Oh, Mikey
Summary: A drunken Raph sings a song to Mikey. Craziness inside.
Author's note: Remember in the story "Target A", I said I got distracted by watching Adventure Time? I said the episode was Fionna and Cake and I came across Prince Gumball's song to Fionna (even though the PG who sang it to Fifi was actually Ice Queen...). This got me an idea...
"Are you sure you want to watch that?"Mikey asked, putting the channel on Cartoon Network. Raph secretly hid his beer bottles behind his back.
"Yeah, yeah, I just want to watch this. Now get outta here!"Raph exclaimed.
Mikey grunted, leaving Raph to watch his show.
After Bad Little Boy, the next was Fionna and Cake. No one ever realized that Raph was drinking by the time Prince Gumball started singing to Fionna.
An hour later...
After Shh, the credits rolled on.
Raph on the other hand, was drunk when he found Mikey, reading his comics.
Raph slowly got closer to him.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy, Mikey...!"Raph exclaimed, drunk.
Mikey's jaw dropped.
Then, Raph pinned him to the wall. "Hey Mikey, I got a soooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg for yooooooooooooouuuuuu..."Raph said, sniffing his neck.
"R-Raph, please stop!"Mikey exclaimed. Then, he remembered when he flicked the channel to Cartoon Network, he noticed a bag behind Raph's back. Now, everything made sense.
"Oh c***..."he mumbled.
I feel like nothing was real until I met you.
I feel like we connect, and I really get you.
If I said, "You're a beautiful boy," would it upset you?
Because the way you look tonight, silhouetted, I'll never forget it
"It would upset me, Raph! Now get out of me!"Mikey pleaded. But Raph loved the sight of Mikey. Mikey blushed.
Oh, Oh, Mikey.
Your fist has touched my heart.
Oh, Oh, Mikey.
I won't let anything in this world keep us apart.
Raph moved to Mikey for a few more inches. Raph looked at Mikey in the eye, lips almost touching. "Raph, stop!"Mikey begged. "Oh no, you ain't."Raph mumbled. Mikey gulped.
I won't let anything in this world keep us apart.
Then, Raph kissed him, tongues fighting. Mikey moaned.
Soon, they fell on the floor and made love. Mikey tried to tell Raph to stop, but Raph didn't give up.
When Raph woke up, he saw Mikey, terrified of him.
"What the hell just happened...?"he groaned.
"You made love with me!"Mikey said in a fearful tone.
Raph's eyes widened.
"Oh s***! Someone, give me an aspirin!"
Very random, I know.
Raph: Why'd you do that?!
Because today, a magical life came to you.
Raph: Stop acting like Magic Man!
Just, review. :)