Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Fangirls
Prologue: Percy's demise.
Rick Riordan sighed as he put down his pen.
"Percy, I am afraid I am tired of you."
Percy looked at Rick nervously.
"Soooo...what are you going to do with me?"
Rick leaned back in his chair.
"I'm afraid Sadie and Carter Kane are more interesting than you. So now you must be left to the fate of Chris Columbus and of course, ."
Percy's eyes widened in horror.
"No...No! Please Rick, I'll do anything, don't leave me to fangirls!"
"Goodbye, Percy."
"NO! Look what they did to Harry! And Bella! Well, Bella was already messed up, but still! Please, don't leave me!"
A knock came on the door.
"Oh, look, it's the fanfiction people."
Percy screamed as the employees of FF dragged him outside and threw them to the fangirls, as well as his friends. One by one, the fangirls ate every shred of his identity so that he forgot his own character. And thus began the quest of the FanFiction girls.
Chapter 1: Attack of the Maria Suebella!
(AN HI!
I beat up the stupid girl who wrote the prologue so here is da REAL story.
this is my 1st fic so B Nice plz. NO FREAKIN flames! Lolz!
Mary: Yeah be nice!
Nico: Are you kidding? This author deserves to die.
Mary: Nico! Be nice!)
Nico's POV
I. Am. In. HELL!
Literally. See, Percy came to visit me and everything was going fine until...uh oh...no! The fangirls gonna switch the PO-
Percy's POV
I was enjoying a walk with Nico and Annabeth when suddenly we fell down a ditch. I would have been happy if we had fallen into a pit of flames, but Hades had to be cruel and instead, there was a little building. Uh, oh...It's the fangirl! Quick she's gonna-
Annabeth's POV
See, we walked into the building and-
Nico's POV
As Annabeth screamed in frustration for only getting one line, we walked inside. It was a beautiful room with many-
Maria Suebella's POV
Hi! My name is Maria Suebella!
I have always lived in the underworld cause Hades says I belong here!
(lolz I luv this character she's like me! I wanna marry Nico) He's stupid, unlike me! I'm the smartest girl in all of my sisters. Here, come meet the rest.
Marie Sui's POV
Hi! I'm Marie Sui, and I am the prettiest of my sisters. My whole life was sad in the underworld, but one day, three halfbloods came to save us.
That was when I first saw him.
The brown hair, the chocolate eyes.
"Oh...What's your name?" I asked.
"Uh...Nico..."
I drew near.
Percy's POV
That was the last time I ever saw the real Nico. As Marie Sui drew closer, Nico fell the ground and screamed.
"Help, Percy! I can feel my identity being stripped away! My personality is being dissolved! Help me, help-"
Then his attitude changed. I watched in horror as Marie came in for the kill. Nico stroked her hair and picked her up, bridal style. Then, he passionately kissed her and they started to make out.
Annabeth's POV
It was terrifying, because I knew we were next, so I opened my mouth and
Percy's POV
Annabeth screamed in frustration for only getting one line again.
Mary Suellen's POV
I was attracted to the boy with shaggy hair and green eyes. I sang to him in singsong,
"My name is Mary Suellen and I have the most beautiful voice!"
The boy screamed.
"Help! I'm in distress!"
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I am in an impossible situation!"
"What's that?" I asked.
"I can't be saved from Mary sues"
(AN oops srry I just relaized i was usin proper grammer)
"well i can save u"
I picked him up and saved him and he looked into my eyes.
"mary" he said.
"Percy" I said.
We kissed in delight.
Annabeth's POV
Oh crap, Im the only one left and I only get one-
Marianna sues POV
We introduced the rest of us. We are all butiful 1/2 bloods with amazin skillz. We got pretty voices and were smart and athletic and yah.
(AN awesome isn't it? pLZ review, I love u ppl! NO FLAMES!
Mary: And now you love me, right dearest Nico?
Nico: Oh yes, darling Mary.
*kisses*
Mary: you won't even think about Annabeth even though your fatal flaw is loyalty, right Percy?
Percy: how could I think of anyone but you, darling?
*kisses*
Annabeth: AUGHGHAGH! HELP ME I ONLY HAVE ONE-)