Disclaimer: I don't own Alice In The Country Of Hearts: Wonderful Wonder World.
Note: I own Enna Belle.
Insanely Hilarious
By: Hikari Maiden
~ Chapter One: Hot Pockets ~
Yum! Oh, that looks so delectable! Boris drooled and licked his lips as he reached over and tried to grab the hot pockets from the plate of the blonde beside him. His stomach growled.
That sneaky necko boi! Enna Belle slapped his hand. She glared at him and shook her head as she exclaimed through a mouthful of food. "Mine!"
His stomach growled again as he removed his hand and he stared at her with a sad, kitty expression as he whined, "Aw, but Enna! I'm hungry!"
She swallowed the food she chewed. "Don't steal my food, necko boi! Get off your lazy necko boi rear and get your own!"
He glared at her. "Greedy Miss Pig!"
Shut up and go away! Irritation boiled from deep within her. "How dare you!" She handed her plate to Blood. "Here. Hold this."
I must stop her. She's about to do something she'll regret. Blood quickly grabbed the back of her shirt collar and pulled her backwards, towards him. "Uh-uh. Get back here, you."
She squeezed her eyelids shut and squirmed as she shakily reached back and grabbed his hands. Coughs burst from her lips and her eyes watered. She couldn't breathe and it hurt where her shirt collar tightly squeezed around her neck. In a strained voice, she told Blood, "Let…go…"
He let her go and she turned and glared at him as she loosened her shirt collar. She coughed and panted as she gently touched her throat with her right fingertips. She grimaced. She told him in a saucy voice, "Don't do that. That hurt. You choked me. The collar of this shirt is close to the neck."
He grinned. "You're feisty."
The element of air created storms in her pale, blue-green eyes. "Got a problem with that?"
"Would you like me to pull your shirt collar again?"
"You do, and you're dead!"