Kit: I was in a bit of writer's block, so I thought you people might like a little parody fic to tide you over (see bio for full details). I got the idea for this parody from TALA MINE-TALA HOT, who has a DNAngel one posted. It is in fact based off the sketch "Know Your Stars" from the Nickelodeon show "All That". I hope you like the products of my sheer boredom. If anyone else has a story like this, let me know. I'll want to read it!
(I do not own Beyblade, "All That", or any products that might be mentioned in any chapter at any time.)
Discern Your Actors!
a.k.a.
Know Your Stars!
Chapter 1
Brooklyn Kingston
(Brooklyn is sitting on a chair in a studio)
"Know your stars; know your stars; Know Your Stars…" The narrator says in a round.
"Brooklyn Kingston…His favorite band is N'SYNC…"
"Pardon?" Brooklyn asks, "No, there must be some mistake. I enjoy classical music; Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, ect. I don't listen to N'SYNC or any boy band for that matter."
"Brooklyn Kingston…Listens to any boy band…"
"I just told you; I do not like to listen to boy bands! Besides, you can't be a band unless you play an instrument! Really now!"
"Manhattan Kingston…"
"My name is Brooklyn! Not Manhattan!"
"Calm down New York…"
"BROOKLYN!"
"Bronx Jamaica…"
"BROOKLYN KINGSTON!"
"…He thinks he's a pigeon…"
"WHAT?'! I CERTANLY DO NOT!
"Ooh. Did I ruffle your feathers Pigeon-Boy?"
"I DO NOT THINK I AM A PIGEON!"
"Cluck! Cluck, cluck, cluck! Cluck!" The narrator mocks.
"That was a chicken impression!" He is ignored.
"Queens Negril…He has anger issues…"
"I WOULDN'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES IF YOU DIDN'T TWIST MY WORDS AGAINST ME! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET THE RIGHT CITY THAT TIME!"
"Ha! You admit it!"
"I did not!"
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"Did not."
"DID TOO!" Brooklyn screams at the top of his lungs. He looks suddenly horrified after realizing what he has just said.
"I win."
"I swear, when I find out where you are-"
"You'll what? Punch me? You going to make me bleed Pigeon-Boy?"
"Oh, I'll do MORE than just make you bleed! And stop calling me that!"
"Now you know, Staten Island…"
"They learned NOTHING! And my name is Brooklyn! Brooklyn! BROOKLYN KINGSTON! Where are you? Who are you? GET BACK HERE!"
Kit: This was one of the few times you'll ever see me torture Brooklyn. But it had to be done.
Brooklyn: You are an EVIL woman…
Kit: So what else is new? Next time, Max Tate!
Brooklyn: Will I ever get my revenge?
Kit: Maybe yes, maybe-(looks at TV; Weather Channel is on.) OH SHIT!
All: What?'!
Kit: Dennis is going to be here in just a little while!
Ray: Who?
Emmi: THE GODDAMN CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE!
Kai: Oh my god, the Authoress separated from the OC!
Ray: AND SHE'S CURSING!
Emmi: HELL YEAH! I'M ABOUT TO GET HIT BY A DAMN HURRICANE! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!
Kit: While the Authoress screams profanities at the boys, I'll finish up here. Read and review the boredness please. No flames.
Emmi: COVER!
Max: Kit, she's hyperventilating again!
Kit: AGAIN?'! (sigh) Hold on, I'm coming. Good-bye!
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