Written for the Drabble Prompts challenge held by the lovely sleepy queens and using the prompt 'mischief'.
I, quite obviously, do not own Ouran High School Host Club. I cannot draw nor would I ever come up with the idea of a cross dressing female in a host club. Simply genius. I bow down to the creator. Round of applause.
"'To the Fairest Lady of Them All'?"
"Ohmygosh!"
"Squeeeeee! They must mean me!"
"What!? You're confused. They obviously mean me."
"Nu-uh! Tamaki-kun told me I was the most beautiful girl in the world!"
"Yeah, well Hunny-chan told me that I was the best and the most adorable girl!"
"You're both lying! I'm obviously the best, Haruhi-kun likes me the most!"
As a bunch of teenaged girls fought over a cake inscribed with the words 'To the Fairest of Them All', Hikaru and Kaoru were snickering as the rest of the Host Club looked on with barely contained horror.
"…Alright. Who pulled a golden apple." Haruhi deadpanned, turning away from the hordes of girls smacking each other with handbags and tearing out each other's hair. She immediately turned to look at the laughing twins. "Which one of you did it?"
"Hikaru-"
"Kaoru-"
"Mori-sempai, could you please run after them and bring them back? They only listen to you."
"Mm." Mori left the room to chase after the twins.
"They have a lot of explaining to do. Think of how much we lost profit we lost because of them."