Ok I don't own Escaflowne, wish I did, but I don't.^_^ Hope you enjoy

This is for my friend Brock, who always manages to make the most innocent things perverted

~Behind Closed Doors~



Allen was walking through Van's castle one bright and sunny day, thinking about the usual: Hitomi, how good he would

look with Hitomi, fighting with Van, how good he looks when he is fighting with Van, you know the usual. When all of the

sudden Merel came bounding up to him." Allen, have you seen Van?" she asked. " No, have you tried Hitomi?" he said. "

Well, the thing is, I can't find her ether." she said laughing nervously. "Then it is my duty as a knight, well actually a man, Oh

shit, never mind, I'll find her!" he said , his face reddening. " You look for Van, and I'll look for Hitomi." he said. " OK!"

Merel said as she scampered off calling Van's name, and Allen went looking for Hitomi. He was walking for about two

minuets when he heard some pretty strange noises coming from the room down the hall. Only when he reached the door he

realized that it was Van's room. " Hitomi, yes, yes, oh that feels sooooooo good, do that some more!" a male voice yelled,

obviously in pleasure. "Oh that was good, now let me do that to you!" the male voice said. " yes just... oh ok , there you go,

have at it!" the female replied. "Vaaaaannnnn! Oh yes, oh yes, OH YEEEESSSSSS!!!!" the girl screamed. "Ohmygod!,

that's Van and Hitomi." Allen said to himself. He ran all the way out to the gardens where he met up with Merel. " Merel, I

think I found both of them." Allen said. " Oh that's great, where are they?" Merel asked happily. " they are in Van's room,

and uh, how can I put this, um, Merel their...(looks down and mumbles something) "What did you say, I cant hear a thing

you said." Allen whispers something in her ear and she stiffened with shock. "Oh my god! I think I'm gonna be sick!" Merel

screamed and ran rather quicky into a brick wall, causing her to become unconscious, and Allen rushes to help her.

Hitomi puts her socks and shoes back on and Van does the same. " That was enjoyable." Van said. "Well one thing is for

sure, you give the best foot massages!" Hitomi says giggling. "Same to you Hitomi."

The End





hehe, if you don't like it too bad , but if you did, sorry it was so short, but the idea just popped into my head!^_^