WARNINGS: Blood, violence, mild sexual themes, and incest. Do not continue reading if any of these constitute a trigger for you, or if you do not want to read the content.

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Vampires and Brothers

Prologue

An entire month had gone by since the young, big-haired psychic had sworn to himself that he would have his revenge on the Pines' family. Revenge, just like the perfect date or most entertaining show, needed to be meticulously planned out, covering all bases in order to garner the desired outcome. What Gideon needed was a foolproof plan if he wished to defeat the male members of the Pines' family and win the heart of his sweet Mabel.

It was no easy task, but whatever Gideon wanted in life, he got, regardless of the amount of work, pain, sweat, and blood he would have to put into the process. After a month, he had finally figured out the perfect revenge scheme thanks to his book.

"'The Goblet of Dracula has the ability to turn the drinker into a full-fledged vampire,'" Gideon read from the worn book. "'The beholder must spill their own blood into the goblet and drink it.'"

Gideon wrinkled his nose. That was disgusting! If his dear Mabel Pines had not such a, excuse the pun on her last name, pining for a vampire boyfriend, he would never go through with it. Of course, there were other ways to win the heart of his beloved, but becoming a vampire would cover all bases of his plan for revenge. His book may not have information on supernatural monsters, but from what he had read in the media, vampires were known for having super strength and very few weaknesses. It would be all too easy for him to destroy Dipper and the old man with his newfound strength.

On his wooden stand, next to his miniature set of Mystery Shack and the Pines' family, which had been crafted by himself, was a slightly tarnished, yet still golden and regal-looking goblet. It was heavy despite its small size, so Gideon gingerly lifted it up with one hand. Inside the goblet was a dark, crimson liquid that silently sloshed around as he moved the cup. As the liquid stilled, it showed a red reflection of his face, and the sight of his smirk in his own blood only served to excite him.

"With this, Dipper and the old man shall fall, and Mabel shall be mine."