Prepare for an utterly stupid piece of crap story that I, Tosuto-chan, am
writing for you out of pure, undefiled boredom. It's a Cowboy Bebop fic,
obviously, or it wouldn't be under Cowboy Bebop. The characters aren't
mine, so there. And don't get angry. This idea randomly popped into my head
and it's supposed to be bad. And I'm not exactly sure it has a point of
view.
YAY For Edward!
Spike and Jet sat watching Big Shot, as usual, when Ed came bouncing into the room. She was abnormally happy, even for her.
"What's with you?" Jet asked as Edward giggled insanely.
"Edward is pregnant-pregnant!" she squealed delightedly.
Spike spit beer all over the table, and he and Jet exchanged identical looks of accusation and disgust. Then, upon realizing that neither was the father, Spike asked, "Who's is it, Ed?"
"Faye-Faye's!" Ed beamed, back flipping across the room.
"Uh.Ed.What the hell?"
"Oh, please," said a painfully familiar female voice. Faye had just entered the room. "Don't tell me you don't get it. We went to one of those gene therapy clinics. They removed one of my x-chromosomes and chopped off one of the little leggy things."
"Excuse me. Leggy things?" Spike asked.
"Yeah. The ones that make them different from y-chromosomes. Anyway, they chopped it off and artificially inseminated Ed with it! I'm gonna be a daddy!" Faye crowed merrily. With that she wrapped her arms around Ed and they kissed passionately.
"I never thought I'd hear those words escape Faye's lips.I'm gonna be a daddy. sheesh. I thought this ship couldn't get any weirder." Spike mumbled.
***
"Where're you going?" Spike asked as he walked into the hangar, only to see Jet climbing into the Hammerhead.
"Tharsis City."
"Why?"
"To vote."
"Ah," Spike said. Then, furrowing his eyebrows, he added, "Since when do you vote?"
"Since today. They're not passing that Human Genetic Experimentation Code while I'm around."
"Wow, Jet, you sure got passionate all of a sudden. I never knew that sort of thing pissed you off so badly. Why the sudden change?"
"Let's just say I had a really, really bad dream. Leave it at that."
***
Well, that's it! The End! El Fin! Wasn't it unique? Like I said, bad, but it was supposed to be that way, so. Well, I think I'm gonna write in my other fanfic now, except that I'm too lazy to go get it out of my backpack. Eh, I'll update it later. Go check out Miruku-chan's Completely Pointless Fanfic Of Doom or something.
YAY For Edward!
Spike and Jet sat watching Big Shot, as usual, when Ed came bouncing into the room. She was abnormally happy, even for her.
"What's with you?" Jet asked as Edward giggled insanely.
"Edward is pregnant-pregnant!" she squealed delightedly.
Spike spit beer all over the table, and he and Jet exchanged identical looks of accusation and disgust. Then, upon realizing that neither was the father, Spike asked, "Who's is it, Ed?"
"Faye-Faye's!" Ed beamed, back flipping across the room.
"Uh.Ed.What the hell?"
"Oh, please," said a painfully familiar female voice. Faye had just entered the room. "Don't tell me you don't get it. We went to one of those gene therapy clinics. They removed one of my x-chromosomes and chopped off one of the little leggy things."
"Excuse me. Leggy things?" Spike asked.
"Yeah. The ones that make them different from y-chromosomes. Anyway, they chopped it off and artificially inseminated Ed with it! I'm gonna be a daddy!" Faye crowed merrily. With that she wrapped her arms around Ed and they kissed passionately.
"I never thought I'd hear those words escape Faye's lips.I'm gonna be a daddy. sheesh. I thought this ship couldn't get any weirder." Spike mumbled.
***
"Where're you going?" Spike asked as he walked into the hangar, only to see Jet climbing into the Hammerhead.
"Tharsis City."
"Why?"
"To vote."
"Ah," Spike said. Then, furrowing his eyebrows, he added, "Since when do you vote?"
"Since today. They're not passing that Human Genetic Experimentation Code while I'm around."
"Wow, Jet, you sure got passionate all of a sudden. I never knew that sort of thing pissed you off so badly. Why the sudden change?"
"Let's just say I had a really, really bad dream. Leave it at that."
***
Well, that's it! The End! El Fin! Wasn't it unique? Like I said, bad, but it was supposed to be that way, so. Well, I think I'm gonna write in my other fanfic now, except that I'm too lazy to go get it out of my backpack. Eh, I'll update it later. Go check out Miruku-chan's Completely Pointless Fanfic Of Doom or something.