Okay, so, I was playing Sonic Generations and I find it bullshit that Classic Sonic can swim and Morden Sonic can't. So, me and my friend cameup with this idea. I was Classic, she was Morden Sonic. This will be up on Youtube soon.
Enjoy.
Modern: Ah.. goddamnit.. no airbubbles anywhere... great.. Just FUCKING great...
Classic: Hey, dude. What happened?
Modern: I SUNK TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS F*CKING PIT. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK HAPPENED, ASSWIPE?
Classic: Don't be such a dick. I was only trying to-. (sniff) Aw, fuck, dude! Did you fart or something?
Modern: No, Chemical Plant is just the place where Eggman goes to take a shit. It always smells like this...
Classic: Well, swim up here and let's go!
Modern: I can't.
Classic: Why not? You got two legs, two arms.
Modern: .. I can't.
Classic: Why the hell not?
Modern: Cause I CAN'T FUCKING SWIM YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE! God, why the fuck can you swim, and I can't?
Classic: Because the game hates you.
Modern: What?
Classic: It hates you. You notice how the big-ass GUN truck had the fucking huge-ass saws? It followed you, trying to hack off your head for about half the city or something.
Modern: Oh yeah.. This game is.. really- WAIT A MINUTE. IF THIS IS SONIC GENERATIONS, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN CHEMICAL PLANT? AND WHY THE HELL AM I 8-BIT?
Classic: I don't fucking know. Come on!
Modern: For the umpteenth-mother-fucking-time, I CAN'T... FUCKING... SWIM!
Classic: Well, here. (small pause) grab my hand!
Modern: (grunts) Can't.. fucking.. reach it!
Classic: C'mon, I only float for a little while, dude.
Modern: Well I can't help it if your ass is bigger than a goddamn tank!(pause) .. Fuck.. dude... DUDE HURRY I GOT THE GODDAMN TIMER!
Classic: Shit! Grab.. my hand!
Modern: I can't reach it! You're too fat!
Classic: Well at least I can swim you dick!
Modern: FUCK YOU! SWIM LOWER!
Classic: You'll make me sink! Wait, I got it!
Modern: I THOUGHT YOU COULD FLOAT YOU FAT- (dies)
Classic: I found a ring! You can grab onto this and-... Dude?... NO WAIT.. You
better not show that goddamn game over sign or I'm shoving every single
one of these rings right up your a-
GAME OVER