Funny Jokes to play on the Young Justice Team! All people who have read my other story TRANSFORMUTTS sorry, I'll update soon! But for now, FUNNY JOKES!(And just in time for April Fool's Day too!) I do not own Young Justice and/or these ideas, inspired by cihojuda!
Laser-eye everybody's costumes. Blame Superboy.
Mentally blast "The Waffle Song" in everybody's heads. Blame Miss Martian.
Steal the Batmobile/Batplane/Batboat, etc. and don't give it back until Batman says ON VIDEO that he's a purple donut sock monkey.
Meanwhile, crash one of the above items in Gotham harbor and get a $4,235,000 ticket. Tell Alfred to pay it.
Ask Robin if he's blind.
Whenever Aqualad pulls out the water whips, hum the Indiana Jones theme song.
Follow him around, making whip noises. When the fight's done, stick a brown fedora on his head.
Ask Miss Martian to imitate B'wana Beast's costume. Make sure Martian Manhunter sees her.
Dare Kid Flash that he can't gather ALL of the team's belongings in under an hour. Make sure Artemis sees him. Watch her punch his lights out.
Ask Aquaman if he thinks eating fish is inhumane (or inatlanteane, or what the freak ever.) If he doesn't, say, "But you ARE half fish, aren't you?"
Ask Superman what RAINBOW kryptonite would do to him. Then throw a rainbow rock at his head and see what it does.
Stick a sign on Aqualad's back that says, "Heave a shark at me. I'm Atlantean."
Ask Superboy if they taught him about reproduction at Cadmus. Tell him to ask Artemis about "sex." Tell him to tell her that Kid Flash sent him. Watch Artemis punch Wally silly.
Insist that Robin's secret identity is "Jack Jakson McJackwell." Say nothing more until somebody gets the joke.
Tell Miss Martian that Superboy wants to meet her in his room. With her new bikini style.
Randomly scream WAFFLES! All the time.
Make it so that the alarm rings with the "Yo Gabba Gabba" theme song every time there's a break in. Rewire Red Tornado to break a window daily.
For training, put names (SUPERBOY AND MISS MARTIAN) in a hat. Pull them out, scream "What are the odds!" and have them wrestle. See how long it takes for someone to call your bluff.
If caught or squealed on, DENY EVERYTHING AND BLAME ON KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG!