Authors ugly note: Well, hopefully this gets at least one review.
Ehhh, well I'll give it a try. Still thinking about the character pairings so give me some suggestions. Ahaha.
RATING: T for terribly sushysmushycutestuff.
Language: whore?
Italics in thought..uhmm duh.
:o
WARNING: some of the characters might be a little OC. But not to the extent of being ridiculous.
Disclaimer: I ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTELY DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING RELATED TO THAT. I ONLY OWN MY COMPUTER AND A PAIR OF NYLON SOCKS. :p
"Man Eater"
"It all started with the springs…." A boy whispered to his colleagues around him. In fact these boys, pre-teens, were all huddled together in a forest on the outskirts of konohagukure.
"So…what happened" a boy asked, his voice dripped with sarcasm and he seemed utterly bored with the whole situation. Secretly wishing he was like the clouds in the sky, carelessly floating a long with no care in the world.
The story teller of the group gave him a look of shock.
"Quiet down Shikamaru!" the blonde scolded and so did the rest of the group. Shikamaru responded by letting out a groan.
"Well, I saw her by the springs last night.." Naruto spoke slowly and carefully so no one could over hear their secret conversation. Well of course no one would hear because they were in the middle of a forrest for goodness sake.
"She was soooooo….." Naruto formed a curvaceous figure with his hands without saying a word. The boys let out a series of howls and chants totally forgetting they were supposed to be quiet the whole time.
"OMGOMGOMG did you do her after that!?"
Everyone sweatdropped at the moment that Kiba asked that uhmmm…..ridiculous question.
" Of course he did Kiba, right behind a random bush out in broad daylight." Shikamaru answered sarcastically.
"Heh. Heh." Kiba rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly his face red from embarrassment.
"Man to tell you the truth guys, I couldn't look at her the same after that day.." Naruto shook his head while everyone else was contemplating, well except for chouji. He was contemplating quite loudly, him and his chips chomping in that mouth of his.
"Dude you cannot tell anyone else about this secret meeting of ours!" Naruto whispered to the group. The group nodded in agreement.
" But, that's kind of pervy of us don'tcha think?" Shikamaru asked unsure if he should tell anyone about this.
"Of course not!!" Naruto laughed.
Kiba gave Shikamaru a suspicious look.
"Are you sure your not…"
"Not what?" Shikamaru asked his faced twisted in confusion. Chouji stayed quiet just not contributing to anything except to himself. (ahem. Chips please?)
Kiba's lips curved into a sly, little smile.
"Gay."
Naruto bursted out laughing, falling onto the floor.
"OHHELLLLNOOOOO!!" Shikamaru screamed at the top of his lungs for all the rest of the world could hear.
Kiba also fell to the floor laughing, beside him was Naruto rolling around like an idiot.
Shikamaru's right eye twitched in irritation, his fists clenched, and it seems smoke were coming out of his ears.
"But seriously guys, we cannot tell anyone about her!" Shikamaru stated in a more serious, calm tone of voice.
"About who?" a voice from behind the group of idiots chimed in unexpectedly.
Authors Note: Ohnoh. AHAHAH. Tell me watcha think fo sheeezy. That would be great. :o