A/N: This idea came up to me like a looong time ago….I want to see if this gets more reviews than the other crack one (which didn't get so much). If this gets more than the other one, I'll throw the other one away. Well anyways, I don't own House OR any of these songs that will come up…

It's a cold winter day at PPTH. The snow glistened under the bright sun in the sky. Beautiful and cute couples snuggle under their thick and furry jackets on the cold hard bench, who doesn't seem to care if people stare at them in amazement.

Like a pessimistic, sarcastic and hateful doctor like House. He continued to stare at a nearby couple, which their sweet make out is getting more and more hotter by the second. House taps his signature cane on the icy asphalt, getting into it. It's not until his boss Lisa Cuddy walks up to the man, looking at the couple's direction, and called out to them.

"Oh come on!" House yelled out as they blush in deep shades of red, walking away. He looks up to his boss, whose face also flushed in red. "First, I can't get free internet access at work, and now you're controlling what I watch?! Now that's cruel."
Cuddy rolled her eyes, sitting her big behind down the bench. "I don't want patients to know that I have a doctor that's a huge pervert. Not good for the parents." She sighed, wrapping her red scarf on her neck tighter.

"Like I'm the parents' favorite in the first place," he scoffed, sitting a bit closer to her. Her heavenly perfume surrounded the cold air, wanting him to sniff her even more. "You smell nice today."

She looked at him in annoyance, then standing up. "I'm dating Lucas, House…don't do this."

"What am I doing? I'm just saying you smell nice today."

She said nothing, walking towards the hospital entrance. He then stood up, walking after her. The cane clinked and clinked against the ice, and soon there were quarter-sized holes in the visible ice. House saw this and smiled, then walking around in a humorous fashion. Cuddy stopped in the middle of the walkway and looked back, curious into what the hell was the man doing.

"Ta da!" There was a visible snowman in the ice, with him tipping his hat to the people on top of him. A huge smile was greeting the happy and sickly patients at the hospital, with a scarf to match the harsh weather. House grinned in triumph, doing jazz hands. Cuddy giggled softly, seeing a big and awed crowd come closer to the art. Kids start to point at the snowman, giggling and telling their amused parents to take a picture.

He continued to walk, looking back at his piece of art.

Cuddy walked with him, bringing up an important event.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. We're having that annual talent show thing again. I thought maybe it'll be fun if we change it to a competition type of thing. Whichever department wins gets to do less clinic hours."

House stopped, looking at Cuddy. "Did you say 'less clinic hours'?"

She nodded. "But everyone has to compete for that to happen…also, the Department Head that's department that won will get to prank the one that's in second place."

House's mischievous grin even grew wider. Wilson.

"All right…I'll do it…as long as Wilson does."

"NO."

"But it'll be fun!! And besides, you get to show off that fabulous singing voice—"

"So that House can make fun of me??? And beat the crap out of me when he wins?!" Wilson did his infamous 'Wilson shield', walking away from his crazed boss. "No way in HELL!"

"If you win, I'll help you prank House."

Wilson turned around, laughing so hard that tears came out of his eyes. "Y-yeah right!" But Cuddy's face said otherwise.

He continued to laugh, clutching his sides because of the pain. But Cuddy's unflinching and serious stare didn't crack, meaning that she's serious. Wilson looked up after his obnoxious laughter died down.

"Oh my God, you're serious."

"Yes I am."

He continued to look at her, with a little person on his shoulder that will say that she's bluffing. But she didn't. He sighed, putting his hands on his hips, couldn't believe what's he going to say.

"Okay, I will."

Cuddy grinned, then continued walking to her big and lavish office. "Okay, I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow."

And so…the battle begins.

A/N: Please review!! I want to see what y'all think of this...and also some suggestions to what the characters MIGHT be singing...Taub and possibly Cuddy are taken....and NO, this isn't a Huddy fic!! Just this chapter it sounds like it...don't worry peoples.