Ah... Just a GW take on Ranma. If you want a list of the parts, see the bottom...
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DUO 2/1 : PART ONE...
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by Mini,
In dedication to Sharyna for her birthday. ^_^!!
Happy B-day!! ^_^!! *Megahuggie-doos!!*
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"Aw, come on, Wu! ^_-! Ya gotta let us come!" Duo insisted, bouncing over and slapping Wufei on the back.
"Absolutely not, Maxwell! It is a sacred training grounds, and you cannot come! *Wufei Glare of Mutual Stupidity*"
"But Wuuuuuuu-chan!!" Duo pouted, big violet eyes quadrupling in size.
Quatre walked over and smiled. His eyes also quadrupled in size and he batted his lashes, "Pweeease?"
After getting no response, both boys' eyes continued growing in size until Wufei could stand it no longer.
"FINE!!! Just stop that thing with the eyes!!! It's just not *right*!!"
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"*What*?" Heero looked up from his computer.
"Wu said he'd let us come to that legendary training are thingy. ^_-! Cool, huh?" Duo gave the stoic pilot a cheesy grin and a slap on the ass.
"*Death Glare* Omae o kor--mmphmph..."
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"Friend Trowa...! We're going!!" Quatre jumped into his friend's arms.
Or at least he was supposed to.
*Thud!*
"Ow..." Trowa looked stoically down at the fallen Quatre. Quatre frowned. "Trowa! You were supposed to catch me!!"
"..."
"I think I twisted my ankle... Carry me? *eyes quadruple in size* Pweeeease?"
"..."
*click*
"TROWA!!! Don't LEAVE!!" Quatre wailed and pushed himself up. Trowa would be his. He just needed to remind him. He sighed, "But the eyes *always* work... U U;;..."
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After many hours packing and many attempts of bitch-slapping each other into submission on the plane, the G-Boys finally arrive at the legendary...
"Shit, Wufei! This is just a bunch of sticks and ponds!! Aw, this is sooo *not* cool..."
"You may think that, Maxwell, but this place is..." Wufei took a good look around. He nodded, "Sticks and ponds. Hey... _;;!! This is no--NANI?!?" he exclaimed as he felt someone tapping him. Wufei whirled around to see a short man.
Duo smiled gleefully and said, "Dude!! 'S a midget!! Bad ass, man!!"
*crickets*
"Er... ^^;;;" Duo put his one arm behind his head and sweatdropped.
Quatre in the meantime, was chibified and hugging Trowa's legs, which kept trying to kick him off. Heero watched the whole scene and reloaded a rocket launcher he pulled from his pants, chanting 'ninmu' and swatting the occasional fly.
"Ninmu... *smack!!* Ninmu... *smack!!* ...Ninmuuu...!!"
**MEGASMACK!!!!**
"*snort* Ninmu... Ninmu... Ninmu..."
Duo sweatdropped again and walked over to a pond, looking down at his reflection.
The midget looked up at Wufei. After about two minutes of only hearing Heero's droning, Wufei snorted and jumped onto a stick above a pond.
"Nin... Hn," Heero snorted, and did likewise. Suddenly, the world was filled with evil and a shout rang out through the land.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ro!"
"No **shit**!" Duo blinked. It could only be one thing. It was...
Many voices...
More Specifically, the voices or Dorothy, Sally Po and Zechs. And of course, Relena.
IT WAS BACK.
Heero jumped to the far end of the many ponds' poles and glared down at the four.
Relena was dragging her poor brother behind her while Sally and Dorothy sweatdropped.
BACK FOR BLOOD.
Relena smiled and jumped right up onto a pole, hopping and hoping to get to Heero. Duo suddenly started twitching and jumped up after her. Soon, the entire party was on the poles.
Just as Relena was about to close in on Heero, Duo used his braid to catch her leg and make her fall. Of course, Duo hadn't thought that he might fall.
"AAAAAAAAH!!!!" came the cry as the two landed in their own, separate ponds. Also not thinking, Heero looked down and lost his balance, tumbling down... But not after throwing a bomb into Relena's pond. The vibrations knocked them all into the waters.
Relena was the first to come up. She glared and held a chainsaw in her hands as she rose from the water, looking quite fierce in her combat boots. With her, she held a bag...
BACK WITH... *Gophers*???
Sure enough, she had a bag of gophers, and was pulling them out and slicing through them.
"BLOOD!! I crave it!"
Duo came up, spluttering. Then, Duo came up. ...One... Two...? No *shit*!
"Shit!" the two Duos hissed.
"Hey, you look like me!" the first one said, cocking his head to the side.
"I'm *dead* sexy! Wow! Look at me!" the other continued. They immediately began splashing each other.
"Staaaaapit!!"
"No, you staaapit!!"
They chorused together-- two extremely jumpy Duos.
"Take *this*!" the second pulled on the first's bangs.
"Take *THIS!*" the first pulled a bucket of ricotta cheese from out of the blue and shoved a fist-full into the other's face.
"No **shit**!" the second said in astonishment, "My face is covered in odd looking white shit!"
They both looked at each other and smiled in ecstasy [yes, you heard me] until their faces cracked.
"Kewwwwl."
"Bloooooooood!!"
"Shut up, bitch!" came a voice.
Relena's chainsaw stopped buzzing and the three looked up at what they thought was Heero.
"'At's Right. WASSSSSSSSUP!!!" Heero yelled, his pink pom-poms up and his shades down, "Wassup, homies!!!"
The midget only shook his head.
O.O;;;;;!!! WAAAARG!!!!
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End Part One. ^_-!
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P A R T S ! ! !
Heero | Cheerleading Homie Brother Heero with Over-Inflated Libido
Wufei | Helium-Breathing Wu-chan, the Fog-Horn Eating Goat
Duo | Two Singing Duos on Caffeine with a Bucket of Ricotta Cheese
Trowa | Miracle Grow Contortionist Trowa on Sugar High
Quatre | 'Pissy Uchuu no Kokoro' Quatre with Squeez Cheez
Relena | Chainsaw Relena in Combat Boots with a Bag of Gophers
Dorothy | Miracle Grow Bowser with a Wicked Saxophone
Sally Po | Magical Disco Sally Po with Platforms and B52's Hits
Zechs | Magical Singing Goose-Fairy on Crack
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