7/19/00
Title: Oh, Scully
Author:Rainey
E-mail:crazylikecat@aol.com
Cat: X-file Humor/Song Filk
Summary: Song Filk of "Oh, Sandy" from Grease.
Author's Note: This was written well over a year ago and stuffed into a folder, along with four others. Someone was seriously pissed over the first two I submitted and practically put a voodoo curse on my head, calling me a plagiarist, and a few other things that I won't repeat. I know there is another author on this archive who does a wonderful job on song filks, and I have left my compliments to her, but I never read any of her work before I wrote these, and every word of what I write is from my own imagination. Besides, they aren't even worth arguing over!
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Oh, Scully!
by Rainey
Oh, Scully, baby, someday
When the X-files are through
We can get married
I'll give your ova back to you
Free of aliens and UFO's
Forever we will be
Please share my seeds
Oh, Scully
Oh, Scully, baby, someday
Your memory will come back, too
It was a gang of Hells Angels
Who really abducted you
Skinner is a transvestite
He stole your underwear, it's true
Oh, hell, let's just
Tell 'em all to go screw
Scully, darling, I know I was wrong
for ditchin' you all those times, and
makin' you stay in those crummy motels,
but, baby, I just can't make it
without you...
Free of aliens and UFO's
forever we will be
Please, marry me
Oh, Scully
Scully...
Scuh-huh-lee-eeh!
Day-ay-ay-na!
Oh, Scully...
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What can I say, I had some time to kill one day.
Title: Oh, Scully
Author:Rainey
E-mail:crazylikecat@aol.com
Cat: X-file Humor/Song Filk
Summary: Song Filk of "Oh, Sandy" from Grease.
Author's Note: This was written well over a year ago and stuffed into a folder, along with four others. Someone was seriously pissed over the first two I submitted and practically put a voodoo curse on my head, calling me a plagiarist, and a few other things that I won't repeat. I know there is another author on this archive who does a wonderful job on song filks, and I have left my compliments to her, but I never read any of her work before I wrote these, and every word of what I write is from my own imagination. Besides, they aren't even worth arguing over!
********************************************
Oh, Scully!
by Rainey
Oh, Scully, baby, someday
When the X-files are through
We can get married
I'll give your ova back to you
Free of aliens and UFO's
Forever we will be
Please share my seeds
Oh, Scully
Oh, Scully, baby, someday
Your memory will come back, too
It was a gang of Hells Angels
Who really abducted you
Skinner is a transvestite
He stole your underwear, it's true
Oh, hell, let's just
Tell 'em all to go screw
Scully, darling, I know I was wrong
for ditchin' you all those times, and
makin' you stay in those crummy motels,
but, baby, I just can't make it
without you...
Free of aliens and UFO's
forever we will be
Please, marry me
Oh, Scully
Scully...
Scuh-huh-lee-eeh!
Day-ay-ay-na!
Oh, Scully...
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What can I say, I had some time to kill one day.