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"Sasuke?" Naruto asked, looking up from his mountain of paperwork to the silent ANBU standing silently in the corner.

"What is it Naru-chan?" Sasuke asked, walking toward the seated Hokage, thinking maybe he had felt something he hadn't.

"I have a question for you, and I want you to answer honestly, ok?" Naruto waited for the affirming nod of his lovers head before continuing. "What would you do if I died tomorrow?"

This sent the ever stoic Uchiha reeling back in shock. As a matter of fact, if the man weren't an Uchiha he just might of said 'Huh?!'…… I said might. Slipping his black cat ANBU mask off, he fixed the Hokage with a penetrating gaze, then settled on merely glaring at him. "Is there something I should know about?" he asked, delicately raising an eyebrow.

"Just answer the question." Naruto sighed, ignoring said glare and the raising of said eyebrow.

Sasuke let loose a long suffering sigh and replaced his mask over his face. "Nothing." Sasuke answered shortly, shrugging slim but muscular shoulder and settling back into his corner.

For a moment, Naruto stared at his ANBU captain in shock, before sputtering indignantly and proceeded to poof out of the office, once again startling the Uchiha, who had by then opened his mouth to continue his response. Damn him and his need for suspense.

"Damn it! I hate it when he does this! Neji!" Sasuke barked through the door. Said Hyuuga entered, weapons drawn, searching for the danger, only to notice the missing Hokage.

Sighing, Neji put away his weapons and turned to his captain. "What happened this time?" He asked, as if it were a common occurrence for the most powerful ninja in the village to just poof out of his office, which, quite frankly ("and sadly," the stoic Hyuuga added mentally.), it was.

"He asked a dumb question, I answered, it wasn't the answer he wanted, so he left in a huff. Spoiled brat." The last part Sasuke muttered under his breath, but the Hyuuga male heard him anyway and chuckled slightly.

"Figures. Any idea where he went this time? You know, he always finds the most interesting places to hide. Last time he went all the way to Suna!" Neji chuckled again remembering the smug look on the Kazekage's face, a.k.a. Gaara of the Sand, when four ANBU, three of them thinking that it was all quite funny while the last, the angry boyfriend/ANBU captain, had come in to find the two Kage's drinking tea and talking about the weather. Needless to say, Naruto got a thorough tongue lashing the entire way back.

Sasuke bit back an annoyed groan at the memory. "Don't remind me. I still get messages from that brat Kazekage reminding me of that. I'm still trying to decide which one was worse though. Gaara's smug letters, or when we had to get him from Iruka." Both men shuddered at that particular memory.

"I'll go round up the usual search party, and have everyone start searching his usual haunts. I'll send Kakashi to Iruka's." The usual search party consisting of Lee, Sakura, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Shikamaru, Ino, 

TenTen, Chouji, and Kakashi, as well as a couple ANBU. Before leaving, the ever curious Hyuuga turned to look at Sasuke. "By the way Uchiha," Neji asked. "What did Naruto ask?"

Sasuke froze in the window. Turning slightly, he hesitated a moment before answering. "What would I do if he died tomorrow." And with that, Sasuke jumped out the window, intent on finding his rogue lover.