Hey Strikers!
Surprise! Again!
The big thing I was talking about is that, Royal Strike Season Two is finally here!
Now, without further ado, let's head into the studio and get this show going!
P.S-Since this is just an intro for Season Two, it's going to be short!
Last Time On Royal Strike!:
Mikayla: Well...that was interesting, is that it?
* Selena and I chuckle*
Selena: Oh, but we're far from over!
Me: In fact, we're just barely getting started! You might want to look at the audience, just for a bit more...
Selena: Plus, there's a certain somebody here!
Mikayla: * Slightly disappointed but happy* Boomer and Rebecca?!
* Boomer is revealed to be wearing his tux he wore at prom while Rebecca wore her yellow prom dress*
Mikayla: At least I'm not the only one wearing a dress...
Selena: Is that seriously the only thing you're thinking of?!
Mikayla: Really, now? Boz and Candis? Didn't Boz get arrested?
Me: Why? Sounded like you were expecting someone?
Mikayla: Well I-
Selena: * Jumping off the stage and walking towards Mikayla* Haha, we're just messing with ya...They should be coming in 3...2...
* Someone walks out and into the walkway in their tuxedo, which is...*
* Audience cheers*
Mikayla * Smiling a bit*: Brady! You look normal?
Brady: Is that a problem?
Mikayla: Weren't you just in the hospital? I mean, you look like as if nothing happened...
Brady: Well, actually-
* We interrupted Brady by speaking into our earpiece which everyone has on besides Mikayla*
Selena and I * On earpiece*: Alright everyone, it's all or nothing! Operation: Brakayla is a go!
Royal Strike!: RS's Season Two Intro
Selena and I: Hey Strikers! Welcome back to Royal Strike! Where the heart is, strikes the truth!
*Audience cheers loudly*
Me: I'm your awesome host, Yummy42, while this chick right here, *Points thumb to the right*, is my co-host, Selena Gomez!
*Audience cheers*
Selena: How come you get awesome?
Me: Well, you can't spell awesome without 'me' in it!
*Selena rolls her eyes*
Selena: Anyways, we are OFFICALLY in Season Two of Royal Strike!
*Audience cheers*
Me: Ooh, do you guys know why today is even more special?
Selena: *Nudges me* Um Yumbo, my birthday isn't for two more days...
Me: Not for you, smart-one. Guys, I'm actually officially fourteen, starting today!
*Audience cheers loudly*
Selena: I, so, knew that! By the way, you're getting old Yummy.
Me: I'm getting old? Says the girl-or should I say, madam, who's turning twenty-one in a couple of days!
*Audience cheers*
Selena: So? I'm still young!
Me: Yeah, but you have one year left to shop at Forever 21...Haha, though, one more year till I'm getting my learner's permit!
Selena: Remind me whenever you get on the road, so I could get off!
Me: Pshh, I'm not that bad...
Selena: What place do you get in Mario Kart?
Me: *Scoffs* I always get first, except for that one time when the stupid flying turtle things kept blowing me up!
Selena: Ooh, I just remembered that I have something for you!
Me: Really? It isn't Royal Strike things, is it...?
Selena: *Scoffs* Of course not! *Tosses something behind her, into the crowd*
*Selena pulls something out from nowhere and places it on the desk*
Me: A Cookie Monster cupcake? This is...AWESOME! I've actually got something for you as an early birthday present too! Just sit tight, remember when those vases came flying at us?
Selena: Yes, wait...You didn't build a vase-launcher to hit me in the face, did you?
Me: Uh, no. I decided to build this thing on your chair that ejects you into the air, I mean, all of those accidents you've had...
Selena: Yeah, yeah, don't need to remind me of Sasquatch smashing my face in with an unbreakable vase...Can I try it?
Me: Heck yeah! Just let me get the remote. *Opens drawers to grab the remote* It'll launch you about 10 feet into the air.
Selena: Awesome! Let's go!
*Selena situates herself on her seat*
Me:*The remote is in my hand* Alright in 5...4...3...2...1...GO! *I press the red button*
*The seat ejects Selena up into the air...2 feet...4 feet...6 feet...8 feet...10 feet...12 feet?*
Me: Wait, isn't that MORE than ten feet? That's awfully high, is she going to...
*Still at a fast rate, Selena crashes into the ceiling above, I look up to only see her bottom half dangling and kicking her legs*
Me: Hey science guys, we might need to adjust the spring and actually test-drive it this time.
*The science guys nod and came to pick up Selena's chair, returning backstage*
Me: *Faces the audience* Well, uh, while Gomez is hanging out *I hear Gomez's muffled screams* enjoy how exactly our Brakayla mission went from last season!
*With the remote in my hand, I turn on the screen to say...*
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THE ULTIMATE BRAKAYLA MISSION
And, that ends RS's Season Two Intro! Stay tuned for the next chapter! Where how exactly Team RS's Brakayla went, is revealed!
* Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed the first-ever chapter of RS's Season Two!
* Haha, it's actually true, today is actually my birthday, while tomorrow is my niece's and the next day is Selena's!
~Although, I also actually share this day with another POK writer! Ladies and jets, give your birthday wishes to, my birthday buddy...*Drum Roll*
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FrazzledRose! AKA the writer of...Torn, Living Like Kings, and Inside the Past!
So, be sure to wish her a happy birthday as well!
Peace!~Yummy42
P.S-No, I did not originally planned on uploading this on my birthday! I guess it was just a last-minute coincidence! XD