The Life Of A Hammer Brother
Chapter 1: Working In The Deli
My dream, was to make it into Bowser's Army, to face the infamous Mario and Luigi. Of course it's hard to do that when you're just a Hammer Brother working in a deli. Each and every day was boring and dull, pounding and slicing meat. But one day that all changed when the big man himself came into our deli.
"Roar! I've had a hankering for some roast beef! Get me a pound of it!" Bowser said, nearly busting the doors down.
"Right away Sir!" I said, literally shaking in my boots. I raced around the kitchen before I realized something: *I could impress Bowser with my hammer skills so he might draft me into his army!* I grabbed his roast beef and sliced it up into 10 pieces. Next I grabbed a couple hammers and started to juggle them. I then threw them into the air and they came down and hit the roast beef. I put the slices into a bag and gave it to the thoughtful
Bowser.
"Huh, you know we have an opening for a Hammer Brother like you in my army!" He said standing up and grabbing the meat out of my shaking hand.
"What's your name?" He asked staring right at me.
I stood there for what seemed like hours before I muscled up the courage to answer him. "C-c-Carl sir!"
"Well Carl, get out from behind that counter and follow me to the castle!" He said ushering me towards him.
We walked down Main Street in Toad Town where I worked. We walked for what once again seemed like hours until we finally got to his castle. It was even bigger and more menacing than I'd originally thought. We walked through the open draw bridge and were immediately swarmed by Goombas and Koopas.
"Sir Bowser! Your summer house on Vibe Island is about to be repossessed!" A Goomba who appeared to be his assistant yelled from behind the swarm of other people.
"Get out of the way everyone we have a new recruit! His name is Carl. And pay them as much as we need to keep the summer house!" Bowser replied pushing them all out of the way.
"But what about that convention to welcome Corrin, Cloud, and…" a Koopa tried to yell when Bowser slammed a door in their faces.
"Sorry, they're a little bit annoying. But anyways, here are my children, the Koopalings and Jr.'s Quarters. How are you doing Jr.?" Bowser asked
his son. Jr. was sitting in a hot tub relaxing when Bowser asked him the question.
"Ahhhhhh, just wonderful dad!" Jr replied taking the cucumbers off of his eyes.
"Well then, carry on Jr.!" Bowser said about to shut the door.
"Wait, dad! Who's this?"
Sorry If these Chapters are short, I will ACTUALLY be uploading frequently! Also be sure to check me out on YouTube and Twitter, I'm CoolPrisoner93! Also be expecting another new series coming about FNAF!