FULL SUMMERY

Tyson's been acting strange lately, and by strange; I mean he's always going to the bathroom in school and taking his time, either he gets a call from his parents to go home quick or his relatives come pick him up. His friends noticed that since the last five years, but the only thing they don't know about Tyson is that he is a Spy.

(A/N; hey it's me again! So as you see, I'm really trying out a lot of fics based off of great movies in my time, and the others that were based off of movies were my fics; "Prom Night 1" but "Prom Night 2" goes a little to Stephen Kings books and films "Fire Starter & Carrie" and also the other two fics that had a little good attention to was "The Final Destination's 1 & 2" owned by NewLine.

So this Fic in particular is a little crazy thing I've thought of since watching a few Spy Movies, James Bond and Johnny English in particular, so this one I remember writing this as an English Project maybe two years ago, so I'm gonna try and do that now, but it needed remodeling and lots of Repairs. So Enjoy Guys!

BTW I OWN NOTHING DEPICTED IN THIS FIC! So just to be sure; Johnny English & James Bond Don't Belong To Me! JB (I know right) belongs to the writer – I Dunno if he's Deceased or not – Ian Fleming. Also JE belongs to Universal Pictures. Toodlez!)

Tyson Granger;

Golden Eye

Chapter 1 – Dam Good Jumper

It wasn't a bit easy, but it came out very well executed, and getting passed the Dam Security which on the other end if it was the Targets' base. The Dam was not no ordinary Dam that anyone can cross, no, it was just behind a road that simply said; "Restricted Zone; All Civilians shall not enter" said the sign that was on the dirt road marker.

The Dam was very well made of high security, but unfortunately thinking that the Security was very tight, He created a Diversion at the entrance while he blew up a fuel tank around that perimeter, and there were about ten Guards around who all went over to check it out. This made him scoff at how poor this Target base was, and how he knew he could pull it off since his boss told him about it from the Briefing this morning, and speaking of this morning; his "Parents" called the school and said he had the horrible case of Diarrhea and the Gastro, and had to skip today.

As he climbed over the tall fence, he looked back at the panicky personnel as they tried to extinguished the inferno as he grabbed the gate-fence and pulled to his right, which slid perfectly open, and cursing to himself; "Ahh . . . Dam it." He muttered. Walking away from the fence-gate as he broke out into a Run and peered upon the other side of the Dam and noticed a small Ventilation System at the very bottom and kept running to the position it was under, and stopped there.

Taking out a long hundred some meter rope as he clipped the one end on the side rail as he clipped the other onto his left foot and looked at the long way down as he felt sick; feeling his Eggs and Hash-Browns coming up, he lost it on the side of him as he felt much better and said to himself; "This is fucking crazy!" more like he said it a bit loud.

Peering out into the long cold windy distance, he noticed the real base as he knew there was a Runway at the very front as he could make out a thin black line as the capital 'I' on a Paper, and took in a deep breath as he spread his arms out like a bird like the idiot in the film he'd seen last night, apparently from the film "Kick-Ass" in the beginning of the film, and secretly giggled to himself, and he leaned forwards and pushed with all of his might as he jumped off from the ledge of the Dam as the wind carried him away from the wall to avoid being scrapped along the wall of the Dam, and being carried towards the small Ventilation System at the very bottom.

As it came closer to View, and much, much closer to touch-Touch!?

"Ahh!" he screamed as he nearly face planted himself on the hard cold jagged rocks as he looked at the bottom and sighed, "Shit that was close." He cussed as he unclipped himself from the rope.

Reaching into his backpack as he pulled out a Mechanical Pan – I mean – Pen, and clicked it twice as he pointed it towards the vent as he laser his way through.

Now this was way easier than getting through that Dam Security, making he laugh at the thought of the name; "Dam Security" he thought. Crawling down the vent as he kept following a very foul Oder and it reeked like . . . like . . . his parents excuse this morning. He came upon an opening as he found his way in the Bathroom vent to some Russian guy whom just finished his business or as his real mother would say "Prayers" and he left off to his work.

He pushed down on the vent as it fell, but he played smart as he gripped through the holes so it won't fall, and pulled it back up in a diverted way and climbed down on the toilet and placed the vent cover back in place, and jumped down the toilet and pulled out his silencer and started sneaking away from the Bathroom and down a few stairs and snuck into a Lab that was unattended, and stopped there for a breath of fresh air since the air he'd been in was so bad; he barfed in a glass beaker and filled it up to the 1st marker on it.

"Ah, I've got to stop drinking." He said figuratively, well of course he didn't drink, he said it just to put a little humor in this mission of his, and get his ass back to H.Q. and get his pay.

Before he could walk out of the Lab, someone was in there, and he followed the sound of footsteps as he pointed the gun into the back of the intruder's head and said; "Go ahead, make my day." He said when the Intruder's familiar voice had replied.

"Then what? Mine's already shitty." Said the voice, standing near the light switch and flipping it on and getting a little blinded, and seeing who it was.

"KAI?!" he shouted, looking at his partner in shock.

"Please man, I ask you to call me Agent Seven, or as I'd like to say, double O' Seven." Kai said, putting down his silencer.

He also put his gun down as he smiled, "Well at least I made it right?"

"Of course, Agent Nine." Said Kai as he walked passed and opened the door, "You know, there's really no one here today."

Nine looked at Kai as he frowned; "Why?"

"Because, everyone's on Holiday, and since its Christmas, I though I should be on it too. But, since I'm stuck here in Russia with you for the next two hours, I might as well treat this like a Vacation."

Nine smiled, his brown eyes glistening in the hall light as they walked down towards where the Runway was, and to be sure to blow this place up just like what their Boss said, but he stopped to think about how Kai got in. "Wait." Nine said, "How did you get in this far without going through the Ventilating System?" he asked.

Kai shrugged, "it was way easy," he said, looking at Agent Nine with a smile and laugh; "The front door."

Agent Nine looked at him as Kai continued to walk down the hall. "Well that explains why."

"Why What?" Kai asked his partner.

Nine quickened his pace to keep up with his partner as he said; "Oh, nothing but the Dam Security."

Kai looked at him, "I know right? I even had to deactivate the Damned Alarm System just to get in here, and even had to knock out a Damn Security Guard in the front who was just the only one out there."

"Really?"

"Yeah, also the Dam Company isn't doing a great job about keeping this thing in the right hands."

Nine looked back and forth at the word play as he was a little confused. "Wait, are you saying; Dam as in holding water Dam, or Damn as in God Damn it!?" he asked.

"I have no Damned clue." He said chuckling at his partner.

Finally coming to the fuel pumps, this Dam Company was going to say "Bah-Bye" to the Evil forces at work, and in this case, Dr. Zagart from using the Hydro Company from doing his Evil plot at conquering the world, and not to mention Zagart was doing a real shitty job at it, and it was something like stopping an "Evil" Villain from a children's cartoon show.

"Alright." Kai said, "Now let's strap the Level Two Plutonium Bombs to these suckers and take the Air-plain out of here and press the button, and watch this damned place go BOOM!"

"Yeah, not to mention I've got to get my Girl a Christmas Gift tomorrow."

Kai looked at Nine as he brushed his blue bangs away from his face, "Why not get her a Custom-Made necklace? Besides, me and her have the same neck, you can measure mine after."

"Nah," Nine said.

"Why not? I get my girlfriend one every year."

"Yeah, that's cause Wendy Newman likes Rich boys like you, and not to mention you've gotten her everything she's wanted, and don't you think she's using you?"

Kai scoffed, "No," he said bitterly, "I love her and she loves me, and she cares about me more than the gifts I shower her every year."

Nine was almost placing the four by four inch think bombs around the tanks, and quickly wiring them to explode on the command of his cell phone. "That's exactly what I mean. You shower her in gifts, and she says she loves you." Nine said, "Loves you as in, I love you for buying me nice things kind of deal."

"Come on, Wen's not that kind of girl." Kai said as he put up the last of the bombs, and walking out of the crowding tanks as he turned to his right.

"Oh man," Nine said as he finished his bombs, and then fumbling around in his back pack for his cellphone. "You need to let her go, dude. I've been there once before." Nine said.

Kai had his hands behind his head and was kneeling on the ground as Nine was oblivious about how many guards with Guns and rifles pointed in Kai's and Nine's direction. "Yeah. That's not even as bad as you think Nine." Kai said, hoping he'd get the signal.

"Not what you think? Come on man," Nine said, his back turned away from the scene as Kai was looking back and forth at the guards and to Nine, "a girl like Wendy is very money crazed, just like my last one I dumped, look at Sara Marshal, and she dated me just because she said I was fun in the sack. Look at what she turned out to be; a stripper."

Kai was frowning in shock and horror at how much guards there were, and finally Nine got up and swung his backpack on his back as he walked in the back of the tanks as he looked for Kai; "Yeah, Nine, we've got bigger fish to fry right now."

"Fishing? What a bad time to think about Ice-fishing when we're talking about the girl you're dating." Tyson stopped when from a slight crack he could see what was finally going on, and he continued to raise the conversation as he seen a rack of explosive tanks and had an idea.

"Frankly Nine, maybe you should come and say that to my face right now." Kai said, really hoping he heard him.

"Yeah, you know what?"

"What?"

"I'm going to move that rack to the side of the door, so that way we won't get blown up, and then we can talk about your crazy girlfriend, Ok?" Kai almost took offence when he heard Nine's tone of voice.

"Crazy?" this was it, Kai though, finally he sees it.

"Yeah," Tyson grabbed the rack and started pushing it near the door as he walked away looking at the top of the tanks as he pretended to be oblivious about the guards, "that crazy! Seriously man, try dating Christy Campbell, or as she likes to be called 'CC' by her parents."

"Maybe I might think about it, but right now, Nine," Kai barked, "I need you to turn around." Kai said syllabically.

Action was pulsing through Nine's veins as he could feel the guns being pointed at him, and said darkly; "Turn around and what? So you can all shoot me? Keep me from going home to my girlfriend, getting shitty pay, and also living a shitty life as a spy?" Nine grinned.

Kai smiled as he noticed Nine was up to something, and turned around and held up his laser pen, "DROP IT BOY!" said the guard.

Nine looked at them, "Drop your weapons or we all go Boom."

About all of the three guards had fear running through their faces as they dropped them. Nine was surprised at the number of guards, and though he thought he was feeling about twenty guns being pointed at him. "I know right? I thought there would be more of them."

"What shitty line of Security Zagart has got." Nine snickered, "Alright you guys, go over to that corner over there and stay until you hear a plane take off." The guards nodded.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Agents Nine and Seven." Said the very familiar voice of Dr. Zagart, but he wasn't Zagart, he pulled off his face mask and it revealed.

"Dr. Evil!" Nine shouted in excitement as he knew how harmless this guy was, well, considering he was as evil as Dr. Egg man from the Sonic The Hedgehog Series, he was as hard as a Villain, but the stupid kind.

"No you idiot, it's Santa Clause," Said Santa, "Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Mr. Vole-de-Mont!" said the Evil Dr.

Kai and Agent Nine had both of eyes raised as they both said in disbelief; "Vole-de-Mont?"

Nine looked and Vole-de with a frown as he chuckled; "Dude, you might as well call yourself Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter books!"

"Yeah," Kai said, "I agree. You need a new name Vol-de."

"SHUT UP!" Vole-de shouted, holding a woman with beautiful blond hair draping down her shoulders as Vole-de held the gun to her ribs.

Nine looked at Kai as they both sighed in complete stress, "I've had enough of these guys, don't you think?"

Kai nodded as he pulled out his silencer and shot Vole-de in the head as the woman flinched as she ran to Kai and hugged them both.

"Thank you!" she cried.

After walking out of the building, the girl was talking to Agent Nine, and Kai was busy getting the plane ready to go since this was their last mission for the holidays. Since Christmas was in two days, he'd have enough time to find Wendy a gift since she like gold things, and thought about what to get.

"Will I ever see you again?" said the girl, she was about a year younger than Nine, and she seemed like a perfect match for Kai, but the problem is that he turned her down, but she still had a chance as she gave Nine her Number.

"Maybe, but I have a girlfriend." Nine said.

The girl shook her head. "This is for him." She said pointing to Kai.

Nine took it as he looked at the little paper as it said; call me maybe, Ally. Nine walked towards the air plane as Kai managed to get the engine revving as snow was beginning to fall. Nine took off his black jacket as he put it over Ally's shoulders as she smiled; "Here," Nine said, "You'll catch a cold out here."

"Thanks." She said.

"Now you will be riding with us back to home, and you can show me where you live." Nine said as Ally nodded. "What's your last name, Ally?"

"Ally Miller."

"Nice to meet you miss Miller." Nine said.

"Nice to meet you Mister . . ."

"Granger," Nine said, "Tyson Granger."

(A/N; the names Bond, James Bond. XD How was that? Good? Well I decided to do a comedy version to my spy story I had to write for school, so I remodeled this and made it into a bit of the plot of Golden Eye, and other stuff. So the comedy bit was inspired by my other favorite author, and yet he does make me laugh and you can check his work too, also dedicated to the comedy wizard himself, Gigglesworth! And if you're reading this, "Random Beyblade Drabbles" was also the small inspiration, but I decided to keep this a surprise for now, but here it is.

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