OK! So you guys are most likely wondering "Wait, didn't she finish?" Well yes I did, but I wanted to go back to my first REAL fanfic that wasn't trashed. So I'm going to do random stuff with the story and yeah! First up is…BLOOPERS!
For this, basically Maxy and me-
Maxy: WAZ UP BRO! (Me: No really, she said that to a hobo, NO LIE!)
Me: Are the directors and yeah, ACTION!
Take One: First Scene, Alarm clock, 3rd person
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! "Ugh, it's 8:00 already! 5 more minutes!" Max said on cue.
SLAM! Max swatted the air. SLAM! And she missed again, and again, and again.
"What the hell?" Max whispered screamed. SLAM! "MOTHER *BEEP BEEP BEEP* SON OF A *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE P*" Max hit the nightstand and cut herself.
"MAX! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!" Maxy scolded.
"I DON'T GIVE A *BEEP*"
"MAX! DON'T HURT HER!" Gazzy interfered.
"Aww Gazzy that's cute, but you're supposed to be with Nudge." Sierra corrected. "And the lesson today for Max is…"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."-Albert Einstein."
5 SECONDS LATER…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sierra screamed. "DON'T DO IT!" Max pushed the play button.
"And I was like BABY BABY BABY OH!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO! MY ENEMY! I'm melting!" Everyone was dead on the floor, but Max.
"Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done." Max said. (Got it from sarcastic_ )
Maxy got back up. "CUT!"
Yeah, the reason I wanted to make these is to make you smile when it's hard, you know those days! Come on, give me some jokes people, and together…we'll have a smile on the world's face, one reader at a time!