First Saiyuki fic,
I recently got into the series, so it may not be the best..
So yeah.. R'n'R please.
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" I'm hunnggrryy... " Son Goku whined as Jeep shook all of it's passengers while traveling over rough turrain.
" Quiet. " of course, this would only lead to more complaining. But this time, Goku didn't put up much of a fight today. Goku was bored. He was complaining not only because of his stomach, but out of utter boredom, he just wanted to break the silence. He peered over into the front seat, only to get smacked by Sanzo.
" Sit back, you moron. "
Apparently, Genjyo Sanzo didn't have much fight as well. Even though it was not as threatening as usual, the boy sat back as quickly as possible. Everyone was extremely fatigued, and it was Sanzo's doing, he just had to get up at the ass crack of dawn to head West. Goku wondered if they still even knew where they were going..He pondered on said topic for less than thirty seconds. Oh well, he had to do something to occupy his time.. Anything. He glanced over at a half-asleep Gojyo, mouth open, and faint snoring could be heard. The monkey tilted his head and blinked. Wait a minute.. There was something about him he hadn't noticed...
" YOU'RE NOT A KAPPA!" He gasped,
" Huh- wha-? Sa..n..zo? " He sat up almost wincing at the scream that pierced his eardrums. He rubbed his eyes, trying to see what was happening.
Sanzo lifted an eyebrow in reaction to hearing his name. And decided not to get involved.
" YOU'RE A-A-A-- COCKROACH!"
- screeeeeeeccchhhh- Jeep halted . Hakkai stopped and turned his head slowly, trying to confirm what he had just heard. Sanzo just nodded his head and closed his eyes, doing the smart thing in his eyes by not getting involved.
Gojyo, still a bit dazed from his light slumber "Wha- WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK, YOU MONKEY?"
" See!" Goku tugged at the two strands of hair that seemed like antennas poking out of Sha Gojyo's head.
" Pfft! " Hakkai tried to contain a giggle, and was unsuccessful. Sanzo raised an eyebrow to the laughing man.
" WHAT THE HELL? I'M NOT A FUCKING COCKROACH YOU IDIOT! GET YOUR GRIMMY PAWS OFF ME!"
" NO! LOOK, LOOK! SEE? " He yelled, beaming as if he had discovered something amazing.
Hakkai's mirth grew a bit louder now. Sanzo's head pulsed. " SHUT THE FUCK UP!" he stood up, holding his Harisen up high. Whacking the Kappa and the Monkey on the back of their empty heads. The monk gave them the -DoitagainIdareyou- look as he sat back down. Which seemed to shut them up for a couple minutes. Cho Hakkai chuckled as he started up Jeep once more.
" Cockroach, cockroach, cockroach!"
" I'd rather be a cockroach than an FUCKING RETARDED MONKEY!"
" Sanzzoooo"
" SHUT THE HELL UP! BOTH OF YOU!"
ENd.