Disclaimer: I don't own D..
Note: I own Jazzy June.
Hikari Maiden: These are stunts I'd pull. I know a lot of this isn't the actual D. storyline scene, but it'd be insanely hilarious if it was.
Stuntlicious
By: Hikari Maiden
Jazzy June jumped on the trampoline in her small, fenced-in backyard. So into her trampoline stunts, she didn't notice one of her neighbors from the apartment she lived beside.
A flash of motion caught his eyes. Satoshi Hiwatari stopped, his back to Jazzy. Jazzy? Are you at it again? He turned around. When he saw her pop up over the fence, he thought, Oh, yeah. She's at it again. He sighed as he approached her. He stopped at the fence and stood there as he called out to her, "Oi! Blondie! What if you get hurt?"
Her ears picked up on his voice and she called out to him, "Oh, hi, there, Hiwatari-san! How are you?"
He sighed and rolled his eyes. "Why won't you listen? For once."
Someone to play with! She excitedly climbed off the trampoline and ran to the gate. I'll show him my trampoline stunts! She opened the gate and gently pulled him inside. "Come on, Hiwatari-san! I'll show you my trampoline stunts!" With that, she closed the gate and led him to the trampoline.
I don't have the time, or the patience! Satoshi began to protest.
I want him to see! "Aw, come on." She gave him the teary-eyed, puppy-dog expression. "Please?"
Why must she torture me? "Fine."
I get to show someone something I know! Exciting! "Okay!" She let go of Satoshi and climbed back onto the trampoline.
Satoshi took off his shoes and climbed on after her.
"Look, Satoshi!" She jumped until her feet bounced high off the trampoline. Then, she tightly held her arms folded diagonally across her chest and she tucked her head under as she flipped forward. She landed on her rear with her legs straight out and together in front of her.
That's dangerous! She's lucky she doesn't get hurt! "That's dangerous! You're lucky you don't snap your neck!"
She stood and began to jump again. She jumped until her feet bounced high off the trampoline again. Then, she flipped forward off her hands.
She's going to end up hurt! "Quit it!"
She stood again. She began to jump again. She jumped until her feet bounced high off the trampoline again. Then, she spun. She landed on her rear.
She's stubborn. "You could have spun off the trampoline!"
"Fine. Does this satisfy you?" She stood once more. She began to jump once more. She jumped until her feet bounced high off the trampoline once more. Then, she spread her legs and tapped her toes. She bounced again. Then, she pulled her legs inward and tapped her knees. She bounced again. Then, she missed bounced and her knees buckled and she lost her balance and fell backwards. Her head hit the trampoline hard and bounced. Her head instantly throbbed. She grimaced and rubbed her head as she sat up. "Ow!"
She should have listened. "I told you."
"That was painful."
"Hopefully you'll listen."