A/N: I do not own any of the Harry Potter Characters.

The Hardest Subject

Chapter 1

Hermione sat in the seemingly empty lounge room at the borrow, it was getting later and later and yet she still sat studiously over her books, letting all the wonder and words seep in, she was determine to be just as good at her new job as she was at school. She had basically moved in with the Weasley's after the war had ended, yes she had found her parents and lifted the memory charms, but things were harder now, for all of them. She still loved them dearly, but she didn't have that need to live with them again like she had as a child, war had been the biggest thing to make her truly grow up, it had made everyone change. Well almost everyone. George bolted into the lounge room with a flushed face from the cold winter snow outside.

'Gred!' He yelled, bounding over to a shadowy corner, where to Hermione's surprise sat Fred, going over accounting books from the shop.

'Yes Forge?' He grinned

'It was amazing, she was amazing, I was amazing, amazing' He cheered

Hermione had no clue what was going on, or even if George was aware that she was there.

'Angelina?' Fred cocked an eyebrow 'You two finally?'

'And then some' George was almost glowing

'Congratulations' Fred laughed, quickly looking over at Hermione who had stiffened, but was still reading over her books.

'Oh Fred, it was…it was…'

'Amazing?' Fred asked trying not to laugh

'Yes!'

Hermione was trying not to listen, it was not her business and she was not interested, but the way he was carrying on was really starting to annoy her.

'Best moment of my life' he grinned, collapsing down into a chair next to his twin and taking up an account book (they had so many due to just how well the store was going) and starting to look over it, 'and she loved it' he added with a love-struck expression on his face.

Hermione exhaled loudly before she could stop herself.

George looked up

'Oh hey Hermione, didn't see you there'

'Hi George' she muttered, going back to her books.

'Fred, did I mention how…'

'Great and amazing it was?' Fred laughed 'Yes, calm down man seriously'

'I can't! It was incredible! We both agree…'

Hermione snorted without meaning to

'What?' George looked at her

'Nothing' Hermione almost blushed and looked closer at her notes

'No no, that's the second huff, what's up Granger?' Fred asked, setting his book down

'I said it was nothing' Hermione looked at him with a stubborn face

'Tell us, or we will make you'

'I dare you to try' she gave him a strong defiant look

'Fine, but if you don't, George here will just keep on talking about how amazingly incredible his night with Angelia was and how great it all was and did he mention amazing?'

'Just once or twice' Hermione muttered back

Fred gave George and evil and encouraging smile to egg him on

'So, I will start at the beginning shall I?' George grinned

'Don't bother' Hermione muttered, placing down one book and picking up the next in her pile.

'So we were making out on the lounge like always, when I started to really turn her on, she was moaning and pawing at me like crazy'

Hermione bit her lip to not retort.

'Then when I had her pinned down to the bed I was making her crazy with want and need, she was basically begging me to…'

'You might want to keep your love life private' Hermione muttered

'Why? You probably heard us, we enjoyed it so much' he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

'You think' Hermione muttered under her breath, but Fred heard it

'You think?' He repeated

'No no, I know, trust me' George beamed proudly. The over confident look on his face made her snap.

'You're sure?' she asked with a glint in her eye.

'Yep'

'You're not just so blinded by your own euphoria to realize that sex is only good for the guy?' Hermione bit at them. George stared and Fred actually exhaled in shock

'What on earth are you on about?' they both said together, staring at her in horror.

'All you guys do is roll around on top of us, thinking you are the king of everything, you reach your high then roll off fall asleep and leave us wondering why we even bother, its only fun for you' Hermione looked at them with truth in her face.

Fred looked at George, back to Hermione, then George and back to her

'I…uh…what…'

'There is no point for women to have sex, its boring' George actually gasped in horror to this comment

'Who on earth told you that Granger?' he asked outraged

'Personal experience?' Fred asked staring at her; the look she gave him confirmed his question.

'Sorry to burst you're bubble boys, but it's the truth'

'Only if the guy is a blithering idiot! Trust us Hermione, Women enjoy sex just as much as men' Fred said actually standing up

'Its not April First Fred' she said, standing also then leaving the room.

'George!'

'I know!'

'I….wha….Hermione!'

'She can't be serious…'

'No no, she is…this is terrible, horrible, horrific!'

'A lie!' George added

'She has never enjoyed sex…and says other women don't either! This can't stand'

'Sex is amazing'

'I know!...but she doesn't'

'Poor Lamb' George actually pitied her

'Then I'm just going to have to prove her wrong' Fred decided.

Apples and Beckett

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