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Smashy Amazing Race
Leg one- Guest authored by
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SMASHY AMAZING RACE
"Welcome to the Smashy Amazing
Race! Of course, this is not a copyright infringement of 'The
Amazing Race'; it is also a spin-off off other shows as well!"
announced Master Hand, the host of this show. "Of course, we don't
need to tell you how they got into this, because the author is lazy!
If you don't want to watch this, go to hundreds of other boring
fanfics involving tournaments!"
A big title appeared.
LEG
ONE
Master Hand announced, "Each team will depart at six
AM."
The teams are (don't worry, this is the only list in
the whole chapter):
Nana and Popo (dating)
Pichu and
Pikachu (friends)
Kirby and Yoshi (eating natter)
Mario and
Luigi (partners)
Peach and Bowser (hostage and captor)
Ganondorf
and Young Link (old enemies)
Ness and Mewtwo
(geniuses/psychics)
Zelda and Samus (friends)
Link and
Jigglypuff (same pyramid scheme)
Falcon and DK (definitely NOT
dating)
Fox and Falco (work colleagues)
Marth and Roy
(we'll tell you later)
Jigglypuff opened a yellow
envelope and showed it to Link.
"You must make your way to Texas
airport and book a flight to Saffron City! You must then find your
way to Disseyland, where you will find your next clue!" read
Link.
"Jig, Jiggly Jig!"
"Yay! Saffron!"
"You
must make your way to Texas airport and book a flight to Saffron
City! You must then find your way to Disseyland, where you will find
your next clue!" read Kirby. "Saffron? Isn't that the place
with the fancy cake shop?"
"Yoshi!" exclaimed Yoshi.
"Mmm…
Cake…"
"You must make your way to Texas airport and
book a flight to Saffron City! You must then find your way to
Disseyland, where you will find your next clue!" read
Falcon.
"C'mon!" yelled DK, and they ran off, pushing Mario
and Luigi. Mario and Luigi then threw DK into a signpost and pinned
Falcon onto a wall.
Pichu and Pikachu ran to the airport. They
weaved their way around a lot of posts and then jumped onto a
desk.
"Chansey?" asked Chansey, who was manning, or, if you
prefer, Pokemanning (get it?)) the terminal desk.
"Hello,
what do you want?"
"Pika Pika Pik Pika Pika Chu Piika Pika
Pii Chu!" shouted Pikachu.
"We would like a 3rd
Class flight to Saffron City."
"Chansey!" replied
Chansey.
"Sure, I can book you a flight to De Island De
Bowser."
"Chu, Chu Pichu!" whispered Pichu to
Pikachu.
"Have you brought your Chansey translation
book?"
"Chu, Chu Pika, Pika Chu Piika Chu Ika Pika Chu,
Chu Chuu Chu!" replied Pikachu.
"Yes."
"Chansey,
Chansey, Chansey?" asked Pikachu.
"Actually, can you divert
me to De Island De Bowser, then Honolulu?"
"Chansey!"
replied Chansey.
"That's fine, Pikachu."
"Pichu
Chu?" asked Pichu.
"What did you ask her? And what did she
reply?"
"Chu!" replied Pikachu.
"I said, 'Can
you make it the earliest flight possible?' She replied, 'If so,
you need to broccoli redirect to Dreamland'."
"Chansey,
Chansey!"
"Sorry, but I think I'll have to put you on a
flight to Saffron City."
"Chansey, Pichu Chansey!"
replied Pikachu.
"De Island De Bowser? No,
Saffron!"
"Chansey!" replied Chansey.
"Yes,
fifth class is 12 dollars."
Pichu gave Chansey a 100 dollar
note, took the tickets and ran to the terminal.
Zelda and
Samus walked through security.
"I'm sorry, but no weapons are
allowed," a Koopa told Samus, who wasn't wearing her suit, but
was carrying a giant king-sized-bed-sized beam gun.
"But, Mr.
Koopa, I need to kill my ex," replied Samus.
"No exceptions,"
replied the Koopa.
"He's Captain Falcon," replied
Samus.
"Exception," replied the Koopa, letting Samus
through.
Falcon and DK ran into the airport, spotting Samus
and Zelda.
"Hey baby," flirted Falcon.
Samus walked past security, spotting DK and Falcon.
Falcon and DK ran
towards the flight gates, trying to catch up.
"Hey, look!"
said Captain Falcon brightly. "It's a speeding bullet!"
Samus
turned around and smiled, seeing Falcon writhing in pain. Samus gave
her weapons back to the Koopa, and stepped on her flight. Samus ran
back to the Koopa.
"And by the way, he's not my ex," told
Samus, before going on her flight.
Fox and Falco phaser gunned their way past security and got on their flight, no one noticing.
"Everyone is booked on the same flight to Saffron City, which arrives at 11 AM," announced Master Hand. "They must hire a taxi to Disseyland! The only problem is that, all the drivers are pokemon, and they must have good translating skills to help the drivers get there."
The plane landed in Saffron City. All of the smashers scrambled their way, and tried to get a taxi.
Jigglypuff and Link:
Same Pyramid Scheme
Currently
in 1st Place
"Taxi!" screamed Link, barely
taking hold of his baggage. A taxi screeched in front of them. The
driver was a Clefairy.
Nana and Popo
Dating
Currently
in 2nd Place
"Taxi!" shouted Popo as Nana put
back the luggage trolley. They got a Poliwhirl.
Fox and
Falco
Work Colleagues
Currently in Last Place
"I
think we're last," exclaimed Falco.
"We still don't have
to come last though!" replied Fox, half calling for a taxi, half
talking.
Ganondorf and Young Link
Old enemies
Currently
in 10th Place
"Ganondorf, how did we end up
together?" asked Young Link.
"Ask the author," replied
Ganondorf. "The author knows all and he'll…"
"STFU
N00B!!!" replied the author, who then didn't concentrate on
Ganondorf for the next few thousand words.
Falcon and
DK
Definitely NOT dating
Currently in 8th Place
"Oh
yeah! Keep on going fast! We just passed Marth and Roy!" shouted
Falcon to an English speaking Meowth.
"Woo!" replied
Falcon.
Zelda and Samus
Friends
Currently in 4th
Place
"Yeah! We passed Mario and Luigi!" cheered
Samus.
"Oh yeah! Keep on speeding Hitmonlee!" cheered on
Zelda.
"Goodbye Nana and Popo!" shouted Zelda as she wound
down the window and passed the Ice Climbers.
Hitmonlee rammed into
Mario and Luigi's car, and Mario and Luigi's car went spinning
into the Ice Climbers' car.
"Come on!" shouted Samus. "We
passed Jigglypuff and Link!"
Zelda and Samus gave a high-five to
each other. Kirby and Yoshi
Eating Natter
Currently
in 6th Place
"Oh yeah!" screamed Kirby, as
Clefable, their driver drove past Ness and Mewtwo.
Falcon
and DK
Definitely NOT dating
Currently in 6th place
"Oh
yeah! We're doing better!" exclaimed DK. "There's Kirby and
Yoshi!"
"They're taking off! Faster! Faster!"
Ness
and Mewtwo
Geniuses/Psychics
Currently in 7th
Place
"We're doing way better!" shouted Mewtwo. "Go
faster, Electrabuzz!"
Samus and Zelda
Friends
Currently
in 1st Place
"Yield!" shouted Zelda.
"A Yield can force any other Teams to stop racing for a predetermined length of time. However, Teams can exercise their Yield power only once during the Race," explained Master Hand.
Falcon
and DK
Currently in 6th Place
"Hey, according
to our first clue, there's a yield right ahead," said DK.
"I
hope we don't get yielded," replied Falcon.
Samus and
Zelda
Currently in 1st Place
"I choose to
yield Falcon and DK," pronounced Zelda. Samus took out a photo and
quickly stapled it to the (metal) sign.
Bowser and
Peach
Hostage and Captor
Currently in 9th
Place
Bowser and Peach got pulled over by the police.
"What
did I do wrong?" asked Bowser.
"Well, it's a rule for taxi
drivers to go over 150 mph minimum. Otherwise, we'd have
accidents!" said the police officer.
"But doesn't going fast
make more accidents?" asked Peach.
"But if we had a speed
limit, some people would go fast, and some people would go slow, so
we'll just make everyone go fast lest we have slow moving and fast
moving people which would slow traffic as opposed to fastening it and
make fast people collide with slow people with is a fast way to cause
slow or fast accidents which slow down the fast traffic even
more!"
"Right," said Peach. "So we have to go slow?"
"You
weren't listening!" exclaimed the police officer.
"Yes we
were," persisted Peach. "So… Uh…" continued Peach,
loosening a cage, "Uh… Um… GO TOAD!"
Toad the Toadstool
appeared, and began his infamous Super-Soprano Torture Move. "Hello,"
he said in a super high squeaky voice which upon hearing was a
sure bet to cause insanity. "How are you today? I'm very
good. I know that Bowser is supposed to be evil, but he's on our
side right now. We need to win this race so that we're all really,
really happy! Do you want some tea? Loo dee loo da dee? I'm singing
happily-ee! So don't give them a ticket!
Ooh!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHCHANSEYREIJNKMJIGGLYPUFFJNIH$EGHHHHH!
STOP IT!" screamed all of the police officers, covering their ears
and rolling around on the ground.
Zelda and Samus
Currently
in 1st Place
"Disseyland!" shouted Samus!
"Hey
Samus!" shouted Zelda. "I think we're in 1st
place!"
"How do you know that?"
"You know those big
letters that keep on appearing in front of me whenever the camera's
focused upon us!"
Zelda grabbed an envelope.
"Detour!"
read Zelda.
Master Hand gave a voiceover: "Wet or dirty? In
this detour, each team must choose between one of two tasks. In Wet,
the team members must pan for gold in an everyday swimming pool. Once
they find gold, they give it to a greedy Diglett, and then receive
their next clue. It's not strenuous, but it will take almost
forever.
"In Dirty, the team members must sponge bath an old guy
who is stuck in a Rickey Mouse costume all day long. Once they've
finished, they may take the next clue from a certain area of the
guy's anatomy. It's disgusting and requires lots of physical
exertion, but it should only take half a minute, because the old guy
is about half a metre tall."
"Let's go dirty," said
Samus.
"But that's disgusting," replied Zelda.
"Don't
worry, I've got a plan!"
Samus shoved the lens over the
camera, and what could be heard was a phaser gun going off, screaming
noises, boiling water, and an old guy screaming "Okay! Okay! I'll
give you the clue! But only because that phaser evaporated all of the
gunk and raspberry juice off my skin!"
Nana and
Popo
Dating
Currently in 2nd place
Nana and
Popo looked at the yield sign, saw who had yielded who, chuckled, and
then ran off to get their clue.
"Hmm…" decided Popo.
"Let's
do wet!"
Jigglypuff and Link
Acquaintances
Currently
in 3rd place
"Disseyland!" said Link to
Jigglypuff. They raced in, laughed as they passed the sign, and
reached the next race marker.
"Jigglypuff pig pil," read
Jigglypuff. "Wet or Dirty."
"Dirty. Definitely
dirty," said Link at once. "How the hell is anyone supposed to
find gold in a swimming pool, for goodness'
sake?"
Jigglypuff shrugged, and they ran for cover as the golden
clouds of gold began to rain.
Falcon and DK
Definitely
NOT Dating
Currently in 7th Place
Captain Falcon
and Donkey Kong ran into the Disseyland entrance. "Where is it?"
said C. Falcon frantically.
"There!" said DK.
They rushed
over to the next race marker.
"Oh no!" said DK. "We've
been yielded!"
"Grr," said Captain Falcon whimsically. "When
I find out who did it, I am going to crush his neck and cut him in
half with a racer!"
They scanned the sign. "What!?" said
Captain Falcon. "We yielded ourselves!?"
Master Hand explained: "Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong have decided to use their yield privilege on the first leg of the race. If they get through to subsequent rounds, they will no longer be able to yield anyone."
"UNFAIR!" shouted Donkey Kong. "There must be
some mistake. How could we have yielded ourselves?"
"Don't
worry," said Captain Falcon. "I'm sure that no one will pass
us."
Everyone else passed them, including Mario and Luigi who
seemed to be in crutches and a coma, respectively.
"I stand
corrected," said Captain Falcon.
Donkey Kong started crying.
"Not fair! Me no happy! ME NO FRIGGING HAPPY!"
Link and
Jigglypuff
Same pyramid scheme
Currently in 2nd
place
"Look!" said Link.
"Jiggly?"
"There's
gold at the bottom of this pool. Come on, help me get it
out!"
Jigglypuff leaned over the edge of the 10m deep pool, but
her arms weren't long enough to reach the gold at the bottom. Which
is surprising. Because her arms should be long enough to reach the
bottom of a 10m pool. Really.
Link thought. "Maybe," he said,
"I can fashion SCUBA gear out of this conveniently placed log, and
dive down to the bottom of the pool and get the gold." He
immediately began work.
Jigglypuff went across the road, took a 15
minute elevator ride to a first storey shopping mall, and bought
SCUBA gear. She then walked back to the pool.
"Halfway there,"
mumbled Link. He suddenly noticed what Jigglypuff was carrying.
"Brilliant idea, Jigglypuff!"
He put on the equipment and
prepared to dive.
Samus and Zelda
Friends
Currently
in 1st place
Samus and Zelda were going so fast
that they had only managed to open the envelope by the time they were
out of the building.
"Go back into the building you just left,
and get your next clue," read Samus.
"Curses!" said
Zelda.
They ran back into the building and got their next clue.
Walking out again, Samus read: "Go back into that same building,
and then walk up one flight of stairs to get your next clue."
Several
minutes later, after it was safe to leave the building (a clue had
instructed them to cross the road), Samus and Zelda opened their next
clue.
"Go to the Laundri-Anne Erjoans Pokemon battle centre,"
read Zelda.
Master Hand said: "This relatively unknown (and
non-existent) casual Pokemon battle area is located twelve point four
miles (that's one king-sized bottle of Cokepsi™), south of the
teams' current position. Upon arrival, teams will discover that
they must engage in and win a one-Pokemon battle. They may battle
against this good trainer" – a picture appeared onscreen – "or
against each other. Fighting the other teams is a good idea because
teams may only rent level oh point five Pokemon, whereas the trainer
has level Googol (like Gookle . com, just not as super-efficient. Use
Gookle!) Pokemon who will kill your rental mercilessly. However, the
last team left will not be able to play another team, as
everyone else will have gone off to some other planet by then. Oops!
I gave it away. Pretend I said nothing.
"After winning, each
team will receive their next clue, which will lead them to – I've
said too much. Back to the interesting bits."
DK and
Falcon
Definitely NOT dating, and never will. And never
have.
Currently in last place
"This hourglass is taking
forever to empty!" moaned Falcon.
Donkey Kong realised that they
hadn't turned it over. "Forget this!" he said angrily. "I'll
just smash the hourglass and say that we weren't sure if time had
run out!"
Donkey Kong smashed the hourglass and said that they
weren't sure if time had run out.
"WARNING!" said a
hidden loudspeaker. "HOURGLASS BROKEN. EVACUATE!
EVACUATE!"
Hoping that nobody had noticed, Captain Falcon
and Donkey Kong quietly sneaked to the clue.
Peach and
Bowser
Hostage and Captor
Currently in 8th
place
"Wet or dirty? Ooh, dirty sounds icky! Definitely not
for me! I mean, can you image touching an old guy? That
would be soooooooooooo disgusting! We are not doing
dirty, do you understand? Not. Doing. Dirty."
"Okay,
Bowser," said Peach.
They reached the pool.
--2.5 hours
later--
"There's no gold in this pool!" said Bowser in
disgust.
"Well, you didn't want to do the 'dirty' task,"
said Peach.
"Did you?"
"Ew! Of course not!" replied
Peach.
"Peach," said Bowser thoughtfully. "I have an idea.
Could you lend me one of your golden bangles?"
"The last time
I lent you something, I had to pay three and four hundred and two
thousandths billion dollars to get my toaster back," said Peach
dubiously.
"Please," said Bowser.
"Okay," said Peach
trustingly.
Bowser gave the bangle to the Diglett by the pool. "I
know it's cheating, but this bangle is worth three and four hundred
and two thousandths billion dollars."
The Diglett shrugged and
gave them the clue.
"Let's move!" said Peach, ripping over
the envelope. "It looks as if Roy and his girlfriend have gotten
the next clue too!"
"Girlfriend?" said Bowser.
"Only
girls are allowed to be princesses," explained
Peach.
"Marth's a prince," said Bowser.
"Oh… right,"
said Peach. "That explains why Marth looks like a man beneath-"
"LA
LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU AND LOOK WE'VE GOT TO GO TO THIS WEIRD
POKEMON TRAINING CENTRE!"
Roy and Marth
We'll tell
you later
Currently in 9th place
"All right!
Pokemon battle!" said Marth.
Roy and Marth called for a
taxi.
Zelda and Samus
Friends
Currently in 1st
place
"Let's take on Nana and Popo!" said Samus, spying
the Ice Climbers running into the building.
Nana and Popo ran into
the building and saw Samus and Zelda. "Wanna fight?" said
Popo.
Nana slapped him. "I've told you, Popo! It's not
'wanna', it's 'want to'! Sheesh! You've gotta
learn to talk properly one of these days, right?"
"You're
on," said Zelda.
They stared at each other for a minute or
so.
"So…" said Popo.
"I think we're supposed to rent
a Pokemon," said Samus.
"Well," said Zelda, "I want to
rent this… er… level 1 Raichu, because it's cute!"
"Hey!"
said Nana. "I wanted it!"
"Don't worry," said
some guy manning the rentals counter. "You both can have
one!"
"Both?" said Zelda.
"It's a pronoun,"
explained Samus. "It means 'two together'."
"Oh, both!"
said Zelda. "I thought you said 'pineapple'."
Er… so
they both got ready and… er… let's just cut to the Pokemon
fight.
Samus and Zelda's Raichu (we'll call it Raichu 1) and
the Ice Climbers' Raichu (we'll call it Raichu One) went off to
battle.
"Raichu, use your electricity attack!" screamed
Zelda.
"Chu chu raichu?" "Which one? Practically all of
my attacks are electric."
"The best one!"
"Chu!"
"Okay."
The Raichus both leaped into the air and
fought. Very hard. And they… er… well, leave it to your
imagination.
A junior assistant ran in, shouting: "Hey! You're
supposed to fight in the fighting rooms! This is the argument
room!"
The Raichus struck down the assistant.
The
trainer, who had been watching, said: "Well, I guess you…
defeated an unarmed pre-adult junior assistant, so I'll give
you the next clue now."
"All right!" said… er… who were
the teams again? Oh yeah, that's right. "All right!" said Popo,
Nana, Zelda and Samus.
Master Hand appeared. "Teams must now make their way to the Drunken Chansey Hotel, which will be the pit stop for the next leg of the race."
The two teams made their way off, while Jigglypuff and Link, and Kirby and Yoshi entered.
Kirby and Yoshi
Eating Natter
Currently in
4th Place
"Hey Link! If you work with us
together, we'll finish quicker!" said Kirby.
"Whatever,"
replied Link.
Kirby grabbed Jigglypuff and placed her in front of
the junior assistant.
JIGGLYPUFF WILL GIVE THE NICE MAN LOTS OF
LOVELY LOVELY LOVE-FULL LOVELY LOVELY LOVE WHICH IS VERY
LOVELY!
"AAH! OKAY! HEERE'S YOUR CLUES! JUST LEMME GO!"
screamed the assistant.
The two teams ran off.
Fox and
Falco
Work Colleagues
Currently in 5th Place
Fox
and Falco dashed into the Pokemon training centre, and looked around
wildly. "There!" said Fox. "We're in luck! It's Mewzero!"
(Mewzero is kind of like Mew and Mewtwo, except completely
unimportant. Sorry. Where was I?)
They quickly rented Mewzero.
"Ha! Mewzero will easily beat whoever the next team rent!"
Pikachu
and Pichu
Evolution at work
Currently in 6th
Place
Pikachu and Pichu rushed in. They ran up to the rental
counter and scrambled around, looking for a good Pokemon.
"Hey,
Pichu," said Falco, completely unsuspiciously (he he). "We've
chosen such a bad Pokemon that if you fight us, we'll
definitely lose."
Pikachu narrowed his eyes. "Pika
kachu ki!" "I sense a trap!"
Not having heard, Pichu
eagerly nodded.
"Kai! Pikachu chupiki!" "Hey! They've
probably got Mewzero or something!"
"Pichu!" said Pichu,
aghast. "We'd better find a good Pokemon to rent, then!"
"Pika
ka chu…" said Pikachu. "Let me see that race card
again…"
Fox and Falco
Predator and
Prey
Currently in 5th Place
"I bet they'll
choose an electric Pokemon," said Fox.
"Why do ya figure
that?" said Falco.
"Well, they're electric Pokemon, right?
If they chose any other type, it would mean that they thought that
they were lousy fighters. And trust me, nobody who entered this race
thinks that they're bad in any way."
"I should have thought
of that," said Falco mournfully. "I'm so stupid."
The two
electric Pokemon rushed in.
"Let's fight!" said Fox.
"Mewnothing, I choose you!"
Mewnothing – sorry, er, Mewzero,
jumped out of a Pokeball.
"Pi chi chu chu!" "Pikachu, I
choose you!"
Pikachu, who Pichu had stuffed into a Pokeball,
emerged.
Mewzero, who had never seen a Pikachu before, laughed at
how cute and harmless Pikachu looked.
Pikachu --censored
censored not suitable for viewing by sane audiences censored
censored--, making Mewzero faint.
"No!" screamed Fox or
Falco, it doesn't really matter, as the two electric Pokemon ran
out of the building.
Falco pulled out his blaster and knocked out
the trainer who held all the clues. "Quick!" he said, running
over and grabbing a card. "We need to get to the Drunken Chansey
Hotel – pronto!"
Zelda and Samus
Friends
Currently
in 2nd Place
"Quick! There it is!" said Zelda
to the taxi driver.
Zelda and Samus jumped out of the taxi. Just
right next to them, Ness and Mewtwo jumped out of a taxi next to
them.
"How did you get here so fast?" asked Samus.
"We
read the author's mind," replied Mewtwo.
The two teams
sprinted into the hotel, and tried to find Master Hand. Master Hand
waved at the two teams up a flight of stairs and they both sprinted
up the stairs. Ness realised that him and Mewtwo weren't going to
make it, so he whacked his baseball bat at Zelda and pushed Samus
into a wall, then Ness and Mewtwo ran next to Master
Hand.
"Chansey!" a Chansey spoke. "Welcome to the
drunken Chansey!"
"Ness and Mewtwo, you're team number
one! Because you came first, you get a holiday to sunny Ripple Star,
courtesy of DeDe Airlines!"
Ness and Mewtwo high-fived each
other and then ran and helped Samus and Zelda up.
"Sorry about
that," said Ness, helping Samus up.
"Don't worry," replied
Samus. "Just expect to be phaser gunned a bit later."
Samus
and Zelda ran to Master Hand.
"Samus and Zelda, you're team
number two!" announced Master Hand.
"Yeah!" cheered Samus
and Zelda.
Nana and Popo ran into the Drunken Chansey and then
saw Master Hand up a pair of stairs. They ran up, when suddenly,
Sonic attacked them for no apparent reason other than that the author
had no other ideas in his head.
Sonic: OMFG!!!!!111 STFU NANA POPO
N00B!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!1111
Master Hand threw Sonic into a nearby
ocean and flew back to Nana and Popo.
"Nana and Popo, you're
team number three!" announced Master Hand.
Nana kissed Popo on
the cheek and they went to their designated hotel room.
Kirby
and Yoshi
Eating Natter
Currently in 4th Place
Kirby
and Yoshi ran into the Drunken Chansey, ran up a flight of stairs to
get to Master Hand.
"Kirby and Yoshi… you're team number
four!"
Kirby and Yoshi zoomed downstairs and definitely did not
go to the buffet.
Link and Jigglypuff
Same Pyramid
Scheme
Currently in 5th Place
Link and
Jigglypuff entered the hotel, noticing the empty buffet. They ran up
the stairs, when they noticed Young Link and Ganondorf running into
the hotel.
"Come on Jigglypuff, let's go!" screamed Link,
running up the stairs.
BUT THEY ARE JIGGLYPUFF'S
FRIENDS!!!!
Jigglypuff hugged Young Link and Ganondorf,
pushing them back a few hundred metres. Link and Jigglypuff then ran
up the stairs, and ran up to Master Hand.
"Link and Jigglypuff…
you're team number five!"
"Yeah!" screamed Link.
Fox
and Falco
Work colleagues
Currently in 6th Place
Fox
and Falco, Pikachu and Pichu entered the building at about the same
time. Pikachu and Pichu attacked Fox and Falco from behind, and then
they ran up the stairs.
"Pichu and Pikachu… you're team
number six!"
"Piika!" said Pichu.
Fox and Falco stood up
again, to be trampled by Ganondorf and Young Link.
"Young Link
and Ganondorf… you're team number seven!"
"Falco, the next
person that tries to run over us, we'll phaser gun them to death!"
whispered Fox.
Fox and Falco stood up, and Mario dropped a crutch
on both of them. Fox and Falco phaser gunned them to death, realised
it was Mario and Luigi, and then ran up to Master Hand.
"Fox and
Falco, you're team number eight!"
"Oh yeah!" shouted
Falco.
Marth and Roy
We'll tell you later
Currently
in 10th Place
Marth and Roy ran over Mario and
Luigi, and then ran upstairs to Master Hand.
"Marth and Roy,
you're team number nine!"
"Oh yeah!" shouted Marth.
Peach
and Bowser
Hostage and Captor
Currently in 11th
Place
Peach and Bowser ran in, and then helped a phaser gunned
Bowser and Luigi. They then ran upstairs.
"Peach and Bowser,
you're team number ten!"
Mario and Luigi
Mario
Brothers
Currently in 11th Place
Mario and Luigi
placed their crutches slowly up the stairs, when suddenly, Falcon and
DK ran in!
"Luigi! Four steps to go!" encouraged Mario.
Falcon
and DK sprinted up the stairs, trying to get to Master Hand
first!
"Three steps!" shouted Luigi.
Falcon and DK were
halfway up the stairs.
"Two steps!" shouted Mario.
Falcon
and DK were rapidly gaining.
"One step-a!" shouted
Luigi.
Falcon and Donkey Kong caught up! Donkey Kong ran to Master
Hand, but Falcon looked at Mario's leg.
"Oh dear Mario. If you
apply my lipstick onto there, it should be much better!" comforted
Falcon.
"Wait! You have lipstick?" asked DK.
"No, it's
just lip balm!" replied Falcon.
"Then why's it red?" asked
DK.
"Look, Mario and Luigi are about to get there!"
DK
and Falcon sprinted to Master Hand.
"DK and Falcon, you are team
number eleven!"
"Woo!" shouted Donkey Kong.
"That makes
Mario and Luigi
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eliminated."
"We had our experiences," cried Luigi, "But the jealousy-a of the other people just won't-a let-us-a win!"
Next Week: Language problems, Tough choices, Team rivalries, more shocking statements, Next week! (or when we feel like it).
Here
are the finishing times for your curiosity: (so we lied)
Ness and
Mewtwo: 17:33 PM
Samus and Zelda: 17:34 PM
Nana and Popo: 17:40
PM
Kirby and Yoshi: 17:48 PM
Link and Jigglypuff: 17:51
PM
Pichu and Pikachu: 17:56 PM
Young Link and Ganondorf: 17:58
PM
Fox and Falco: 18:00 PM
Marth and Roy 18:04 PM
Peach and
Bowser: 18:10 PM
DK and Falcon: 18:25 PM
Mario and Luigi: 18:25
PM
Please R/R and tell us who you want to win!