Deep Blue (Sex talk)
SeRe: MWAHAHHAHHA! My newest… let's say "show" that will dominate over the world like my other show will soon begin!
MeLi: *sigh* Here she goes again!
SeRe: Yeah so, we're gonna prank-call a character from Tokyo Mew Mew each chapter! So today… IS DEEP BLUE TIME!
MeLi: Does he even have a phone?
SeRe: MeLi, we're in the 21st century! Even aliens have cell phones nowadays!
Roxy: -appears from nowhere- Let's get the show started!
SeRe: Yeah! –calls Deep Blue-
Deep Blue: How do these things work? –clicks every button until he reaches the green one-
SeRe: Hello?
Deep Blue: This thing can talk!
SeRe: No! It's a phone!
Deep Blue: What is a… phone?
SeRe: Dear, phones are a communication way on earth!
Deep Blue: They're stupid! Just like humans!
SeRe: Anyway, we called you to ask you about… something!
Deep Blue: I don't talk to humans!
SeRe: I'm not a human!
Deep Blue: You're using a human way to communicate with me!
SeRe: Yeah, because… You're so glorious and handsome that I can't look you in the face!
Deep Blue: A noble cyniclone! What do want to talk about?
SeRe: Sex…
Deep Blue: -blush- I'm not really expert in that topic, miss.
SeRe: No problem, we'll just ask you about your sexual life!
Deep Blue: If you insist, but for what is this necessary?
SeRe: For… ummmm… Personal… files?
Deep Blue: Personal files?
SeRe: Yeah, we'll record it and put the CD in your private file!
Deep Blue: Got it! Ask me anything!
SeRe: What's your favorite part of sex?
Deep Blue: -blush- Ummmm… The… contact?
MeLi/Roxy: -giggling-
SeRe: HeHe, right! Have you ever had a sexy nickname? How did you get it?
Deep Blue: There was this stupid human named Sarah or whatever her name was…
MeLi/Roxy: -giggling again-
SeRe: *sweatdrop* yeah…
Deep Blue: …that called me Johnny Debb but for some reason, that name seems sexy!
MeLi: -whispering- Deep Blue and SeRe sitting in a tree K-I-S-…
SeRe: Shut up!
Deep Blue: Excuse me?
SeRe: I mean, oh shut up! That's a hella sexy nickname! How did you get it?
Deep Blue: That stupid human hates everything that's logical, smart or creative!
SeRe: -anime angry mark- Really? Shame on her! Anyway, do you enjoy phone sex?
Deep Blue: -tomato blush- I'm gonna have to say no! Females trying to sound seducing in the phone are usually ugly in the real life!
SeRe: Oh, So have you ever tried whipped cream in the bedroom?
Deep Blue: Miss, that's just vulgar and indecent!
MeLi/Roxy: -giggle-
SeRe: And the last question, would you like to get raped by SeRe, MeLi and Roxy?
Deep Blue: -angry marks everywhere- YOU STUPID, DIRTY HUMANS! CURSE ALL OF YOU!
SeRe: -hangs up- That was way too short but who the SHNITZEL could handle him?
Roxy: -giggle- Sex questions? Seriously?
SeRe: If you think you're better, I'll let you do the next prank!
MeLi: Everybody! Tell us which character do you want pranked next? Review or die!