Just a new fanfic I'm trying out because I thought it would be interesting.
*Insert Drum Roll* I do not own... *Insert Drum Roll* ...Mario or Naruto. *Insert symbol crash* Derp.
The students from Team Kakashi were sitting at a picnic, bonding without their sensei. Naruto was standing on the picnic table, yelling and pointing at Sasuke while Sakura tried to get him to sit down. Sasuke's hand was resting on his cheek, attempting to eat his onigiri while a loud Naruto continued to rant.
"Look, dobe. Just shut up and sit down. I don't care."
"Yeah, Naruto! Stop yelling at Sasuke and just eat!"
"BUT SAKURA-CHAN!"
The said kunoichi grabbed onto the back of Naruto's shirt and flung him backwards, causing him to smack his head against the bench of the table.
"Ow! Sakura-chan! Why did you do that?"
"Just shut up and eat, Naruto!"
"Grrrr….fine."
Hinata, who was sitting behind a tree near the three, was trying to eat her lunch too…..if only she weren't busy looking at Naruto. Shino sat behind her, watching the ants carry away crumbs into a hole.
Really, everything was completely normal….until a strange creature appeared behind Naruto's head.
Sasuke, who was sitting in front of him, noticed the strange orange being that was on a broom. It was clad in blue, and had a large hat atop its head.
"What the heck is that thing?"
Everyone fell silent and looked first to the Uchiha who had said those words, then to the 'thing.'
"What? What kind of-?" started Sakura, who was cut off by none other than the boisterous Uzumaki himself.
"GAH! WHAT IS IT?" He attempted to touch the being, but it moved out of the way. Hinata noticed it, and became frightened.
"S-Shino, w-what is t-that?"
He looked up from the ants, his eyes widening from beneath his sunglasses. "I don't know….." Both moved from their place beneath the tree, walking closer to the three ninja near the picnic table.
"GAH! SHINO! HINATA! WHAT IS THIS THING?"
"I-It's p-probably some s-sort of g-genjustu….Byakugan!" Veins appeared around her eyes. She looked for chakra points, but there was none.
"T-there i-isn't any ch-chakra. U-Uchiha-san, u-use your s-sharigan and s-see what k-kind of g-genjustu this i-is, p-please.""
"Right," Sasuke said, his eyes turning blood red, tomoes spinning.
"It's not a-"Suddenly the creature made a strange noise, as if speaking. It then raised his wand, and shapes danced around the ninjas.
"What the-?" began Sakura, but was cut off when a blinding bright light rendered her speechless.
They all screamed because….let's face it, it was really weird and scary to be having a falling sensation in a blinding white light where you couldn't see anything.
It began to disperse, and before them new scenery was present. Everyone gasped.
"Where….where are we? What kind of jutsu was that?" Sakura asked, looking around. The ninja were standing on lush, green grass while a large white and pink castle stood tall a bit further away. Looking to the sky the clouds had faces, and so did the hills behind the castle and all around then. A large body of water ran near the castle, its water sparkling and blue.
"Sakura-chan, I don't know where we are! HOLY CRAP WE'RE IN ANOTHER DEMENTION KAKASHI-SENSEI HELP!"
"Shut up, loser. I'm sure this is a very advanced form of a genjustu that my sharigan isn't strong enough to recognize. We'll be fine, I promise."
"Yeah, Sasuke's right. We should go head by that castle, though," said Sakura while looking at Sasuke in a dreamy way. Lucky for her he didn't notice.
"She's right. We should explore the regions of this possible genjustu," Shino said.
Sasuke's hands made a seal, and then he shouted, "Kai!"
Nothing happened, and the ninja looked around in worry, especially the two girls and Naruto.
"GAH! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"
"Shut it, dobe. We just have to find a way out. Come on." The Uchiha walked away, his family crest facing the others. They looked at each other in unison, but then obliged into following.
A while later the four reached a large town square. Looking above, they could read the words, "Toad Town."
"WHAT? THERE ARE TOADS HERE? Maybe this is where Pervy Sage gets them!"
"Shut up Naruto!" The pink haired girl smacked the top of his head.
"Ow! Sakura-chan!" He rubbed his forming bruise.
"U-um….g-guys….?" Began Hinata, looking forward with worried eyes.
"What….is that thing?" asked the Uchiha, his eyes widening a bit.
All stared to the short mushroom-like creature that was approaching them on stubby feet. His large hat had spots, and he had a vest on. He had no nose and beady, black eyes, and a small mouth.
"Well, welcome humans to the Mushroom Kingdom! I'm Toad!" the being said in a raspy voice.
All remained quiet in shock, everyone's eyes widening. They stared at 'Toad' for a while. The first to break the silence was none other than the loud, boisterous kyuubi vessel himself.
"WE ARE WHERE? YOUR WHO? IS EVERYONE A MUSHROOM-THING? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"
Toad looked shocked to the loud boy's shout. "We are in the Mushroom Kingdom….I figured the princess sent you…."
"P-PRINCESS? IS SHE A MUSHROOM TOO?"
"Naruto! Be quiet for a second! Um….could you take us to your….'princess?'" said Sakura, finally recovering from her shock.
"Um….of course! Princess Peach would be happy to see you!"
"SHE'S A PEACH?"
"Quiet, Naruto. Yes, just take us to your ruler," obliged Shino, putting his hands in his lab-coat like pockets.
Toad turned to walk towards the path to the castle. Looking behind, he saw the humans look in shock as other members of his species walked by.
They must have never been here before. That one with the yellow hair is loud….then there's the one with pink hair whose almost as pretty as the princess herself….then there's the other purple girl who looks shy….but she's pretty too…..then the weird looking one with glasses and a lab coat like Professor E. Gadd, and the handsome dark-haired boy. He looks so dark and serious…..
His thoughts were interrupted when he came to the bridge to the castle. He walked up to the door and knocked a few times. An older-looking toad with brown spots, a white moustache, and a cane answered the door.
Looking upwards he saw the humans, all looking at him with incredulous looks (but he couldn't tell with Shino, sunglasses and all).
"Well, hello there. My name is Toadsworth. And who might you five be?"
The genin stared at this older toad, mouths slightly agape. Shino decided to introduce himself first.
"My name is Shino Aburame."
"Why, yes, hello. What about your other friends here?"
The kyuubi vessel's eyes light up at that moment. Pointing a confident finger to his chest, he said, "My name's Naruto Uzumaki! I'm gonna be Hokage someday!"
"Sakura Haruno," said the kunoichi, waving her hand slightly.
"I-I'm H-Hinata H-Hyuuga. N-nice to m-meet you…."
"Hn. I am Sasuke Uchiha. Can we just meet your ruler already? I really need to train."
"Ah….don't be so impatient, Master Sasuke! All of you, do come in."
The five did as instructed, Sasuke's arms crossing over his chest, slightly annoyed.
What kind of genjustu is this? I need to train….I need to….
Suddenly a blonde woman in a pink dress came gliding over to the ninja. Her sapphire eyes sparkled in wonder at her guest. In a very high-pitched feminine voice, she asked, "Oh, who are you? Are you from Earth?"
All stared at the woman in disbelief.
"Whoa! You're not a mushroom! You're kinda….pretty….hehe…." Naruto began to laugh, receiving a glare from Sakura.
Sasuke's impatience was getting the better of him. "Look, yes it's nice to meet you and all….but what kind of genjustu is this? Why can't my sharigan read it?"
"G-gen-ju-tsu? What's that? And what is a….. 'shiny gun?'"
Sasuke sighed. "Yes….genjustu…you know? An illusion jutsu cast to play images on an opponent? And sharigan….the kekkai genkai that runs in members of the Uchiha clan?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm afraid. And….what is the Uch-i-ha clan?"
Sasuke's eye twitched. His mind became clouded of his family members for a moment…..
"How do we get out of here?" he said coolly, attempting to keep his anger down.
"Uh, what my teammate means to say is…..where exactly are we?" said Sakura, smiling.
"Well, you are in our dimension….in the Mushroom Kingdom….please tell me, where are you from?"
"From Earth….the shinobi world. We are ninjas from the Village Hidden in the Leaves." She said, trying to be friendly.
"Sh-no-bi? Ninjas….?"
"Yes, your highness. We need to get back." Shino said, crossing his arms over his chest.
"I don't know how you can…..I'm sorry."
"What?" seethed Sasuke.
"I'm sorry…..is something terrible happening there?"
Sasuke remained quiet. How was he supposed to be an avenger if he couldn't get to his pray, let alone train? This was really irritating him.
"I need to get back…..I don't have time for these games…."
Peach stared at him, a hand coming to her mouth. Why is he so angry? Oh….but he's so handsome for someone his age…..
"Hahaha…..excuse my bastard of a friend. My name's Naruto Uzumaki, nice to meet you! I gotta get back someday to my world or I can't be the hokage!"
Peach smiled at this boy and his happy attitude. "And what is the ho-ka-ge? Is it your leader?"
"Yep! Sakura-chan over here told me that all the main villages with ninja got a Kage, and the Leaf has a Hokage! I'm gonna be the leader someday, since the Hokage is the best ninja, so people will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody! Somebody important!"
The princess smile grew larger. Why would they disrespect him? He's such a happy, bright child.
"I hope you do become this….Hokage someday!"
Naruto smiled. "Tehehehehe! Yeah, and I hope to make Sakura Mrs. Hokage Uzumaki! Not Mrs. Teme Uchiha!"
"What? Naruto!" Sakura immediately glared at him, trying to refrain herself from hitting the crown of his head.
"Hn. Loser."
"Shut up, Teme!"
Peach giggled. "Oh, and what about the rest of you?"
Sakura was the next to speak. "Well, I'm Sakura Haruno. I hope to be a really great kunoichi someday…. That's a female ninja…..and maybe even a Medical Nin. And….." She looked to Sasuke, who had his hands in his pockets and was looking at the floor. Sakura looked at him with wide green eyes, but he didn't notice her staring.
Ah….she must have a crush on this handsome boy in the navy blue….I can see why….
"I see….and what about that quiet girl in the hoodie? What about you?'
Hinata blushed and began to play with her fingers. "M-my n-name is Hinata H-Hyuuga. I-I'm from the p-powerful H-Hyuuga clan. U-um, n-nice to m-meet you."
"Nice to meet you too. Do you have any goals in the future as a….ninja?"
The timid girl's blush became darker. She looked shyly at Naruto, who looked back. She turned her head quickly, her blush as dark as a tomato.
"J-just t-to be a g-great n-ninja i-is all…"
Peach smiled, her rosy pink lips pulled up higher. She must have a crush on Naruto…..
"Ok….and what about you?" she asked, looking at the boy in the lab coat.
"Well, not that you would get any of this…..but my name is Shino Aburame. I hope to become a much stronger ninja and perfect my bugs with my jutsus."
"Um….well, Ok…..and what about you in the blue?"
Sasuke sighed, and decided to tell. It wasn't as if he had anything to lose, right?
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I only have one goal in life….and that is to avenge my clan….but to do that, I have to kill….a certain….person."
A hand came to the princess's mouth. Kill? Why would he want to kill anyone? Maybe I'll ask him later….he seems like he could be a sweet boy when he wants to be.
"W-who?" she asked, not really thinking.
"My…older brother."
Peach gasped silently. His own brother? But why? Mario or Luigi would never dream of hurting each other…..let alone kill one another….
"W-why?"
Sasuke glared at the floor. "Look, it's none of your business. Just tell us how the hell we're supposed to get back."
Peach put on a worried face, as did Sakura. Naruto was becoming angry.
"Look, bastard! You don't gotta be mean to every person we meet! We'll get home, don't worry!"
"Hn."
"U-um, well…..I suppose you can stay here until we find a way to send you back. Please, Toadsworth, show them to their rooms…."
"Ah, yes, quite. Follow me, children!"
The genin followed the toad out of the room. Peach stared at the raven-haired boy's shirt, which had a symbol on the back.
I wonder if it's for his family…..avenge? What does he mean by that?
A pink haired girl near him also was thinking that same thing as the princess.
Sasuke…..
Eventually they came to a hall consisting of three rooms, two across from each other, and one at the end of the hallway.
"Yes….well, I believe that the two ladies will share a room, and you gentlemen can decide upon yourselves who sleeps where.
"I'll sleep in the same room as Teme, since we're on the same team and all."
"Hn. Whatever."
"My bugs and I will sleep in the far room, then."
"Sir….b-bugs?"
"Yes….don't worry, they won't crawl all over the castle….that is, unless I want them to."
"Why do have these….bugs?"
"They live within me, and feed off of enemy….say, chakra…as long as they do my bidding. This is what many members of the Aburame clan do.
"Ah….urm….alrighty then…..I hope you enjoy your stay with us." With that, the old toad hobbled off down the hallway.
"T-that's r-right. S-Shino….you are a h-host for t-those b-bugs…."
"Yes, I am. You discovered that at the Chunin exams, correct?"
"Y-yes…."
"Oh, yeah….that's right. I think I remember that too….." said the pink-haired kunoichi.
"Yeah maybe me to! But Teme wasn't there cuz he was in hospital sleeping like a baby!"
"….." Sasuke suddenly remembered his curse mark that was upon his shoulder and instinctively put a hand to it. That's right….I was unconscious because this thing was being sealed…..
"Well, we better go check out our rooms, then," said Sakura, going to open the door. Just as she and Hinata entered, however, large amounts of shaking and a few screams could be both felt and heard…
Hahahaha those who've played Mario know what that means. Peach is such a girly moron, really. REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!