Chapter 1: Any landing you can walk away from

Disclaimer: I do not own Adventure time or No Mans Sky those rights belong to their respective people I am just a simple writer just trying to make a good story, so relax and enjoy the story or don't and move on to another. Also rated T and M later on in the story just to play it safe and for strong language and very graphic deaths and things like that.

Chapter 1: Any landing you can walk away from

Here We go again was all that he could think of. He was crashing…. Again, but at least this time he went down with a fight taking A few Space pirates with him seeing as they tried to ambush and by ambush he meant they came right in front of his guns and he shot them out of the sky. They had over whelmed his ship the Gypsy Danger could not hold off against so many foes at once. Knocking him out of his thoughts the onboard A.I (that he like to call Karen).*ERROR ERROR SHIP IN CRITICAL CONDITIONS ERROR ERROR ETA TO GROUND SIDE FIVE MINUTES ERROR ERROR bzbzbzbzbz ERROR*. " Shit don't give up on me now Karen" he had yelled. He had roughly five minutes to level out his ship like he did last time or he would be killed in the crash and he didn't like that idea at all. As Gypsy Danger had gotten closer to the ground he put his plan into motion. Dropping the ship into a nose dive to catch speed before roughly pulling up to avoid the ground he had succeed or so he thought, celebrating his victory to early he did not notice the spikes of iron that stuck out of the ground before it had hit his starboard engine (right side of ship) which caused the ship to skid down the mountain before stoping in a valley. He had immediately jumped out and proceeded to empty his stomach onto the ground.

"Great just Great first I get ripped of by the stupid traitor and then I get shot at as soon as I leave the station, uugh how worse can this day get". As soon as hey had finished his statement his suit responses was *RADIATION DECTED SHIELDS ACTIVATED*. "Shit might as well run a diagnostic on the ship". Scanning his ship and noticing he had everything to repair his ship he had gotten to work. "But before I start I should, toons are in order". He proceeded to pull out a a small device before pulling out another device rather slightly larger device before music had played.(the songs he listen to while repairing the Gypsy Danger are by CHON good music should give a try I recommend bubble dream)

THREE HOURS LATER

"Great finally done with all this, stupid pirate's for shooting me down, and know to start my baby back up". He had started up his ship and Karen came back online and responded with *WELCOME BACK CAPTAIN FINN MERTENS CALLSIGN BLUE DEVIL* "thanks Karen now lets get out of here". Finn had began to start up the shift and lifted off back into space. As he began his trip the pirates had returned. "great here we go again bring it on you back water planet sons of bitches". Shots were exchanged and many died (mostly the pirates) before Finn had began to be overwhelmed and decided to jump into another galaxy, "Karen start the jump NOW!"

*HYPER DRIVE COMMUNES IN 5…4…3…2… but before Finn could jump the ship was hit by a lucky shot and some noise he did not like were heard. "KAREN STOP THE JUMP!".*…1*

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt"

END CHAPTER 1

Sorry for the small chapter but they will get bigger I promise you all that until then Slab King signing off