Disclaimer time: yeah, yeah I own nothing...Wait I do own me! Go me! But my friends I do not own either damn...

Note: this is the first funny (I hope) Holes story. Parts may not make sense but do I really care. Just don't question my reasons. Oh yeah this is after they are all out of camp & they for some strange they are all still together again ok? OK! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------

All of the boys are walking around in the beautiful (Ghetto as my friend Matt says) city of Brooklyn Park. It is about 8:30pm when they are walking in the park of Evergreen Elementary School. They all sat on the benches by the Hockey rink & the warming House but sense it is summer there really is no need for either things to be there. But sense the city is too lazy to take the rink down it will be there forever. They are starting to get bored.

"Man I bored!" whined Arm Pit.

All the others agreed.

"Well we should figure out some thing to do then." X-Ray said.

"I know!" said Squid (is it just me or did any one notice he doesn't say much in the book)

"What?" they all said at the same time.

"Let's play kick ball I haven't played that game in years."

"Well you do realize that it is kind of hard to play kick ball with only 5 people." X-Ray said.

But then just like it was on key they hear a group of people walking toward them. One of those people was singing the Coconut song the others where just talking. They all turned to see who they where. It just happened to be a group of teenage girls. The one singing was running around like an idiot. X-Ray being a teenage boy walked up not wanting to miss a chance to hang out with a group of girls all the others followed.

"Hey!" he called out.

"Hey yourself!" said one of the tall ones with long blond hair.

The girls walked over to the boys.

"Hey what are you guys doing out here?" Zigzag asked.

"Well I'm having a sleep over & what is funner then going to the park in the dark. But as you can see it isn't quiet dark yet." The one short girl that was singing said.

"Hey would you guys like to play a game of kick ball with us?" Magnet said staring at the tall girl with the long blond hair.

"Sure." The other short girl said.

"Oh by the way I'm X-Ray that's Arm Pit, Zigzag, Squid, & Magnet."

"Nice to meet ya I'm Dani, that's Nicole, Katie, Maria, & Wendy."

"Hey you guys realize we are gonna play kick ball with out a ball?" Arm Pit said.

"That is not problem!" Dani said as she pulled a ball from behind her back.

"How'd you do that?" Zigzag asked.

"I'm the Author I can do anything."

"Ohhhh" all the others said.

"Now let's go play some kick ball!" She said as she ran to the baseball diamond.

Yeah that's the end of my first chapter. This was just to introduce every one. I promise it will get funnier. So I hope you all will Review PLEASE!!!!! PLEASE!!!!PLEASE!!!! I don't like being ignored & if you don't review I will think I am & I will never finish this story! And that is not a threat it is a promise!

Luv ya Dani (Roses-R-Red or thatonescrewedupchick)