Imagine, Yami is killed by a psycho shooter - I said imagine- .
If that would really happpen, how would Bakura react? 60sentences
that you really shouldn't use on a funeral.
Yami: So this time you'r killing me? -_-
F: Don't worry Yami, like I said above, imagine, besides, in the story you are allready dead, it's supposed to be funny, so,...
Yami: So what?
F: So stop crying you loser!
Bakura: What am I supposed to do?
F: Make fun of yami's death.
Bakura:Cool, how much fun.
Yami: -_-
F: Bakura; will you do the disclaimer?
Bakura: Sure, Murai-Sakura doesn't own any yu-gi-oh-characters. It's a darn shame, I really like my part in her stories.
F: ^_^ Thanks. ^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^--^-^--^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- ^-^-^
Dead and Burried
1.Bakura: It's not fair Ryou, I wanted to kill him "sob".
Ryou: -_-
2.Bakura: He looks kind of pale, is that healthy?
3.Bakura: Cool, he's totally stiff, now I can use him as my new surfing-board.
4. Bakura: Hahaha, how's that pharaoh? Instead of being burried in a piramid, you'r being burried in the ground, you loser.
5. Where's the shooter? I wanna kiss him.
6. I had to wake up early and that stupid pharaoh can stay asleep.
7.Where's his millenium-puzzle?
8. I'm surprised his hair fits in the coffin.
9. Why the sad faces? Who died?
10. When can we eat?
11. Priest: Dearly beloved, we've gathered here to,...
Bakura: Boring!!!
12. I've never been so happy in my entire life. "snif".
13. Can I have his puzzle, his car, his house, his money and his private slave?
14. I think he's just faking
15. "pokes yami with a stick" Ryou, why isn't he moving?
16. There, there Yugi, there are lots of other yami's in the world.
17. Does this mean I can take over the world?
18. When is the party?
19. Can't we just burn him?
20. Now there's no one who can stand in my way, except for that evil furball.
21. Let's all point at yami and laugh.
22. Man, he really should take a bath.
23. I wana eat, can I have his leg?
24. "pulls yami's hair". Unbelievable, it's not a wig.
25. I wonder,... "pulls yami's pants down" Damn, he's larger then me.
26. Great job on the make-up, they even hid his uglyness.
27. Can I burrie him?
28. Come on, where's the music, I feel like dancing.
29. He will be in our hearts forever,... NOT!!!
30. I wanted to go to an amusement park but this is even more fun.
31. Why does he have all the attention?
32. It took 5 millenia but now he's finally dead.
33. That's one more piece of turkey I can get with thanksgiving.
34. His new color looks good on him.
35. Can we go home now? It's not like he appreciate's this.
36. Hey, hey, save the tears for me.
37. Ryou,... Can I kick him?
38. So far the heart of the cards.
39. After the funeral, I will send the ones who cried to the shadow realm.
40. Can't we just throw him away, after all; he's broken.
41. Is there any coffie?
42.Oh Yugi, maybe it's a bad time to tell you but,... HE HATED YOU!!!
43. He's just showing off.
44. Ryou, you are sure he's dead right?
45. Why did I have to come here, it's not like he'll come to my funeral.
46. I wish it was raining, then the pharaoh would be all alone here.
47. Why all the flowers? It's not even his birthday.
48. He looks better then ever.
49. Ryou, stop crying! You'r waisting water.
50. BURN IN HELL, SUCKER!!!
51.Where's your Dark Magician now huh?
52. Poor worms, they'll get sick.
53. Can I have his christmas present?
54. When will he finally learn, you have to avoid bullets, not just stand there an trust in the heart of the,... Whatever.
55. I really hope it isn't a dream this time.
56. To bad his mother doesn't live to see this day.
57. Og Ryou, before I forget, I want his puzzle for my birthday.
58. I really, really want his boots.
59. I want his skeleton as a souvenir.
60. Good thing I hired a professional, he did a fine job, 19 bullets...
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Yami: That was insulting...
F: I liked it!
Bakura: Me too!!!
Yami: -_-
F: Hey, you shouldn't complain, finally you are in a story of me!
Yami: -_-
Bakura: Please revieuw
Yami: So this time you'r killing me? -_-
F: Don't worry Yami, like I said above, imagine, besides, in the story you are allready dead, it's supposed to be funny, so,...
Yami: So what?
F: So stop crying you loser!
Bakura: What am I supposed to do?
F: Make fun of yami's death.
Bakura:Cool, how much fun.
Yami: -_-
F: Bakura; will you do the disclaimer?
Bakura: Sure, Murai-Sakura doesn't own any yu-gi-oh-characters. It's a darn shame, I really like my part in her stories.
F: ^_^ Thanks. ^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^--^-^--^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- ^-^-^
Dead and Burried
1.Bakura: It's not fair Ryou, I wanted to kill him "sob".
Ryou: -_-
2.Bakura: He looks kind of pale, is that healthy?
3.Bakura: Cool, he's totally stiff, now I can use him as my new surfing-board.
4. Bakura: Hahaha, how's that pharaoh? Instead of being burried in a piramid, you'r being burried in the ground, you loser.
5. Where's the shooter? I wanna kiss him.
6. I had to wake up early and that stupid pharaoh can stay asleep.
7.Where's his millenium-puzzle?
8. I'm surprised his hair fits in the coffin.
9. Why the sad faces? Who died?
10. When can we eat?
11. Priest: Dearly beloved, we've gathered here to,...
Bakura: Boring!!!
12. I've never been so happy in my entire life. "snif".
13. Can I have his puzzle, his car, his house, his money and his private slave?
14. I think he's just faking
15. "pokes yami with a stick" Ryou, why isn't he moving?
16. There, there Yugi, there are lots of other yami's in the world.
17. Does this mean I can take over the world?
18. When is the party?
19. Can't we just burn him?
20. Now there's no one who can stand in my way, except for that evil furball.
21. Let's all point at yami and laugh.
22. Man, he really should take a bath.
23. I wana eat, can I have his leg?
24. "pulls yami's hair". Unbelievable, it's not a wig.
25. I wonder,... "pulls yami's pants down" Damn, he's larger then me.
26. Great job on the make-up, they even hid his uglyness.
27. Can I burrie him?
28. Come on, where's the music, I feel like dancing.
29. He will be in our hearts forever,... NOT!!!
30. I wanted to go to an amusement park but this is even more fun.
31. Why does he have all the attention?
32. It took 5 millenia but now he's finally dead.
33. That's one more piece of turkey I can get with thanksgiving.
34. His new color looks good on him.
35. Can we go home now? It's not like he appreciate's this.
36. Hey, hey, save the tears for me.
37. Ryou,... Can I kick him?
38. So far the heart of the cards.
39. After the funeral, I will send the ones who cried to the shadow realm.
40. Can't we just throw him away, after all; he's broken.
41. Is there any coffie?
42.Oh Yugi, maybe it's a bad time to tell you but,... HE HATED YOU!!!
43. He's just showing off.
44. Ryou, you are sure he's dead right?
45. Why did I have to come here, it's not like he'll come to my funeral.
46. I wish it was raining, then the pharaoh would be all alone here.
47. Why all the flowers? It's not even his birthday.
48. He looks better then ever.
49. Ryou, stop crying! You'r waisting water.
50. BURN IN HELL, SUCKER!!!
51.Where's your Dark Magician now huh?
52. Poor worms, they'll get sick.
53. Can I have his christmas present?
54. When will he finally learn, you have to avoid bullets, not just stand there an trust in the heart of the,... Whatever.
55. I really hope it isn't a dream this time.
56. To bad his mother doesn't live to see this day.
57. Og Ryou, before I forget, I want his puzzle for my birthday.
58. I really, really want his boots.
59. I want his skeleton as a souvenir.
60. Good thing I hired a professional, he did a fine job, 19 bullets...
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Yami: That was insulting...
F: I liked it!
Bakura: Me too!!!
Yami: -_-
F: Hey, you shouldn't complain, finally you are in a story of me!
Yami: -_-
Bakura: Please revieuw