*Once again we join our--*
"I thought I told you to shut up!" yelled Dave whipping a pistol out of nowhere. He fired a few shots into the air and a few seconds later a body slammed into the ground.
"So that's where the announcer is..." said Brock looking at the sky. He had learned to open his eyes and was now perfecting the skill. Dave was busy kicking the limp body on the ground.
"Hey, don't copy my whole "Weapon out of nowhere" bit!" said Misty readying her mallet. Dave aimed the gun at her.
"Don't try anything funny." he said. Misty backed away. Dave looked over at Ash who was using his pokedex to gain access to porno. Dave glanced over his shoulder trying to get a glance. "So Ash ol' bud-- oh dear god!" he yelled. "You Hentai Pervert!" Ash had been looking at hentai pics of Misty. He quickly slipped it back into his jacket. Dave was too busy puking to notice.
"What's wrong? Was Ash looking at nasty bug pokemon on Dexster?" asked Misty.
"No, but he was looking at something nasty alright." Brock went over to Ash.
"Hey, loan me your pokedex, I'm looking for some hot Nurse Joy pics." whispered Brock. Dave puked again. He looked over at Ash who had a little tent jutting out from his pants.
"Um Ash, where's Pikachu?" asked Dave.
"Uh oh, Team Rocket must've grabbed him!" said Ash. All of a sudden they fell into a hole. "Oh great, who dug this hole here."
"Gee, I wonder you ****ing rocket scientist." said Dave. Just then, a figure clad in a frilly pink dress and another person in a sea captain's uniform poked over the edge. Ash, Misty, and Brock gasped.
"Team Rocket!" they all said in unison.
"Duh!" said Dave, "they do it every friggin' episode you retards, get a clue!"
"Ha, we have Pikachu!" said James. And no, he was not the one in the Sea Captain uniform.
"Why if it isn't Team Crossdressing! What's with the dress James?" asked Dave.
"Huh?" said James.
"Jeez, why do you wear woman's clothing, what the hell is wrong with you?"
"Well..." said James looking at the ground, "I like the feel of lace against my skin..." Dave hurled.
"Oh dear god, I did not need to hear that, and what about you Jessie?"
"Well... I like to feel like a big strong man, I've considered a sex-change operation..." said Jessie. Dave puked again.
"Dear god do you guys have problems, look, I think you guys need to take a little break and see a psychiatrist." Both of them nodded. "And why don't you give back Pikachu?"
"You're right, we need to change our lives, here ya go." said James handing them Pikachu.
Dave heard Jessie muttering, "I think I hate my father..." as they walked away. The group stared at Dave.
"Wow." said Ash. Dave smiled. Just then the craft flew overhead.
"No way, you aint getting away this time!" yelled Ash pulling out a rocket launcher.
"Does everyone have to copy me?" asked Misty. Ash fired and sure enough the craft exploded into flames. Ash smiled and turned to Dave who smacked him around a bit.
"Gee Ash, thanks for stopping the craft but now how do I get home!?" yelled Dave.
"Oops, sorry." said Ash blushing.
"Oh well, let's check out the remains." said Dave sighing. they made their way to where the craft had landed.
"Hey look, the hatch is opening!" said Brock. Sure enough, the hatch opened and out ran a bunch of flaming Clefairies. The ran around a bit before they fell to the ground dead. They all stared at the sight. Dave picked up one of the crispy little buggers.
"Dinner anyone?"
"I thought I told you to shut up!" yelled Dave whipping a pistol out of nowhere. He fired a few shots into the air and a few seconds later a body slammed into the ground.
"So that's where the announcer is..." said Brock looking at the sky. He had learned to open his eyes and was now perfecting the skill. Dave was busy kicking the limp body on the ground.
"Hey, don't copy my whole "Weapon out of nowhere" bit!" said Misty readying her mallet. Dave aimed the gun at her.
"Don't try anything funny." he said. Misty backed away. Dave looked over at Ash who was using his pokedex to gain access to porno. Dave glanced over his shoulder trying to get a glance. "So Ash ol' bud-- oh dear god!" he yelled. "You Hentai Pervert!" Ash had been looking at hentai pics of Misty. He quickly slipped it back into his jacket. Dave was too busy puking to notice.
"What's wrong? Was Ash looking at nasty bug pokemon on Dexster?" asked Misty.
"No, but he was looking at something nasty alright." Brock went over to Ash.
"Hey, loan me your pokedex, I'm looking for some hot Nurse Joy pics." whispered Brock. Dave puked again. He looked over at Ash who had a little tent jutting out from his pants.
"Um Ash, where's Pikachu?" asked Dave.
"Uh oh, Team Rocket must've grabbed him!" said Ash. All of a sudden they fell into a hole. "Oh great, who dug this hole here."
"Gee, I wonder you ****ing rocket scientist." said Dave. Just then, a figure clad in a frilly pink dress and another person in a sea captain's uniform poked over the edge. Ash, Misty, and Brock gasped.
"Team Rocket!" they all said in unison.
"Duh!" said Dave, "they do it every friggin' episode you retards, get a clue!"
"Ha, we have Pikachu!" said James. And no, he was not the one in the Sea Captain uniform.
"Why if it isn't Team Crossdressing! What's with the dress James?" asked Dave.
"Huh?" said James.
"Jeez, why do you wear woman's clothing, what the hell is wrong with you?"
"Well..." said James looking at the ground, "I like the feel of lace against my skin..." Dave hurled.
"Oh dear god, I did not need to hear that, and what about you Jessie?"
"Well... I like to feel like a big strong man, I've considered a sex-change operation..." said Jessie. Dave puked again.
"Dear god do you guys have problems, look, I think you guys need to take a little break and see a psychiatrist." Both of them nodded. "And why don't you give back Pikachu?"
"You're right, we need to change our lives, here ya go." said James handing them Pikachu.
Dave heard Jessie muttering, "I think I hate my father..." as they walked away. The group stared at Dave.
"Wow." said Ash. Dave smiled. Just then the craft flew overhead.
"No way, you aint getting away this time!" yelled Ash pulling out a rocket launcher.
"Does everyone have to copy me?" asked Misty. Ash fired and sure enough the craft exploded into flames. Ash smiled and turned to Dave who smacked him around a bit.
"Gee Ash, thanks for stopping the craft but now how do I get home!?" yelled Dave.
"Oops, sorry." said Ash blushing.
"Oh well, let's check out the remains." said Dave sighing. they made their way to where the craft had landed.
"Hey look, the hatch is opening!" said Brock. Sure enough, the hatch opened and out ran a bunch of flaming Clefairies. The ran around a bit before they fell to the ground dead. They all stared at the sight. Dave picked up one of the crispy little buggers.
"Dinner anyone?"