A/n: This is my poor attempt at being funny...I came up with these stories in my head and I'm REALLY sorry if it sounds familiar or something...I didn't mean to offend your or anything and all! In fact, some Original Characters (Oc's) are good! And being Cliche isn't bad! I mena I'll write some fics with my own characters too and a very cliche plots sometimes, it's perfectly fine! I do not own Charmed

The following content if for people who are aware that there are character bashing of minor sorts, and stupidity overall. Original Characters that are Cliche shall be mentioned most annoyingly. Also beware of scarcasm and OOC. Please proceed if you dare. If not then I advise you to find another fic. Please and Thank you.

Oh my Goddess! It's Phoebe's Daughter from the future!

One day a girl by the name of Melinda, Prudence, or possibly a name starting with a "P", or a complete random name comes up to the Charmed one's doorstep.

"Hi there! You look really familiar!" Phoebe said happily as she opens the door.

"Mom?" The girl said as she sobbed and hugged Phoebe. "I missed you so much! In my future you were dead!"

This is the one hundredth person to do that to me... Phoebe thought miserably, WHY did the ELDERS do this to her!

Oh My Goddess! Phoebe's Daughter from the future comes to the past! And she knows Chris!

"Mel/Prue/(some unknown and random name)?" Chris said shocked.

The girl nodded. "I had to come back Chris"

"But WHY? We were doing so perfectly well without you here! Now you screwed up the plot! Thanks a lot!"

The girls stared oddly At Chris.

"I mean, nice to see you again! Let's go and save the world!"

"Ok! It's nice to be back!" The girls said happily.

As you know they lived happily ever after and vanquished the world of evil.

Oh My Goddess! It's Piper's THIRD son/daughter from the future!

The kid also known as Melinda, stared helplessly as her mom died. "I'm going to save her and go to the past! And I shall meet Chris on the way!" Melinda shouted as they took Chris's time traveling spell and went through the portal to go back to the past.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE!" Chris yelled obviously frustrated.

"Because! I had to save mom!" Melinda yelled.

"Why do you think I'm here then!"

(drama scene comes about why Melinda was there and what Wyatt had done in the future)

Melinda eventually with the help of Chris saves Piper from dying and they lived happily ever after!

Paige's kid from the future comes to the past!

"Why are you here!" Chris screamed. "I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE PAST!"

"But I'm just here to see my mom!" The girl/ (or if u want) guy shouted.

"The Pasty faced replacement?"

"For Prue? Why yes!"

"..."

"No DISTRACTIONS! I must see her! She is in danger!"

(Speech about what dangers Paige is under or all of the sisters)

The girl (or if you want) guy then saves Paige and they all lived happily ever after!

Wyatt hired one of the Charmed one's kid to assassinate Chris with a deal that they'll be with their family!

"I want you to kill Chris," Wyatt said with little emotion.

"But why! I mean he's cute and he's my cousin! You evil dictator!"

"BUT if you do kill him then you'll be with your family again,"

"OK!"

(goes to past and finds Chris)

"I MUST KILL YOU! BUT I CAN'T!"

"Why would you want to kill me!" Chris said ready to use his telekinesis on his cousin. "You'll screw up my hair!"

"This is like in Snow White..." Phoebe muttered from the doorway.

"So we can all be a BIG HAPPY FAMILY!" The cousin said.

(dramatic moment of some sort)

In the end the cousin couldn't kill Chris so they ended up defeating Wyatt and they all lived happily ever after as a BIG HAPPY FAMILY!

Chris's secret is revealed because of his cousin!

I'm going to come back to the past and ruin Chris's life! One of his cousins though. This cousin either has an unknown name or is named Melinda (nickname: Lynn, Mel, Melly etc.) or Prudence. So sure enough the cousin comes back to the past and shows up at the Manor.

"Hello, can I help you?" Piper said sweetly.

"AUNT PIPER! You're ALIVE!"

"You're my...niece? Not again..."

"Yes!"

"Mel/Prue/(some unknown name)?" Chris asked.

"CHIRS!" The girl said happily.

"Hi! Do I know you?" Chris said.

"Yes you do!"

"How?"

"Well I'm your cousin! And your NUMBER ONE FAN!"

"Chris? Who is she?" Piper asked kind of scared. "Is she really my neiece?"

"I AM! And CHRIS IS YOUR SON! Isn't that AWESOME!" The cousin yelled.

That saved a few words... Chris thought. Why can't they just all keep their mouths shut though? IT'S MY SECRET! IT SHOULD BE MY CHOICE IF I WANT TO TELL MY MOM AND DAD!

(mother son moment)

And they all lived Happily Ever after they defeated all evil!

Phoebe and Cole's Kid is THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL! AU STYLE!


"MUHAHAHA! I have ALL OF THE BEST AND ALL of the POWERS IN THE WORLD!" The maniac kid of poor Phoebe and Cole shouted. "I shall now go and defeat The CURRENT Source of all evil!"

"COLE! That's not fair! HOW COME SHE HAS MORE POWERS THAN I DO!" Phoebe whined to absolutely no one. "I'M THE 100 CHARMED ONE!"

(Kid Battles the Source of all Evil who is wearing a black cape and outfit.)

"Who are you! YOU ARE AN EVIL PERSON!"

"I'm, I'm your...father..." Cole said as he collapsed.

(dramatic child/parent moment)

Then Cole died...But he came back a few months later anyways!

And so the child became a very powerful and a good Source of all Evil, Cole then came back a few months later and then they all lived Happily Ever After!

To Be Continued!

A/n: Until next time then! As you can tell I had a lot of sugar! And the writing it's kind of sloppy mainly because well...I find it to be a lot funnier and more simpler. WAY simpler. I usually don't write like this though! And I honestly don't hate all Oc's and people, just SOME of them get on my nerves a little. And Cliche's are OK . Next up: Pairings!