Re:Chat
A/N: This is what happens when I let my humor take over.
Altair: Welcome everyone. This is a group chat I created because I wish for us all to get along and get to know each other more.
Selesia Upitiria: Why did you invite your enemies? Are you crazy or something?
Altair: Oh my. Dear Selesia I only wish for everyone to be acquainted with each other. There's nothing wrong with that.
Meteora: I don't trust you Altair. You are planning something sinister aren't you?
Altair: Of course not. Please allow me to show you that I am not an evil person. Everyone deserves a second chance you know.
Alicetaria February: I only wish to go back to my world and save my people. I don't have time to waste chatting with people on a phone.
Mirokuji: This chat stuff sounds fun.
Mamika Kirameki: HI everyone! ^_^
Rui Kanoya: This is so cool! I never knew social media could be very interesting.
Altair: Good. We are communicating very well so far. I appreciate you all for taking your time to chat with each other.
Selesia Upitiria: I'm not falling for your sinister tricks Altair!
Meteora: Agreed. This is too highly suspicious.
Magane Chikujoin: (giggles)
Blitz Talker: Pleased to meet you all. I hope we can get along.
Mirokuji: Hey old man. Isn't this a little too advanced for someone your old age? You should go retire already.
Sota: Umm… hi everyone.
Selesia Upitiria: Watch out Sota, Altair is up to something. You can't trust her.
Blitz Talker: Please be nice. I don't like being insulted. And there's nothing wrong with someone of my age to be using a smartphone.
Matsubara: Selesia? What is this? Why was I invited to a chat?
Gai Takarada: Same here! This is very weird.
Nakakogane: Um, this is not good.
Mirokuji: (sighs)
Harua Sho: Yuuya I'm going to kill you!
Hikayu: I'm too shy to say anything. Please be nice to me. _
Altair: This is turning out to be quite entertaining.
Charon:Selesia? Are you here?
Yuuya Mirokuji: Oh no not you! How did you come into the real world?
Magane: I like this chat stuff. You all are very hilarious.
Selesia: Charon!? Were you also brought into this world by Altair?
Harua Sho: You will pay for the death of my sister you bastard!
Charon: It appears so. But I'm glad to know you are okay. Altair says she knows how to send us back to our world. You must believe her.
Mirokuji: (ignores Harua)
Selesia Upitiria: No you can't trust a word she says! She is lying to you!
Meteora: Altair stop lurking and explain to Charon the truth of your motives.
Blitz Talker: You are all mistaken. Altair is a good person who is doing this for the death of her creator. You have no right to judge her.
Magane: You seem butthurt Yuuya. Do you want some comfort? XD
Altair: Why can't we be friends?
Selesia: Excuse me? YOU are planning to start the collision of the worlds! You are out of your mind!
Sota: Altair please listen to reason. I knew your creator more than anyone else. She wouldn't want you to do this.
Mirokuji: You really are a despicable person Magane.
Mamika: Please everyone stop fighting! We must talk things out in a respectful manner.
Altair: Sota you were friends with my creator. But even so I will not listen to the words of a mere boy like you. Also I'm trolling with you guys. I'm going to spam one of you right now.
Selesia Upitiria: Don't threaten Sota you fiend! And stop spamming meh!
Magane: Spam me next!
Rui Kanoya: This is getting out of hand.
Altair: And my next victim will be…the knight!
Mamika: Please don't spam anymore Altair it's not nice.
Alicetaria February: This is not humorous at all! Altair you will pay for spamming me!
Magane: I got spammed! we are now spam buddies! XD
Mamika:Alice calm down! Don't let her get to you.
Altair: The Knight seems to have some anger issues. You might want to look into anger management.
Aliceta0ria February: Magane you and I are not spam buddies! And I am calm! You need anger management I don't!
Mirokuji: What is even going on here?
Gai Takarada: Leave my creation alone! I made her that way!
Altair: Keep entertaining me, this is very pleasing.
Mamika: You are Alice's creator? Nice to meet you! ^_^
Alicetaria February: He was the man I locked away for making my world a hellish place full of death and despair. We are still working some things out.
Gai Takarada: Likewise. And you must be a good friend of hers?
Selesia: Aww you two are like father and daughter. Just like me and Matsubara.
Mamika: That's horrible Alice. You can't treat him like that. You should be at least thankful for being created. And yes I am a dear friend of Alice.
Gai Takarada: Father and daughter eh? That sounds interesting.
Alicetaria February: My apologies Mamika, I will change my ways. However, it is strange for me to look at my creator like my father.
Magane: I killed my creator…(giggles)
Altair: Oh? And I thought I was the crazy one lol.
Selesia: You both are.
Meteora: Altair please stop the spamming it's not funny.
Altair: Never :)
Selesia: This chat is very intriguing. Is this what the gods in this world do all day?
Meteora: It would seem so. There are many things we have yet to know about this world.
Magane: Milk is good for you.
Sota: Um…
Selesia: Okay…?
Harua Sho has left the group chat.
Mirokuji: Good riddance.
Charon: Selesia we must take our leave now.
Charon has left the group chat.
Selesia: Charon wait!
Altair: Your boyfriend left.
Selesia: He's not my boyfriend. He's just a friend.
Magane: Tsundere Selesia.
Selesia: No! I just said he's not my boyfriend!
Magane: Selesia and Charon sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Selesia: Altair please remove Magane from the chat.
Altair: I'm afraid I cannot. This is amusing.
Sota: Please don't tease her Magane.
Blitz Talker: Hmm, I wonder how does one even type on these things? The keyboard is so small.
Mirokuji: Like I said just retire. You can't even type on a phone old man.
Blitz Talker has left the group chat.
Meteora: And he's gone.
Mirokuji: Not my fault. He is too old for social media.
Sota: You were rude to him.
Mirokuji: Don't care.
Mamika: Alice I sent you some mail ^_^
Magane:(giggles)
Alicetaria: Thank you Mamika. I appreciate your kind deed. I shall send you something in return.
Altair: So are you two dating?
Selesia: Whoa.
Mamika: (blushes)
Alicetaria: Of course not, me and Mamika are only good friends.
Magane: So much lovey dovey romance (giggles)
Gai Takarada: I never really thought my creation could be into girls.
Meteora: (sips soda)
Alicetaria: I'm not into girls! Me and Mamika just have a really good relationship as Friends.
Gai Takarada: I see.
Rui Kanoya: I'm into girls younger than me.
Selesia: Perv.
Ruin Kanoya: Just saying lol.
Nakanogane: I did make him that way.
Matsubara: Our creations are very interesting.
Hikayu: I'm too shy to say bye so I'll also be leaving.
Hikayu has left the group chat.
Nishio: Hikayu! My waifu!
Nishio has left the group chat.
Selesia: Anyway…
Altair: I have been amused. You all may leave.
Magane: Aww the fun is over.
Mirokuji: This was boring.
Meteora:What was the purpose of this group chat Altair?
Altair: Entertainment. I never wanted to be friends with any of you.
Selesia: I knew it! You were up to something evil!
Sota: I don't see how a group chat could be part of an evil plan, Selesia.
Altair: (sighs)
Mamika: I think the teasing was unnecessary.
Altair has removed Mamika from the group chat.
Alicetaria February: How dare you remove Mamika!
Altair has removed Gai Takarada from the group chat.
Magane: I better leave before I get removed (giggles)
Magane has left the group chat.
Alicetaria February: My creator!
Altair has removed Alicetaria February from the group chat.
Sota: Altair stop.
Selesia: Okay I'll leave too.
Meteora: Same here.
Altair has removed Matsubara from the group chat.
Altair has removed Nakanogane from the group chat.
Altair has removed Rui Kanoya from the group chat,
Altair: I hate you all.
Mirokuji has left the group chat.
Selesia has left the group chat.
Vv Meteora has left the group chat.
Sota:Um Altair?
Altair: It's just you and me now Sota.
Sota: Why are you doing this?
Altair: Because my creator wanted this so I am only doing what she couldn't finish.
Sota: No you wanted this! She wouldn't!
Altair: Farewell Sota.
Altair has removed Sota from the group chat.
Altair: You all will see the wrath of my hatred. And of course more trolling lol.
Altair has left the group chat.
I had too much fun writing this XD Leave a review if you'd like, I read them.