Ok… this is scarry so if you are scared easely don't read on ok. So normall I would say I am pretty tough guy. I am college stutent living alone in my apartmant and I have a cat and stuff. So anyway but a week back I decided to go threw my old Pokemon games. I dug up my Gameboy Colro because I wanted to play Pokemon Emerad. but game were broken?

So I went on Etsy which is pretty much ebay for cool hipsters like me actually. I wanted buy emerald so I googled it and there it was. the seller's username was UWILLDIE41 whichis pretty cxool name it's like my favorite bnad.

They're rating was like negative zero (I think that's how ebay wroks) so they were not like. Thr were no pictures of the product but I want emerad so I bought it soon.

It shipped to my apartmant and I opened the package the game loked shaddy. time to load dis up I thought.

So I put it in my DS and load up the title screen and usually it is raquaza but this time it was not. Insteadx it was gengar and the music was backwards and scream but I thoughd that's probably normal and I have bad memory so i played anyway.

there were to options: new file and continu I picked the former.

Up on continuing the fio;le I notice I was not traiinrar sprite (or coke LOL!) but instead I was profesnar oke. i went to menu and looked at my trainr card and my name was DEAD. Pretty sunspicion I thot but that's ok tho.

I decide to check out my teamk, it is all unkown … they spelled the words GET OUT when you put they're letters together. I thought it was pretty normall tho. probably just something in my eye?

truns out I am in elete for. I am batteling the eletes and now the save file left off rite before the champon! but the champon isn't Wallace normal sprite he look almost transparent and ghostly …

also btw the music is lavendrar town so I thought maybe it could be a hack?

nah I think so I approach wally.e

"IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU YOU NEED TO GET OUT DIE" is what he said

then battle start with new music that was back wards! I sent out my pokemon BUT IT WASN'T UNOWEN LIKE I THOUT INSTEAD IT WAS SPIRITOMB WHICH IS NOT EVEN IN THE SERIES YET AND IT'S NAME WAS YROUDAED which is probably just gibberish pretty much mostly.

then he sant out his pokemon but IT WAS NOT POKEMON AT ALL… here's where it get scarry… it was ME WITH MY EYES POPPED OUT! the pokemon was named YOURNEXT! I shut off the game and threw it across the room...

acouple nigts later I told my roommate about the game and he said "that's dumb" he said. but I grabbed the gameboy and we turned it on…

…..

there was no emerald in the cartridge but IT WAS US WITH OUR GUTS ON THE FLOOR EVERYWHERE? Our eyes were hyper-realistic and bloodhost and bleeding. a soft moan was playing in the backround. … and then in bloody letters the text appeared "don't turn around…" then I died and I am a ghost writing this for revenge… I have no eyes and I will kill you tonite if u read this.