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Author's note:
All of the ways that America annoys people will be from bored(dot)com/getannoyed unless stated otherwise.
America had been surfing the Web when he came across a list of ways to annoy people.
Perfect! Annoying people is always fun, right? He could annoy unsuspecting civilians and even the other nations! Oh yeah, this was going to be so fun!
He made a mental note to make England one of the first victims—England would haveto be a victim eventually; sooner was better than later, of course. He just had to find one that he could pull off on the Englishman.
He looked through the different lists and decided which ones that he would try first. He bookmarked some of his favorite pages on his cell phone.
He could not wait to test these tasks out. He was going to have a blast annoying people!