Disclaimer: Nope. J. K. Rowling.

A/N: I am ashamed I even posted "The King of Distractions" people said minor mistakes and I thought alright. But no. It's terrible and I'm deeply sorry it was even up. I deleted it and this is a repost. Please enjoy this new and improved version.

Distractions:

They all were in Potions when it happened. Draco Malfoy was just minding his own business when Hermione Granger ran in late. Her robes were singed up to mid thigh and her hair had streaks of black along with her usually light brown.

"Professor! A fire! There is a cursed fire! The Fiendfyre I think! In the hall! Oh Merlin, I couldn't- I couldn't put it out! It's near the kitchens! Oh the poor house elves!"

Most the class looked worried. What was happening? Professor Snape rolled his eyes at Hermione's outburst and said,

"Very well Miss Granger, I will be back momentarily. Sit quietly class!"

Snape rushed out of the room. Hermione smiled and sat between Ron and Harry. They looked at her and 'knuckle touched' Draco looked confused and said,

"What's so great, mudblood? Get another O?"

Him and his cronies sneered. Hermione simply laughed.

"Hey, have that twenty inch essay assigned last week that happens to be due today? Hum...?"

Draco's face lost all color and so did a lot of the classes' faces too. Lavender Brown took her's out and attempted to finish it.

"No? Well... neither do I. Why do you think I cursed that fire? To distract Snape for the half an hour and get another two days to finish it. I think it is actually the king of all distractions... don't you?"

Malfoy smirked.

"Wow, never thought I'd see the day... Hermione Granger breaking rules, lying to a teacher and not having her homework! Wow it's really kinda turning me on..."

Hermione smiled and said,

"Okay, let's get outta here. Find a nice comfy broom closet."

Everyone, including Hermione knew it was

a joke. After the war and Draco switched sides, everyone became friends. Everyone started laughing except... Ron.

"Ha. Yeah... WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!"

He took out his wand but before he could say anything, Harry stupefied him. Everyone looked at Harry with pure shock. Did he just stupefy his best friend? For Draco? Draco smirked and Harry looked around. He started laughing a little,

"Hey, I thought we are all friends? And they were joking! Ron just needs to cool the down."

Then Harry started smirking like Malfoy. Everyone giggled and laughed lightly then went about their own business. Harry moved to Neville to talk about their next Quidditch match. Draco moved toward Hermione and opened his mouth to say something but just then Snape burst through the door. He looked similar to what Hermione looked but A LOT less sexy. His greasy black hair couldn't have gotten any blacker and his legs weren't long and smooth... at all.

"Class dismissed! I expect a twenty-five inch essay on Monday! Now Get out!"

Everyone smiled and looked at Hermione happily. Snape rushed out of the classroom again. Neville and Harry levitated Ron out of the classroom toward the Gryyfindor Common Room. Draco smirked again and moved to Hermione. She looked up and smiled. Hermione looked down again to finish packing. Draco took this opportunity to bend down to her level. He then turned and whispered with his lips pressed to her ear,

"Well... I wasn't joking."

Hermione froze but before she could register what Draco meant he was gone and she was confused and alone in Snape's classroom.