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"Doctor, does Metebelis Three look like a desert?"
"No, it's very blue and mostly rocky. Why do you ask, Jo?"
"Look at the scanner, Doctor."
"Oh."
"Jo! We've reached a new record!"
"What is it, quickest time to be kicked off a planet?"
"Why yes in fact it is, how did you know?"
"Fascinating."
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
"Jo, already?"
"Doctor, this looks like London, but back when I was a kid!"
"Hmm, yes, this looks familiar. Very familiar. Have I been here before?"
"I dunno, Doctor. But hey, look at this school! What are those black splotches on the asphalt? Something big must have happened here, the building looks destroyed!"
"What the-? Oh sure, take me to Coal Hill School now, not back when I needed to!"
"Doctor?"
"It seems the Old Girl has a sense of humor."
"Hey, it's like in that one show on telly from America!"
"What is? This is your future!"
"You know! It's just like Star Trek!"
"Indeed."
"You're hiding something."
"Aside from the fact that it is more of an accurate prediction than actual fantasy?"
"You mean it's real? With Spock and the Klingons?"
"You wait until you see Deep Space Nine!"
"Earth again. But definitely your future."
"Doctor!"
"Did you say something, Jo?"
"Wasn't me."
"Doctor! I finally found you… wait a moment, you're not the Doctor!"
"Yes I am the Doctor, and who are you?"
"No, you're not the Doctor, he doesn't look like you."
"Oh dear. It would seem you met a future version of me, so now we must leave, I don't want any spoilers!"
"What did she mean you don't look like the Doctor?"
"I'll explain later, Jo."
"Oh what a beautiful planet! Is this Metebelis Three?"
"THE BOX!"
"Who are they?"
"I've no idea."
"THE BOX! THE BOX! THE KEEPER OF THE BOX HAS ARRIVED!"
"THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX THE BOX ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE MAGIC BOX!"
"Let's get out of here."
"Good idea."