Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm an otaku
The otaku who has everything?
Look at this secret shelf
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one basement hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got models and posters a-plenty
I've got manga and doujinshi galore
You want Shizuo x Izaya posters?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the otakus are
I wanna see, wanna see them cosplayin'
Walking around as those - what do you call 'em?
Oh – cross dressers!
Watchin' anime alone, you don't get too far
Cons are required for making friends
Strolling along in a - what's that word again?
Masquerade
Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day out of the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give if I could live out of my boring life?
What would I pay to spend a day at the convention?
Bet'cha at cons they understand
That they don't care if you have weapons
Proper women sick of hidin'
Ready to squee!
And ready to know what the otakus know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a bishounen and why do they - what's the word?
Sparkle?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world of fandom?
Out of reality
Wish I could be
Part of that world