A loud clatter and some creative cursing caused Misaki to run into Usagi's study, where the silver-haired man had just thrown his chair.

"Usagi-san! W-what's going on?" The brunette shouted, running over to pick up the chair and make sure that nothing else had been broken.

"I've been paid to write a dreadful piece of writing that doesn't deserve the title of literature."

"Like his boys-love novels are deserving of that title either…" Misaki thought. "Um, why?"

"Our publishing company decided to hold an auction for charity. The winner" he spat "wants ME to write a children's novel for his son!"

He turned around, suddenly thoughtful.

"Maybe I can start him on homosexuality early on…"

"Usagi-san! No!" Misaki frowned. "That is NOT appropriate!"

"Well, this father does read my boys-love novels-"

"NO! You will write a happy children's story without any homosexuality or sex!"

Usagi turned around with a strangely peaceful smile. Misaki instantly distrusted it.

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Misaki shook with anger as he held the children's book in his hands.

"Why the HELL am I in here?"

Usagi just smirked devilishly, grabbed the younger's chin and enveloped his lips with his own.