However, something bad (as opposed to something good) happened when Mr Falcon was in the middle of watching his favorite anime, Kappa Mikey, crashed. It wasn't only that, but also crunchyroll and netflix. Next thing you know, every single anime ever was removed from the internet, and at the same time, adult swim removed toonami from it's listings.
Captain Falcon was shocked at all of this, he looked outside the window and found out that the Funimation offices that were conviently located at his backyard were also gone, what remains is a crater.
"This must be just a bad dream" Captain Falcon said to himself. "Maybe if I sleep this off everything will be ok when I wake up!" Because that's how dreams work.
However, when we woke up, the animes were still gone. "oh no" Captain Falcon yelled softly. He immediately went on tumblr to write a long post about what happened. Everyone else was in shock. Falcon must've realised that only one thing could happened: someone removed anime from the face of the Earth.
Meanwhile, viewing at their crystal ball, was a mysterious figure. He's someone in the smash bros roster, someone who hated anime. However, they don't want their identity sealed, so they just go by the name "Antime". Antime, ofcourse, was the reason by anime's dissapearance, and have sensed Captain Falcon's pleight, thinking he could be a major threat. They have thought to themselves "The only way to fully kill anime is WITH ANIME" so they used their invention, the anime transporter to take everyone from the popular animes to life, to stop Captain Falcon and his future crew, and also assigned a person to take after them.
But besides that, Antime constructed the Trinity of 4 people: Goku, Naruto, Ichigo, and Monkey D Luffy to serve as their roundtable. Antime consulted the TOFP to who they should send out first to kill Captain Falcon. And it was ultimately decided who it was going to be.
Back at Falcon's house. Captain Falcon, realising he can't see his precious Devil May Cry anime and went into a lifetimes worth of depression. However, he heard the doorbell ring so he went to the door.
When he was going to the door, he got ambused. Out from behind him was none other than Inuyasha! Captain Falcon looked suprised long enough for Inuyasha to knock him out. Once he woke up, he was still at his house, except this time tied to his bed. Inuyasha conviently built a sawblade machine thing to kill Captain Falcon.
"Hey, couldn't you just kill me with that goddamn sword you have?" Captain Falcon said questionably. Inuyasha replied with "oh". However, he already built the contraption and didn't want it to go to waste.
So the sawblade was about to reach Captain Falcon, until the person who was ringing the doorbell busted through the door.
"EY CAPTAIN FALCON I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR CAR PARKED OUTSIDE" said the doorbell ringer. Inuyasha got confused by this, letting captain falcon kneeshine his way out of the bed. Inuyasha, furious, tried to slice mr falcon until he got whacked behind the head. He fell as Pikachu was behind him.
"Wow" Captain Falcon said "That was too easy" he said again right after he said "Wow". "ehehehehe" Someone laughed gayly on the roof. "Dafuq was that?" Pikachu said while asking a wuestion. The person on the roof was knone other than Ike.
"Ike what the hell are you doing here?" Captain Falcon sad. Ike responded with "Well I was sent here by Dr Antime" and went on and on with Antime's plots and plans and all that shit so I won't bore you guys with the details.
"What the fuck" Pikachu said. "So this 'Antime' wants to kill anime?" "Yes" Ike responded, not saying no. "That's not fair!" Captain Falcon reacted. "Today was yoai wednsday! Me and pikachu were gonna grab all of out friends to watch yoai together!"
"And who are all of your friends?" Ike said. Piakchu immediately caught on on on on on what Ike was trying to do and was like "FALCON NO-" but was too late. Falcon already responded with "Well there's Shulk, Rosalina, ROB, Olimar, and Ganondorf". "Perfect" Ike said "You caught all that, Antime?" Ike was using a walkie talkie, and some distinct talking was happening, however, we can assume Antime said yes.
"Wait, Ike" Pikachu interrupted "Where is your sword?" "So glad you can ask" Ike answered but not yet because that wasn't an answer. "I'll be using Inuyasha's blade, now try to kill me". Pikachu tried volt tackling Ike but that ended up with him getting hit by the hilt of the sword thanks to the counter. Captain falcon tried to find a way to fight him, but he cmae up with a strategy.
Falcon went up to Ike, attempting a falcon punch, Ike, ofcourse, countered, however it was actually a reverse falcon punch. Falcon ended up punching his wall. "What the hell were you accomplishing with that?" Ike sad. "just wait, Captain Falcon said" Captain Falcon said. Falcon's wall was rigged so a rube golberg machine was react to the specific event where an anime guy would install a sawblade to his room while another dude tried to kill him, and that ended up with the sawblade hitting ike right in the gut.
Before Ike could die, Captain Falcon and Pikachu tried to interrogate him. "What is the real identity of Antime?" Captain Falcon said at first but then Pikachu finished. "I...I'l never tell" as Ike layed apon his final breaths. However, Falcon tried to frisk him for info, in which Ike said "NOOOO" and suddenly sprung up, charging up his exruption. Falcon is like "NO, IKE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS". While Ike is like "NO, I MUST PRESERVE ANTIME'S SECRETS" as he releases a stage 9 eruption, blowing himself up in the process. It didn't help that Ike equiped the furious eruption custom.
The next day, Captain Falcon and Pikachu start to pack their bags, as they go across town to save all of the other members of their anime circlejerk, and then, TO SAVE ANIME!
To be continued.