulean blue orbs with his thumb and forefinger, he groaned and slipped outside.

Breathing deeply, he sighed and leaned against the brick wall, his eyes closed. "Here, kid." The boy caught the pack of Marlboro's and blinked. Taking one out, he tapped the end on his wrist and lit it. Leaning back again, he trained his eyes on Jiraiya and raised a brow. "Thanks. You know, mom would murder you if he found out you were giving me smokes!" The elder smiled and winked. "Yes, but he would put you two eight feet under touching lava if he found out you smoke in the first place. So, what brings you to the boring outside, when you could be cooking something great on the inside?"

Naruto sighed and shrugged. "I needed a bit of space; especially after what Sasuke and Sakura said to us." Well, it wasn't a complete lie, and Jiraiya hm'd. "What did they say?" The blond flicked his cigarette. "The usual. Sasuke called me 'dobe', Kyuu-Chan almost gave in. . .When he tossed the bastard to the floor, Sakura called him a. . .a monster. . ."

The white haired man's gaze hardened. He knew Sakura as she came in all the time with a group of her friends. Shaking his head, he turned his attention back to Naruto. "There's something else, isn't there, brat?" The whisker faced boy shrugged, not looking at the older man. "Jealousy?" Colour rose to his face and lightly dusted cheeks in pink, making him laugh. "Oh it's nothing to be ashamed of, Naru-Chan! Happens to the best of us! So, who's the lucky girl?"

If possible, his face got redder. "No girls. . ." Jiraiya smiled knowingly. "Did you know, that homosexuality is passed down from the mother's side of the family?" He watched as a spark of something filled the blonde's eyes and he smiled. "Really?" He nodded and tousled his hair. "Really! Even Kyuu-Chan could be!" Naruto laughed. "That man-whore? C'mon! All he does is flirt with chicks!"

Jiraiya tsk'd and shook his finger at him. "Possibly bisexual!" "Who's bisexual?" Both heads turned to said boy. "I wondered where you'd run off to! Now, who's bisexual?" The younger blond laughed again. "You!" Kyuubi smiled. "Cool. . ." Naruto smacked the boy. "Man-whore!" Shrugging, the second blond grabbed one of the filtered tobacco sticks and lit it. Blowing a few smoke rings, he smiled. "That's just how I roll, Naru-Chan." Rolling his eyes, Naruto smiled, waved and went back into the kitchens.

Jiraiya coughed. "So, I heard what happened earlier." Kyuubi shrugged again. "It's done and over with. I don't care." He gazed down at the boy. "Are you sure, Kyuu-Chan?" The blond looked up at him and nodded. Flicking his cigarette, he gave the man a smile and went back into the club as well. Jiraiya sighed and shook his head.

Smiling, he leaned back against the building and closed his eyes. 'If only you could see how much he loves you, Kyuu. . .'

Thank you all! huggles and cookies to those of you whom enjoyed it! [extra goodies for all you reviewers!]