This piece of fanfiction has come to be because of a dare I received from Atreiyu.

Disclaimer: I do not own the X-Men. But I do own my world domination scheme! *laughs maniacally*

*blah*= Telepathic Communication "blah"= Normal Communication

On with the show.

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*X-Men, report to the strategy room immediately!* (A/N: I don't know if they have a strategy room, but for the sake of fun lets say they do.)

Proffessor Xavier had a solemn look on his face as his prized students entered the room. He was seated at the head of a long table. The students quickly took their seats, waiting for their teacher to speak.

"Students," he began, "The world is in grave danger, we do not have much time, so I will make this briefing brief."

He pushed a button under the table, and a holographic image appeared on the screen. It showed images of towns that had been turned to rubble.

"This is what is left of north-western Canada," spoke the professor, "As you can see, we are dealing with a powerful force."

"Professor," asked Jean, "What caused all this?"

"We don't know who is behind this plot. The mission is to discover the perpetrator and keep him from carrying out his diabolical plans."

"But professor," Scott started, "Whoever this is destroyed all of these towns, how are we supposed to stop him?"

"I don't know Scott," the professor ominously stated, "I don't know."

Soon the X-Men were in the X-Jet, and on their way to north-western Canada.

"Keep your eyes open," stated Logan, "Be on your guard."

"Ummm. Mr. Logan?"

"What is it, Half-pint?"

"I think I found what we're looking for."

They all looked out the window, staring in awe of the awesome sight before them.

It was a hundred feet tall, forty feet wide. Icing dripped from it as it cut a path across the Canadian wilderness. It was, a giant Toaster Strudel.

"It's huge!" yelled Kurt.

"It's amazing!" stated Evan.

"It's coming our way!" shrieked Kitty.

Logan immediately flew the X-Jet away, landing it in a clearing about one hundred yards from the monster.

"X-Men," yelled Logan, "We have to stop it!"

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Will the X-Men be able to stop the Toaster Strudel? Will the Toaster Strudel destroy the world? Tune in next time to find out the answer to these questions and more.

How was it? Was it bad? Was it good? Please let me know.

Until next time, this is Radical Seto signing off. *bows dramatically*