Hey there readers! I might make this a two-shot depending on how this ends! So enjoy and leave a comment or review!:) SasuSaku NaruHina KibaIno ShikaTema and NejiTen! I don't own Naruto. If I do pigs would fly!

What makes you attracted to…guys?

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Me: Ok. On today's show we'll be inviting several guests. They will answer the same question. Yes there is only one question to answer. We'll be asking our ladies. First, let's welcome our guests!

-Sakura, Tenten, Ino, Hinata and Temari enters-

Me: Please take a seat.

-Takes seats-

Me: Ok. So the question tonight is…-drum rolls- dun dun dun!

Sakura: Cut the drum rolls out and tell us the fucking question before I decide to punch your guts out and then make you slowly eat it and then I'll sta-

Me: Ok. Ok. I get the point! Geez! You didn't need to be so violent. Ok. So the question is. What makes you attracted to guys? Hinata. Since I'm being evil I'm going to pick you. What makes you attracted to Naruto?

Hinata: Um..Um…He's cool?

Me: And…Anything else you want to add to that?

Hinata: Can I says anything I want to?

Me: Yes.

Hinata: Ok. I'm attracted to Naruto because he's an idiot and probably too much of an idiot to know how to cheat on me! Mwuahahaha! Your all mine Naruto-kun!-more evil laughs-

-Everyone sweat drops-

Me: Well…That was interesting Hinata. So…Let's see. Sakura! Why are you attracted to Sasuke?

Sakura: I dunno. I like emo boys. Like Bad boys!

Me: So you even liked him more when he left the village and turned erm…Bad?

Sakura: YEAH!-Punches fist in the air-

Me: Well, are there any other reasons that you are attracted to him?

Sakura: He's hot. Cool. Perfect. Smart. Handsome. And did I mention hot?

Me: Yes you did mention hot Sakura.

Ino: -hits me on the head- It's suppose to be rhetorical dumbass!

Me:-Rubbing the BIG bruise- I'm surprise you even knew what the word rhetorical meant! But since you tried to murder me, Ino. You can answer next. What makes you attracted to Kiba?

Ino: He's caring-whisper-only to his dogs but he treats me like shit.-Speak normal again- He's super hot. With a six pack. Well built muscle on his arms. And he's funny.

Me: But you guys are an odd couple aren't you?

Ino: Yeah. Least expected from all our friends. But hey, let's just say that Kiba should thank Akamaru. That dog won my love points.

Me: Uh…Yeah…So Tenten. Temari. Which one of you girls would want to go first?

Tenten: Age before beauty Tema-chan!

Temari: Fine!

Me: So…er…Temari. Why are you attracted to Shikamaru?

Temari: He doesn't care if I boss him around. I like it when men lets the women be in charge.

Me: So you're like his boss? Isn't it supposed to be the other way round?

Temari: Yes, like I said. He thinks it's to 'troublesome' to be in control.

Sakura:-whispering to Me- No wonder why Shikamaru looks more unhappy these nowadays!

Temari: I heard that!-points accusingly at Sakura-

Sakura: Just stating the truth!-puts both hands up to show innocence-

Me: Can you two fight when it's time for a commercial break? I mean it's almost time anyways.

Sakura and Temari: Fine!

Me: Ok. So last but not least. Tenten. So why are you attracted to Neji?

Tenten: Because I like his hair.

Me: Is that all?

Tenten: Pretty much. What else is there in that jerky bastard? Except one thing though.

Me: His hair?

Tenten: Yeah. That and his god like looks!

Me: Uh…Well, we'll be back after the commercial break with the guys on this time!

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So I've decided that I'm going to make another chapter! Please leave a comment or review!