7/19/00

Title: He Ditched Me Again
Author: Rainey
e-mail: crazylikecat@aol.com
Cat: X-file humor/song filk
Rating: PG

Summary:Song Filk of "On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson

Author's Note: Another dumb, silly song filk written
during a temporary lapse of sanity sometime way back in '99.

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He Ditched Me Again


He ditched me again
I can't believe Mulder ditched me again
Next time around I'm gonna sleep right in the car
Hide the keys inside my bra
So he can't ditch me anymore

He ditched me again
That sorry S.O.B. ditched me again
Left me sittin' here in this crummy motel
Mulder, you're gonna go to hell, for ditchin' me again

He ditched me again!
Left me stranded here with nothin' but my pride
I thought we were friends
Now I guess I'll have to go out on the highway
And hitch a ride

'Cause he ditched me again
Mulder I warn you, don't ditch me again
Next time you do it might just be your last, my friend
I won't save your sorry ass and what will you do then...
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There are no more--I promise!

Rainey@crazylikecat