Disclaimer: I don't own SWAC or Twilight. They are both epic, though. Also, I'm not trying to favor one character over another. I personally think, though, at the moment I love Chad more, but if you asked me a year ago who I loved more I would have said Edward, but I didn't know who Chad was then so...yeah...idk I don't have a favorite. R&R!
Love, Twipi :D
Chad meets Edward
Chad: So, Cullen, you sparkle in the sun.
Edward: Yes, it's a way to catch prey.
Chad: That's creepy.
Edward: I'm a vampire, what do you expect!
Chad: So, I have my own TV show, Mackenzie Falls. It's number one among tweens.
Edward: Well, I sort of have a book and movie franchise. They're pretty much number one among everyone world wide.
Chad: Well, I'm dating Sonny Munroe. She's pretty much perfect.
Edward: Well, I'm dating Bella Swan. She's also perfect.
Chad: I get steaks.
Edward: I get mountain lion.
Chad: I'm enemies with Zac Efron.
Edward: I'm enemies with Jacob Black and Taylor Lautner.
Chad: I live in Hollywood.
Edward: Okay, you beat me there. I live in Forks, and it's sort of boring.
Chad: This is why Chad Dylan Cooper beats a bloodsucker any day.
Edward: Technically, I could kill you.
Chad: Yes, but technically you wouldn't. You're a veggie vamp. You're so dangerous.
Edward: I could get the Volturi to kill you.
Chad: You know, I auditioned to be part of the Volturi (A/N I actually read the Sterling Knight auditioned for the Volturi. I wish he would have gotten the part!)
Edward: Yes, and I'm the lead in the movie. I'm the worldwide heartthrob Edward Cullen.
Chad: Yes, and I'm a heartthrob, too. I dated twins.
Edward: I have one girlfriend, which makes me look more faithful than you.
Chad: Then why did Sonny date me?
Edward: I don't know…
Chad: That's right. Vampire boy is speechless thanks to Chad Dylan Cooper.
Edward: Do you want me to get the Volturi.
Chad: No, please.