THE MOST EPIC MORTAL KOMBAT STORY EVER MADE!
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had many souls. He decided to make his own cooking show. Its Ermac.
Ermac: Hey hey guys. Its us, Ermac. Welcome to Cooking with Ermac. Today we are gonna make some bad ass Chimichangas.
Scorpion came and was not impressed. He approached to the kitchen angry at Ermac. This surprised Red clad ninja and he just kept his theme song from his cooking show playing.
Scorpion: The fuck man! Having a cooking show is my gig!
Ermac: People want our show only.
Scorpion: I'm gonna kick your ass!
FIGHT!
Scorpion starts this of with a his signature move. He throws his kunai spear and it headed straight at Ermac. He then said one of his most epic catch phrases.
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!
Ermac used his psychic powers to move it away and teleport. He then started beating the ever lasting shit out of Scorpion. However, the ninja manages to dodge with his hell fire and then beats the ever lasting shit out of Ermac.
FINISH HIM!
Scorpion prepares for his fatality under someone unexpected appears. Johnny Cage grabbed the two heads and starts pounding them to the ground continuously to death. As much as I hate to say this, Johnny Cage basically defeated Scorpion and Ermac with his fatality in Mortal Kombat X.
I like Scorpion, but this is a parody and I only added this part because I'm trying to make a stupid story. Sorry to all Scorpion and Ermac fans out there.
Johnny then sets up all the camera and lights. The kitchen set was changed into more of a gym. The camera crew doesn't look excited as to what Johnny has planned. And then it begins.
Johnny Cage: Johnny Cage here and we have a special episode of Flexing with Johnny Cage. Today we get to exercise with some special encouragement.
We see a sexual picture of Sonya Blade from MK9. Well all of you fanboys are gonna like this. I'm not going to describe it because what's in the picture is beyond me, Earth realm, Out World, the Neither realm, and Ed Boon.
Sonya herself appears and is freaking pissed. She prepares to kill Johnny with her own fatality.
FINISH HIM!
She shove a smoke bomb that spews out green smoke into Johnny's mouth. She then summons a droid that slices him arms off with lasers and destroys his head with a grenade launcher.
SOYNA WINS, FLAWLESS VICTORY, FATALITY!
The lady then just leaves. The studio set was empty. Kenshi appears out of nowhere looking at the bloody mess and was disgusted. He then looked at the camera and said.
Kenshi: Anyone wants to know about the meaning of life?
It was silent until Raiden appears doing his flying move at Kenshi and made that silly sound. This could mean a one big no. Now we end this awesome story with Dan Forden.
Dan Forden: TOASTY!
Note* I made an Angry Joe reference with Ermac and I also referenced Cooking with Scorpion.