[A/N] I watched Naruto High School all yesterday and then I had the strangest dream I was in Devil May Cry High school. Long story short a plot bunny was born and nagged me until I posted it. Much luv for your reviews!

Chapter One: New Students.

Freshman year is quite possibly one of the most annoying years of high school to say the least, that is, unless you're me. You see, I am fourteen and instead of being a normal freshman student, I am the only devil hunter in this town. In fact, I'm quite possibly the first and only devil hunter my age.

Despite the fact that I fight them nearly every night, most people don't believe in demons, and think I'm just crazy. It's been a month since my first year in high school started, and even those who didn't hire me to take care of their demons were carful not to get on my bad side. It's not that I'm mean, or shy or anything like that. I just normally keep to myself and avoid complications. But if you piss me off, I'll make sure to return the favor.

"Hey, (f/n)!"

I turned around and Liz rushed up to me. Liz was the type of person that annoyed nearly everyone. She believed she had the right to do and say what ever she pleased. The only reason why she didn't provoke me is because she'd be dead by now if she did.

"Oh my God! Where have you been I was looking all over for you!" Liz said quickly.

People looked at her weird. Usually she would come to me when I was alone so she didn't ruin her reputation by being seen with me.

"I've been in class like everyone else." I responded blankly and I smoothed out my black skirt. I frowned. I hated wearing skirts, I preferred pants because they are more comfortable to fight in.

"Yeah well, I have something to tell you!" She said giddy. She was grinning like the Cheshire cat, and though I wouldn't admit it, it was kinda scary.

"What?" I asked cautiously.

"Well you know the two new students? They're twins and one of them is in our first class?" She said excited.

"We have first period together?" I asked surprised. I mostly daydreamed and people didn't usually talk to me, so it figures I wouldn't know who was in my class.

She gave me a look.

"Why are you telling me this anyway? I thought I was just a convenience." I continued.

"Because I figured I owe you for helping me get rid of my-"She paused and lowered her voice. "demon problems. So I thought with my help you could meet him…"

I blinked completely missing her point. "What?"

She rolled her eyes and grinned again. "I decided to introduce you. I spoke to him earlier, his name is Dante; and he's funny and nice and-"

"No." I said simply before she could continue. "I appreciate the offer, but I'd rather not."

"Oh come on (f/n)! You are like a super hero, you're supposed to fight the bad guys, save the awesome people like myself, and join my fan club!"

"Your what?"

"Well, since they're new, I'm putting together a little help committee consisting of me and my friends. We follow him around and help him out."

"In other words you're hiring stalkers. Come on Liz, you've know them for what, a day?"

"They've been here for almost a week."

"…Oh. Well they don't need stalkers, I mean a fan club."

"We are NOT stalkers! And our job is to do more than help them."

The bell rang saving me torture or continuing this conversation.

"Bye Liz." I said quickly moving onto my next period before she could respond.

On my way to class I saw two students that looked somewhat confused.

'They have silver hair, that's interesting.' I thought. The one that wore his hair down had a more layed back attitude, while the other had a more calculative and icy demeanor.

"What do you have next, Verg?" One asked.

"Calculus. And you?"

"Crap, I got Bio, the only class I can never remember how to get to."

I paused. "Bio 101 is down this hall to your left. And if you need help getting to Calculus, you mine as well follow me since that's my next class."

"Thanks." One replied with a wink.

I nodded and continued to class. I noticed the other boy following me and finally we made it to class.

As soon as I stepped through the door the teacher called me. I reluctantly walked over to my teacher's desk knowing full well why I was called.

"(f/n), I would like to speak with you after class so don't go anywhere."

I nodded and went to take my usual seat in the back by the window.

Class was nearly half way through and the teacher still didn't acknowledge my daydreaming.

"(f/n)!"

'I spoke to soon.' I thought shifting my gaze from the window to my teacher. He looked mildly annoyed.

"(f/n), since you seem to know your lessons well enough to day dream during class, how about you solve this equation?" The teacher said.

I looked at the equation on the board. It was actually a rather easy equation. "x equals y plus nine. By the way, you wrote the last part of the equation wrong, you should go over it."[1]

The teacher looked at me surprised. He examined the equation and nodded. Some of the students were giving me weird looks. I ignored them and went back to looking out the window.

Class finished and I waited patiently for the teacher to finish talking to another student. He sent them away and looked at me with a small smile. "That was quite impressive (f/n), however I'm afraid your grade is still low due to you never turning in any homework for this class."

"I'm a busy person to say the least." I replied.

"So I've heard. Another reason I wanted to talk to you, I have a bit of a problem; as I would never want to put a student in harms way I heard you're exceptional with what you do. I have a job for you." He paused waiting for my response.

"A job? Heh, well depending on what it is, I'll take it." I said.

"My daughter claims to have seen a demon lurking around the park at night. I didn't believe her until I saw it myself last night. I overheard a conversation between some students that you take care of this type of thing." The teacher said in a low tone.

"Sure I'll take care of it on one condition." I said.

"I've got it covered, your grades will be raised and I'll pay, just get rid of it! My daughter loves that park and I don't want that thing near her."

I smirked. "Consider it done!"

[A/N] Heeeey! Thank you for reading! I usually write reader inserts in second person, but I decided to try something different this time! Oh, and if you've read Devil May Awaken, I may not be able to update that until this weekend. Anywho, plz review!