HEYYYYYYY it's Pi, Doing a collab with Milkuwoo~ she's so niceeeee. Love herrrrr!

Opening with Milkuwoo!

Disclaimer: Milk doesn't own Hetalia or the story of Rapunzel!

Enjoy my beautiful, gorgeous, smexy, beasts

Once upon a time, in a kingdom that borders France and Spain there lived a King and Queen. They watched over the lands of the borderland. The two that ruled the land was King Antonio Carriedo and Queen Francis Bonnefey. The two royals lived a very happy life and were expecting a child soon.

Queen Francis smiled at his husband lovingly as the King rubbed his Queen's bulging belly with a happy smile on his face. His grin widened as he felt a kick from the stomach. "Francis it kicked!" King Antonio looked up at Queen Francis with a wide smile.

Queen Francis smiled then looked thoughtful. "Antonio…I'm craving those nasty English scones I hate…" Queen Francis gave him a look that promised death if he didn't bring the scones.

Antonio quite frankly was sure death would come to his Queen if he ate the scones. The death filled scones that the Witch Arthur made daily. Queen Francis threw a tantrum that forced King Antonio to go get the scones.

King Antonio traveled to England and went to the Witch Arthur's house. Arthur had scones in the window and the smell made King Antonio's head swirl. He shook it away. His queen wanted those scones and those scones he shall have them!

King Antonio crept up to the window but before he could grab some scones some force forced him to stay in place. A creepy laugh made his way to his ears and he used all his will power to look up.

There in the window with a creepy smile to match the creepy laugh, was a pair of acid green eyes that looked down upon him from the shadow of the hood that was pulled over the Witches face.

"Well well." The deeply accented British accent teased. "What does King Antonio, husband of that stupid frog Francis, want?" The witch questioned.

"Francis is craving your scones…so I came to get some…"King Antonio answered truthfully. The witch looked at him and then a creepier smile crept on his face.

"I understand that the frog is pregnant yes?" King Antonio nodded. "I'll give you the scones IF you give me your firstborn child….if not I'll just curse you and your family for generations, no big deal." Arthur concluded, not seeing any flaws with his magical logic.

King Antonio gulped again and nodded hastily. The witch Arthur smirked. "Good." Arthur reached out the window and King Antonio braced himself for an attack.

He opened his eyes to see a pink bag with the emblem of a unicorn shoved in his face. King Antonio took the bag from the Witch, and then realized he could move again.

Arthur smirked at him again. "Remember when the child is born it's mine." King Antonio nodded numbly and then went back to his home in the border.

Queen Francis ate the disgusting scones with vigor and King Antonio wept in private. About two things, having to give away his first child and about his Queen eating the nasty scones.

Once the day of childbirth came, a beautiful baby girl was born to the name of Lovina, the Witch Arthur came moments later and took the baby girl away.

The Witch Arthur let the child roam around in the nation of Italy until the age of 12 once the girl was beautiful enough and had sun kissed skin that would melt your Popsicle. The Witch Arthur took Lovina to a tower in England and locked the girl up in a tower with no escape, except through the window, but it was really high so Witch Arthur didn't bother with it.

The Witch Arthur constantly visited the girl, but lately he had visited less often, because the girl became crabby, annoying and cried too much to his liking. So one day he figured out a way to shut the girl up.

Simple, it was to pull on the weird curl that the girl had since her pitiful birth.

OHOHOHO was it wonderful? Hope it was, maybe it wasn't 'cause this was my suckish ideaaaaa and I always get these stupid plot bunnies… *pulls out shot gun*

But of course Milk made it sound interesting OHOHOHOHOHO

Well excuse me while I kill some of my stupid ideassss~ *shot*

Kayyyyyy stay tuned for the next chapter...

*has lots of homework*